Lynsey Queen of Clean #7 Queen of Her Pepto Palace

[MeliBelly]

She’s insane, one story talking about taking a step back from Insta and then straight into her GCSE media-style advert for fabric conditioner and a swipe up on carpet cleaner... I suppose she’s got to keep the cash rolling in to fund her cheap clothes and wine habit.

 

[youare1]

“Love a good clear out as you find stuff you forgot about” actually Lynsey no because when you have your home organised and everything has a place then you don’t shove stuff in a cupboard and end up forgetting about it.
I wonder as well like someone before mentioned about her having a unhealthy relationship with food as she said she was only allowed sweets and chocolate one night a week when her dad brought them home.

 

[Shineyshine]

“Love a good clear out as you find stuff you forgot about” actually Lynsey no because when you have your home organised and everything has a place then you don’t shove stuff in a cupboard and end up forgetting about it.
I wonder as well like someone before mentioned about her having a unhealthy relationship with food as she said she was only allowed sweets and chocolate one night a week when her dad brought them home.

Great minds... and there we have it! Straight from the horses mouth. No wonder she’s all weird and obsessed with chocolate.

 

[Kezza_69]

You know how much I love Ted Baker . .
No, I've never heard you mention it before . . .
Ever.

 

[If i told you …]

Wait until she clocks this monstrosity

 

[Tamij]

That sodding pen. How old is she?
What’s this grand announcement then? Creme egg scented candle?

 

[Shineyshine]

I hope they have a priest on speed dial to perform an exorcism afterwards...

 

[Beanpop442]

I just can’t

 

[shady_essex34]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

 

[Nursty]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

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Is it me or does it look like a Golliwog?

 

[Noseymeddler]

You know how much I love Ted Baker . .
No, I've never heard you mention it before . . .
Ever.

Yes she’s definitely mentioned it before and I’ve seen her in a ted baker coat more than once last year. I own the same one in a different colour hers is pink what a surprise So on this occasion she’s not lying

 

[MrsJ2000]

Is it me or does it look like a Golliwog?

Yes most definitely

 

[If i told you …]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

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bleeping hell! I’ve just spat my tea all over my clean pyjamas

Yes she’s definitely mentioned it before and I’ve seen her in a ted baker coat more than once last year. I own the same one in a different colour hers is pink what a surprise So on this occasion she’s not lying

Im a huge Ted baker fan. The only thing I have seen her in is that anorak and her trainers. But nice try Lynsey they won’t send you anyfink

 

[DCICassieStuart]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

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I know I sound like a broken record, but that thing is EVIL. EVIL I tells ya!

 

[Doodlebug71]

I know I sound like a broken record, but that thing is EVIL. EVIL I tells ya!

The most evilest dog I ever did see

 

[Libertine1975]

I love animals but there is something wrong with that dog it freaks me the duck out. I've never seen a photo of it not looking bleeping possessed.

 

[kimberlyc]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

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I love dogs but that is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. What’s with its eyes

 

[Shineyshine]

bleeping state of that. I can feel it staring into my soul. Horrible looking thing

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Don’t look into it’s eyes

 

[allthefs]

Oh it’s a book!! The queen’s 15-min clean!
You do it 4 times in an hour

 

[MrsJ2000]

So the announcement was a new book! She obviously needs more money for the pepto palace. I’ll pass thanks