Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

[Shineyshine]

Just came on to say she’s now trying her luck with Mac cosmetics give it up Lynsey you have no makeup skills you can’t even frame your face with eyebrows let alone do eyeshadow.

Since when has Mac been her favourite cosmetics??? She’s never even mentioned them before! Looks to me like she’s been to the Mac counter for a consultation, come away with some basics and now she’ll think she knows how to do her slap properly! Let’s see...

 

[Doodlebug71]

Why would MAC involve themselves who's make up limit is this if I'm honest wiff you

 

[Nuttywidow]

She said her most favourite lipstick is ruby roo! No it’s not it’s ruby woo! Can she get nothing right!!

HAHA .... LOVE IT

 

[Wee Boujee Hobbit]

What’s with all the books?! What a dick!

I hope it falls off and knocks her cuppa over

 

[MrsHater]

It’s only her favourite lipstick because it’s her wannabe besties favourite lipstick. And she loves it sooo much, she doesn’t even know what it’s called.

 

[MeliBelly]

Fml she’s now the expert on hair and is kindly sharing how to use a crimper......

I don’t think most people want to find out how to style their hair to look like they’ve slept with it in a bobble cocknose.

 

[Hellooo]

why is she using tumble drier water to wash her wellies? Just use the hose like any normal person would???

 

[mammaof3]

You are crazy if you're going for a walk on the road. Muppet. She's an illiterate grotbag.

Tip - Read what you are going to post 1st.

Lyns, stop effing going out all the time, they is no need to use the car to take the mutt out for a walk, and you go out more times than the bin..

We are in a pandemic if you don't know.

You have OCD (undiagnosed, not real) FFS.

 

[Maggie28]

why is she using tumble drier water to wash her wellies? Just use the hose like any normal person would???

Wasn’t she advertising The Boot Buddy not long ago? Saying it was the best thing she have ever used?
She has clearly sold it on Facebook.

 

[Shineyshine]

Wasn’t she advertising The Boot Buddy not long ago? Saying it was the best thing she have ever used?
She has clearly sold it on Facebook.

Watch out you’ve given her an idea now. She’ll be doing a story with it before long

 

[Stepharnie]

I got sucked in by her and bought that crimper last year, sent it back the day after absolute waste of time and money!!
I get better results when I plait my hair and leave it over night x

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

why is she using tumble drier water to wash her wellies? Just use the hose like any normal person would???

Didn’t see any muddy water around her feet. Surely if they were muddy they’d be some

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

How's the Dyson collab going Lynz? Those beggy posts seem to have dried up recently, either something's afoot behind the scenes or Dyson doesn't wanna know. (Take a wild guess which.)

Stick to Swan brand dear, it's more your scene!

 

[RiverRoo]

If I'm honest wiff you lyns, re record some content.
Also, how boring must your house be." Right, sunday morning before 7am. Get up everyone and strip the beds. Rob, it's the week we wash the mattress protector, you dick. Dont you follow the hashtags"

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Very sad that her teenage children will never know the joy of a lie in!! She’s pathetic.

 

[mammaof3]

Very sad that her teenage children will never know the joy of a lie in!! She’s pathetic.

I don't see why changing the sheets can't be done later in the day for God's sake.

I'd be telling her to duck off, it's my bed.

 

[Anon89]

Fml she’s now the expert on hair and is kindly sharing how to use a crimper......

I don’t think most people want to find out how to style their hair to look like they’ve slept with it in a bobble cocknose.

So good she had to crimp that first bit twice. She ‘crimped’ it, then showed the rest of her hair, and miraculously that first bit was straight again... so it’s either tit, she can’t upload videos in order or both!

 

[Doodlebug71]

The ocd fantasist got in her car wiff muddy boots...get in the bin already lego hair

 

[Hellooo]

The ocd fantasist got in her car wiff muddy boots...get in the bin already lego hair

Unless she took the tumble drier water with her? Hence the lack of hose

I mean purposely I just change my shoes

 

[bonbonzee]

My first post in tattle.. literally came to say about the wellie boots! Just stupid on so many levels.

when it’s that rainy your boots don’t really get muddy anyway cos the rain washes it off