Lynsey Queen of Clean #4

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Autumnleaves123 said:
did I just watch her vacuum up beans?
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What a heap of tit that thing is - it doesn’t clean right up to the wall, it spread the coco pops along the floor in her demo 😂

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Then she says the ‘plaster’ has been in today, and she’s bemused as to why it smells damp in the house... ffs 🤦‍♀️
 
I'm really confused. She had someone painting in the former garage/new office space the other day but the walls had been plastered. I thought you needed to wait at least a week for plaster to dry before painting...
 
Unless they didn’t need to plaster in there so just painted it straight away? Who knows. But you’d think they’d wait and not bother painting anything until the builders have finished as surely the walls will just get all marked?
 
allthefs said:
I thought she was moving out for a week. What the hell will she do for content
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This! I’m positive she said they were moving into an air b&b so I’m wondering why she’s still hanging around in the house all the time getting under the builders’ feet and cleaning it??? Unless they’ve not moved out yet. Nothing she says tallies up with her actions, she’s so full of tit.
 
Shineyshine said:
This! I’m positive she said they were moving into an air b&b so I’m wondering why she’s still hanging around in the house all the time getting under the builders’ feet and cleaning it??? Unless they’ve not moved out yet. Nothing she says tallies up with her actions, she’s so full of tit.
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I don’t think she’d cope a week without flirting with Sid 😂😂
 
I hope the owner of that Air B&B is on their way round to eject her from their premises.

Yes, the carpet had a stain and some worn threads and there should be a towel rail in the bathroom, but she's basically torn that place apart and gone completely OTT about it.
Going on and on about the garden. I don't know about Essex, but it's wet and chilly where I am. All our garden furniture has gone back into the shed until next year and it's starting to get darker a lot earlier in the evenings, so it's not as if she was going to be sitting out there.

I bet Sid is glad to have her out of the way.
 
What a disrespectful witch she is. ‘It’s not good enough’ no, what isn’t good enough is your attitude Lynsey. You could have taken up any concerns you have with the property, with the owner privately, not blasting them on social media. It would be easy to recognise that house if you were to come across it on the air B and B website, this is someone’s bleeping livelihood and you have the audacity to behave like that. Same goes for your disrespectful daughter. Why not advise the owner of the property that you are somewhat of a cleaning guru, and that if they’re unsure of how to get rid of stubborn limescale etc you can help and offer advice. Your cleaning range is wank, your books are wank and your candles are wank.
 
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