Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!

[youare1]

Just caught up with her stories, the free trainers oh my word she really isn't a good sales person is she, no idea how to promote. Honestly Lynsey your management should have trained you in basic promotion at least.
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Has she ever worked? Only known of her since Hinch went quiet and she seems like a nasty piece of work.

Think she said at one time she worked in a doctor's and then had a cleaning company before going on OCD cleaners programme.

 

[AllieBee]

Oh dear Lyns is gonna hate that the lovely Nancy is on This Morning again and doing very well, much better than vain, bitchy Lyns

 

[traceymrsd]

Wait until she latches on to the latest trend of using cottage cheese as a wrap?! That will blow her mind . But in typical Lynsey fashion it will be about 3 months but this comes to her attention

You called it - she's just posted that she's making them

 

[Username70]

Wait until she latches on to the latest trend of using cottage cheese as a wrap?! That will blow her mind . But in typical Lynsey fashion it will be about 3 months but this comes to her attention

Is this the thing she made today?

 

[Shineyshine]

Is this the thing she made today?

Looked delicious I don’t know how she can call that a salad…

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Has she photoshopped abs onto herself in that gym pic? I am DECEASED laughing at it

 

[Beanpop442]

Of course cocknose drinks the cheap £5.35 Tesco wine no whispering angel for our a* celeb!!!
no first class
No actual class
Cheap wine
Cheap clothes
Cheap content

 

[Veracity]

Has she photoshopped abs onto herself in that gym pic? I am DECEASED laughing at it

Ha yes, I noticed that!
And for someone who buys new clothes on a near daily basis and has a million cheap polyester dresses, why does she always wear the same gym kit

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Had to look…

And yes. There’s a term for people who may struggle with this issue…(assuming she left out the word “like”)

 

[WitchPlease]

Looked delicious I don’t know how she can call that a salad…

Wtf is that!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Of course cocknose drinks the cheap £5.35 Tesco wine no whispering angel for our a* celeb!!!
no first class
No actual class
Cheap wine
Cheap clothes
Cheap content

Imagine thinking you are above everyone else and drinking tit like this

 

[If i told you …]

. Maybe we should give her more pointers for content?! Personally i would love to see her expand her vocabulary, instead of constantly using words like rocking, hitting, smashing, fav, literally and rock and roll.

As ever she was slap dash with the cottage cheese wrap :~. Didn’t tell us the macros, what you could do to boost the flavour and more importantly how it tasted. #halfjob

 

[Shineyshine]

Anyone got any fred title suggestions… I’m happy to set it up, but I’m not very creative

 

[Tea and Toast]

She just cheapens everything. ..
Kurt Geiger SLIDDERS

 

[Snookie]

Wonder why everyone is rude to you Lyns? Maybe cos you’re a stuck up cow.

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Wonder why everyone is rude to you Lyns? Maybe cos you’re a stuck up cow.

I thought the same, there’s one common denominator in all this rudeness she supposedly encounters in shops & cafes

 

[Ditzymama28]

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And yes. There’s a term for people who may struggle with this issue…(assuming she left out the word “like”)
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She's definitely done something to that gym pic gotta keep up the delusion that she's rocking a ripped size **10** figure

 

[Mum3boys]

Lynsey queen of clean, fake leathery melt in a fake leathery belt

 

[melonsandlemons]

Why is she just so cringe. Can she not see the people are laughing at her? Also for a pink party… there isn’t many people in pink?
She is an embarrassment.

 

[bozlem3080]

She wouldn’t last 5 minutes working in retail/hospitality, don’t think she actually realises what people do for minimum wage each day, it’s not just standing there at the till it’s rebuilding displays, stacking shelves, serving customers with a smile on your face, perhaps she should give it a go because it would be hilarious