Lynsey Queen of Clean #17 Skin and beef tough as levver, posing on the dog wowk whatever the wevver.

[Shineyshine]

How dare people question her about a task that she put on the Christmas Planner, which she designed to try and help people through the stress of Christmas... all because they don't remember one tiny moment from a TV programme she did about 10 years ago?

It's obviously her attempt at humour but just completely misses the mark.

(bleaching her baubles, if anyone hasn't seen her stories)

Nobody has a sense of humour, that’s rich! Ok Lynz, I think we all know who is devoid of a sense of humour - get back to your milk froffer.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Anyone else notice the dried on grime in her froffer?
She waffled on that Rib had just used it and it had water in the bottom of it, but it was clearly burnt on milk remains, she then failed to show the inside with the whisk attached....
Scummy cow

 

[youare1]

Commenting on how she hangs the washing, been having a wee read on here?

 

[Noseymeddler]

Well her wounds have healed and she’s been shopping In London all day. Whose going to be seeking sympathy tomorrow when oh gosh everyone I really have overdone it again.

 

[Ggxx]

bleeping hell I think I recovered from a c-section quicker than this idiot

 

[youare1]

Well her wounds have healed and she’s been shopping In London all day. Whose going to be seeking sympathy tomorrow when oh gosh everyone I really have overdone it again.

Not forgetting she has been referred to physio because of this but she can swan about shopping.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Yawnola
I was back at work 2 weeks after a hysterectomy. .
She's milking this like a new born calf ffs
Zzzzzzz

 

[Shineyshine]

Grabbing that second chance at life wiv both hands Lynz

 

[Opinionated]

Grabbing that second chance at life wiv both hands Lynz

bleeping hell id squash a chocolate log all over ribs face if he didn’t allow me to have it. What is she a stepford wife ffs

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

I didn’t realise you can’t eat chocolate log whenever you feel like it

 

[Tea and Toast]

I thought he was going to engage rascal mode and have a mince pie for a brief second there, but remembered its Rib, its too early for mince pies too!!

 

[youare1]

Did anyone else notice the lovely smeared hob? I know he was currently cooking but it wasn't something that would have made a mess on the hob, it looks like it was wiped with a greasy cloth.

 

[dazzled103]

And standing in the men’s trouser section instead of the undies for her mirror selfie

I love how she’s always to get her bag turned around so you see the brand

 

[Shineyshine]

Sunday funday! Back out for walkies this week and a sink clean. She sprayed more white vinegar on her flowers than she did her tap, I’m sure that did them the world of good…

 

[Tea and Toast]

What does she look like on her walk this morning
Brand new uggs and plevva leggins, a barbie pink hat ( cos we all know she LOVES pink) and a face full of slap

Holy moly . .

 

[Mum3boys]

She looks like a total moron as always and what is the obsession with that bloody bridge?? Stop being such a fraud Lyns we all know you could stroll over the bridge fine well, you seemed ok walking round London posing like a tit

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

She must get dressed in the dark!

 

[beanpole]

I know we say it every week but are those parsnips for the whole family? I’d smash more than that just on my plate

 

[Mum3boys]

Noticed she didn’t let us see the levver beef this week , but I know it was there Lyns with your green beans and carrots and Aunt Bessie’s finest

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Anyone else find the rancid instant coffee topped with frofffffy milk just bizarre?
Can only imagine it to taste like piss water. Has Queen Lyns not got an actual coffee machine? Or did Swan forget to send that one