Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[Opinionated]

So is mango salad not a cold salad then?

Exactly just because she’s got sone deep friend prawns she thinks it’s not a cold salad?? And the calories on that plate even tho it’s small are still through the roof. She hasn’t a clue about healthy eating she just thinks small portions = low cal. She’s so bleeping clueless

 

[MissTeddy]

Exactly just because she’s got sone deep friend prawns she thinks it’s not a cold salad?? And the calories on that plate even tho it’s small are still through the roof. She hasn’t a clue about healthy eating she just thinks small portions = low cal. She’s so bleeping clueless

And she’s not even skinny

 

[Opinionated]

God those nails are awful. There’s no apex! And her telling ppl about makeup she looks like an 80’s throwback who’d want tips from her??? Mrs bucket mark 2

 

[Shineyshine]

Should’ve chopped that broccoli by hand, it’s virtually turned to mush

 

[Doodlebug71]

I have given up watching TM with all the pedalo phil stuff and turned over to bbc and there was a lady called Nancy birtwhistle giving cleaning hacks and she was brilliant a total breath if fresh air, knows her stuff...she doesn't looked like barbies gran with fikk pink nails dressed head to toe in ghastly dresses so aye

 

[Tamij]

I have given up watching TM with all the pedalo phil stuff and turned over to bbc and there was a lady called Nancy birtwhistle giving cleaning hacks and she was brilliant a total breath if fresh air, knows her stuff...she doesn't looked like barbies gran with fikk pink nails dressed head to toe in ghastly dresses so aye

I LOVE Nancy! She’s so good.

 

[Doodlebug71]

I LOVE Nancy! She’s so good.

I have never seen her before but she knows her stuff unlike lego hair.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I have given up watching TM with all the pedalo phil stuff and turned over to bbc and there was a lady called Nancy birtwhistle giving cleaning hacks and she was brilliant a total breath if fresh air, knows her stuff...she doesn't looked like barbies gran with fikk pink nails dressed head to toe in ghastly dresses so aye

Oh she’s lovely!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Lynz is a fan too judging by the amount of times she’s jacked eco cleaning tips from queen Nancy

 

[Libertine1975]

Wasn't Nancy on GBBO years back?

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Wasn't Nancy on GBBO years back?

Yep and she won it! I’d say she’s a must follow on insta if you’re interested in eco cleaning. Her book ‘Clean and Green’ is the second most useful cleaning book ever after the iconic original ‘How clean is your House’ book.

Queen Nancy leaves all these grabby instahuns who sell out any expertise they ever had for a 2p swipe up in the dust! Nancy rave thread pls!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Yet again, after harping on about the S clean on mirrors, here she is again swirling and swiping.
Gotta have a good memory if ya gonna lie Lynsey . .

 

[DCICassieStuart]

What are all her clothes and accessories so childish?
That bag looks like something a 6 year old would like.

 

[Opinionated]

I have given up watching TM with all the pedalo phil stuff and turned over to bbc and there was a lady called Nancy birtwhistle giving cleaning hacks and she was brilliant a total breath if fresh air, knows her stuff...she doesn't looked like barbies gran with fikk pink nails dressed head to toe in ghastly dresses so aye

I love how a certain word is turned into pedalo on here

 

[Ditzymama28]

Broccoli salad??!!
Why doesn't she ever eat anything normal for lunch - like a sandwich or a toastie
Whether she's rustling up lunch or dinner, you can guarantee it's gonna be a disgusting mess

 

[Mum3boys]

What’s going on with the extra lumpy cock nose ???

 

[Opinionated]

What’s going on with the extra lumpy cock nose ???

Her aesthetician (I use that term lightly!!) has prob tried to do the nonsurgical rhinoplasty with disastrous results

 

[Mum3boys]

Yes I think some strange work has been done to try and disguise the pure penis vibes given off by her nose

 

[Tea and Toast]

See shes still having dinner at toddler o clock

 

[Doodlebug71]

Yes I think some strange work has been done to try and disguise the pure penis vibes given off by her nose

Penis vibes am clutching ma beak here ...the last time I saw such thing it was trying to impregnate me