Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[Shineyshine]

She's on gmb talking about clean sheets

#nofilter
and where are her teef???

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I don’t think she’s ugly by any means and I try not to comment on people’s appearances. And I’m going to hell for this but the gollum vibes were real in that image from gmb

 

[Noseymeddler]

So yesterday Cocknose Lynsey went to London for the Lakeland event and took herself there and back on a train. Then the following morning at 5am a car is picking her up to take her back to London. She could’ve simply asked them for a hotel instead which would’ve been far easier and taken herself back on the train today. God she’s FICK all that traveling back and forth a car driver making a journey in the early hours for QUEEN OF NOTHING.

 

[JG54]

Heading to CONVENT garden for the first team twit meeting OFF the year

 

[Ditzymama28]

"Today's dress"..yet again.. looks 100% better on the model than on dowdy old Lynz

 

[Opinionated]

"Today's dress"..yet again.. looks 100% better on the model than on dowdy old Lynz

And those white boots with it

 

[Libertine1975]

I don’t think she’s ugly by any means and I try not to comment on people’s appearances. And I’m going to hell for this but the gollum vibes were real in that image from gmb

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Gollum is better looking.

 

[beaniebobble]

And those white boots with it

Those white boots are an absolute shocker! So tacky and cheap looking!

 

[Tea and Toast]

Still having tea at "toddler" time I see . .
Id be ready for something else in an hour or so by the portions and time that she serves their evening "meal"

This is probably so she can get cleared away and on the cheap plonk nice and early

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Is she using filters on her stories a là Hinch now or is this just a really nasty angle by the camera? Bet she was puffy AF after a day on cheap plonk with Lakeland….

 

[Opinionated]

Is she using filters on her stories a là Hinch now or is this just a really nasty angle by the camera? Bet she was puffy AF after a day on cheap plonk with Lakeland….

It’s all that dodgey filler she’s having on the quiet. People who have face filler always look bloated whoever’s doing it needs to stop as she looks a lumpy mess!

 

[Noseymeddler]

Never mind washing the Ugg slippers again Cocknose the sheepskin has worn away time to buy yourself a new pair.

 

[youare1]

Never mind washing the Ugg slippers again Cocknose the sheepskin has worn away time to buy yourself a new pair.

If she is washing them once a month how on earth are they that dirty???

 

[Libertine1975]

If she is washing them once a month how on earth are they that dirty???

Why is are they thrnonly things in the machine. I bet her daughters have Ugg slippers too, wash them all together ffs.

 

[Opinionated]

If she is washing them once a month how on earth are they that dirty???

I never see her wearing them she’s always in socks!!!

 

[Shineyshine]

I never see her wearing them she’s always in socks!!!

Wiv holes in the toes…

 

[Mum3boys]

She’s been reading her threads again, weve been treated to her Bewitched coffee cup today and a tag to dazlin cleaning so back in your aine lanes vile trolls !!!!

 

[Opinionated]

Somebody mentioned how she doesn’t go to bewitched anymore and that she’s fell out with dazlin? Hi lyns you clearly read here

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

So yesterday Cocknose Lynsey went to London for the Lakeland event and took herself there and back on a train. Then the following morning at 5am a car is picking her up to take her back to London. She could’ve simply asked them for a hotel instead which would’ve been far easier and taken herself back on the train today. God she’s FICK all that traveling back and forth a car driver making a journey in the early hours for QUEEN OF NOTHING.

UGH and deprived us of her UV hotel piss test and stories berating the staff of the local Zizzis like the last time she was out on the town in London! Step it up Lynz

 

[Clare]

Got the ill fitting Nora Batty plevver leggin’s on again. She wears them all the time. Does she realise they’re not meant to be wrinkled like that?

Press invite Where and when did she train to be a journalist? Just be honest and state it’s an advert ffs you disingenuous fake

To be honest wiv you it’s easy to see why she normally wears dresses!! Those levver trowsers are an abomination