Lynsey Queen of Clean #15 Our Lyns boasting in the Daily Mail, but really she’s just an epic fail

[melonsandlemons]

So it was dirt on the sign, she just couldn’t be bothered to actually clean it beyond a surface baby wipe. Typical!

 

[JG54]

Why did she clean the outside of the fridge and then sweep the dust off the top of it? Wouldn’t you sweep the dust off and then wipe it down?

 

[Opinionated]

Why did she clean the outside of the fridge and then sweep the dust off the top of it? Wouldn’t you sweep the dust off and then wipe it down?

Coz she hasn’t a clue what she’s doing. She can’t even fill a bottle up using a funnel without getting it everywhere. She’s winged it all this time and is now losing it

 

[Ups27]

Sunday roast eaten and cleared up by 2. I’d be starving by 4

 

[melonsandlemons]

Even when it’s written in front of her, she’s so slapdash it’s spelt wrong!!

 

[Opinionated]

Even when it’s written in front of her, she’s so slapdash it’s spelt wrong!!

What’s Lynsey going to do!! Her daughter didn’t use her air fryer liners shock horror!!!

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Even when it’s written in front of her, she’s so slapdash it’s spelt wrong!!

Even when she’s blatantly called it the wrong pastry she still can’t stop herself being a snarky witch. Maybe try learning a bit of grace or restraint Lynsey, god knows you could do with it. No need to reply to that comment unless you’re fishing for a pile on twit
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What’s Lynsey going to do!! Her daughter didn’t use her air fryer liners shock horror!!!

She might have to actually…. CLEAN! The audacity

 

[Clare]

Even when she’s blatantly called it the wrong pastry she still can’t stop herself being a snarky witch. Maybe try learning a bit of grace or restraint Lynsey, god knows you could do with it. No need to reply to that comment unless you’re fishing for a pile on twit
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She might have to actually…. CLEAN! The audacity

Yeah don’t worry Lynds, call them what you want, I’m sure the French won’t mind you murdering their language. She’s such a dense twit

 

[Elmoo]

What’s the saying… if you can’t say anything nice…. Shut the duck up woman

 

[Opinionated]

What’s the saying… if you can’t say anything nice…. Shut the duck up woman

And what did she say the other day about lifting other women up and not bringing them down
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And the supposed queen of clean strikes again letting her candles get Smokey. It’s actually quite a health hazard but good old lyns hasnt a clue yet again

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

And what did she say the other day about lifting other women up and not bringing them down

Exactly, the person commenting wasn’t even mean, she said it looked lovely! Just it wasn’t a croissant which anyone with actual eyes could see

 

[Popcorn ready]

She really is a jumped up twit, she thinks she is above anyone. When really she is a laughing stock, a compleat and utter knob.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

What's "Chapata" bread Lynsey? Oh I'm sorry, did you mean ciabatta by any chance?

 

[If i told you …]

What's "Chapata" bread Lynsey? Oh I'm sorry, did you mean ciabatta by any chance?

Oh boy! What I would give to hear her pronounce and spell charcuterie and siracha

 

[Doodlebug71]

You can see where that devil dug dragged its worm ridden azzholla across the bed so aye
#BROWNSTRIPES

 

[Mum3boys]

You can see where that devil dug dragged its worm ridden azzholla across the bed so aye
#BROWNSTRIPES

Aye hen factual!!!

 

[youare1]

Should this be marked AD?

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Should this be marked AD?

Yeah for the drink and the air fryer!!

 

[If i told you …]

Some one on the Mrs Hinch thread as referred her as “old lemons Lynsey “

 

[Opinionated]

Some one on the Mrs Hinch thread as referred her as “old lemons Lynsey “

That’s got to be in the new thread title