Lynsey Queen of Clean #14 Lynsey’s Pegging and Begging but Scamp and Dude Still Not In the Mood

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Came to say exactly the same thing . .
WTAF . . How can she be promoting hoover when she has her own ( albeit pink plastic rubbish) hoover on the market??

This melt really would turn up to the opening of an envelope to sell her Granny wouldn't she??
 
Wtf is she wearing???? A polyester granny jumper, a frumpy skirt and wellies???? She looks like a farmers wife 😂😂😂 and at a hoover event when she’s got her own swan range out?? Isn’t that like being sponsered by coke and get caught drinking Pepsi? Or is our lyns not that big of a deal to swan 😂😂😂
Omg 😳 She’s not overweight at all, but that outfit makes her look like a fat frump! Did she even look in the mirror this morning 🤦‍♀️ As for the boots… are they even levver? They look like cheap clumpy plastic. Her feet are far too big to wear styles like that, especially with skirts.

She can’t get anyfing right can she. She means “breathe” 🙄
 

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Wtf is she wearing???? A polyester granny jumper, a frumpy skirt and wellies???? She looks like a farmers wife 😂😂😂 and at a hoover event when she’s got her own swan range out?? Isn’t that like being sponsered by coke and get caught drinking Pepsi? Or is our lyns not that big of a deal to swan 😂😂😂
Looks ridiculous 🤡 she’s got them boots on again that she thinks makes her “on trend” but all they do is make her feet look like a size ten super fick canoe
 
I’ve just watched Alison Hammonds real with all the ‘this morning crew’ getting ready and she’s nowhere to be seen 😂😂 and who called it with the toes hanging over her shoes 🤢🤮 she looks like a charity shop the shoes don’t go with the dress and it doesn’t flatter her wide thighs at all. What a tit show. I guarantee she won’t be sitting with all of them I might just watch it to see lol
 
Time to destress? What with Zoflora spray. Silly twit.
Is it not de-stress?

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She’s probably sitting with these charlatans on the z list last minute invite, because someone else dropped out, table 🤢 His teeth look as though they’re about to leap out of his mouth 😂
Why is her chin going in the opposite direction!! Scary Mary!
What is happening with Lego hairs eye makeup, looks like she face planted into a collection 2000 pallet !
 
My god! Where have the dug that lady on the right from. In all my years I have never seen a chin or jaw line like it 🙈😱


Lynz. What was with the sneak peak of the dress, you showed it to us last week! Its not exactly haute couture
 

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Had GMB on in the background this morning and Richard was showing the seating area of the awards and some had pictures of who would be sitting where and he said " oh yes there she is I can see the Lego hair" he was meaning Kate and was having a joke with her but thought he was a tattler and had forgot what he saying was live lol 😂
 
She’s probably sitting with these charlatans on the z list last minute invite, because someone else dropped out, table 🤢 His teeth look as though they’re about to leap out of his mouth 😂
Good to see Fenella got work after Chorlton & the Wheelies finished (showing my age!) that bloke could eat an apple through a chain link fence. Where do they find these melts?! I’m so glad I work & don’t watch daytime telly 🤦🏻‍♀️
 

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