Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[youare1]

Hasn’t it occurred to her that she could go for a walk by herself, and leave the poor dog at home? If she’s that desperate to get in her precious 10k steps. Selfish witch.

Of course she could or even at home, didn't she have a iwalk machine or something similar? I'm surprised she is not linking cooling mats for pets etc.

 

[Noseymeddler]

Take notes Cocknose my dogs have already had an early walk went at 5.30 it was 20c UV at 0 now I’m off to the gym to see a proper PT where I’ll leave drenched in sweat unlike you do.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Take notes Cocknose my dogs have already had an early walk went at 5.30 it was 20c UV at 0 now I’m off to the gym to see a proper PT where I’ll leave drenched in sweat unlike you do.

Don't be silly, whatever's going on with the WEVVER, the queen has her minute by minute daily routine and everyone at the pepto palace follows along, demon dog included!

 

[Shineyshine]

Take notes Cocknose my dogs have already had an early walk went at 5.30 it was 20c UV at 0 now I’m off to the gym to see a proper PT where I’ll leave drenched in sweat unlike you do.

She only goes to the gym to burn some extra calories (probably so she can drink more). She’s doing nothing to tone her body. After all this time she still has wobbly arms and legs. It’s an absolute waste of money.

 

[Mum3boys]

Cock nose goes to the gym to pose in her teenagers cropped gym top, flick her pony tail and do a few strange facial expressions and that’s about it . Think she started with a mid life crisis after all that strange behavior when the builders were in

 

[If i told you …]

Even her lids on the inside of her jars are filthy

 

[Kezza_69]

Those "Trainners" of Ribs . .
They were barely filfy if I'm honest wiff you ( they're dog walking trainners ffs )
Bizarrely, they looked worse AFTER the wash!!

MASSIVE fail Lynsey. .
Get back to watching your washing dry, the wevvers perfict for that!!

 

[Mum3boys]

Those "Trainners" of Ribs . .
They were barely filfy if I'm honest wiff you ( they're dog walking trainners ffs )
Bizarrely, they looked worse AFTER the wash!!

MASSIVE fail Lynsey. .
Get back to watching your washing dry, the wevvers perfict for that!!

If the parf is dry the washing will dry … this wevver is glorious for hanging out your two item wash loads guys

 

[Noseymeddler]

Fink this fake or to try and shut me up it’s more than likely a prerecorded one you don’t fool us on here Cocknose go and practice the trout pout

 

[melonsandlemons]

Fink this fake or to try and shut me up it’s more than likely a prerecorded one you don’t fool us on here Cocknose go and practice the trout pout

I don’t know where she thinks she is, but in Peterborough at that time it wasn’t 20 degrees…I dunno who she thinks she is kidding.

 

[Noseymeddler]

I don’t know where she thinks she is, but in Peterborough at that time it wasn’t 20 degrees…I dunno who she thinks she is kidding.

I’m midlands and it was about that here at that time as I was heading out myself. She posted that picture literally minutes after my first post today. So she’s done a quick scroll through her videos and posted that as a shut me up finks I’m as fick as her

 

[beaniebobble]

What's the crappy cleaning product we don't talk about?

 

[TriggerHQ]

What’s she done to her face??

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Brilliant fread title from @DCICassieStuart we love it!

Lynsey continues to be the worst of what Instagram has to offer with her constant ads for the cheapest, nastiest products out there. Her other content is lame and revolves around invading her family’s privacy, excessive alcohol consumption and non-existent cleaning.

Flogging granny dresses on the daily.

She’d have us believe her DMs are full of compliments on her complexion, despite having skin that looks like an antique leather handbag.

Apparently a pink vacuum is what the world needed, so Swan and Lynsey were only too happy to supply one - and sell it to all the mugs out there who feel the need to buy yet another plastic piece of tat that they don’t need.

Superb recap

 

[If i told you …]

What's the crappy cleaning product we don't talk about?

I suspect it’s method? Too good of a company to ever work with her

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Here’s a tip your cringe fest PT clearly hasn’t given you yet Lynz - if your trainning is so easy that you can FILM IT YOURSELF while holding your phone… then you don’t get to call it ‘trainning’. Try ‘posing’.

Or try spelling ‘training’ correctly, you pleb!

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

I suspect it’s method? Too good of a company to ever work with her

I assumed Fabulousa?! Method is way out of her league

 

[Opinionated]

Crappy cleaning product we don’t talk about??? Why??? She’s a supposed cleaning expert and there’s something out there that’s crap so why isn’t she telling everyone??? Like you’ve all said prob as they don’t want to work with her. Youre such a catty witch and you wonder why they don’t want to work with you lyns??

 

[Mum3boys]

I think it might be the pink stuff ?? Which is strange seen as pink things normally have her froffing at the mouth if I’m honest wiv you

 

[kennedy7]

I think it might be the pink stuff ?? Which is strange seen as pink things normally have her froffing at the mouth if I’m honest wiv you

probably the Kim woodburn range as she is the original queen of clean bit of competition for our Lynsey