Lynsey Queen of Clean #12 Today’s Tip - Do up ya zip!

[Doodlebug71]

What's with sharing her 300 calorie microscopic lunches? I thought she was a cleaner, not a nutritionist?

And will no doubt be triggering for some ...fikk as fukk...

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Shes practically advertising disordered eating now isn't she

 

[Miss_Nobody]

What's with sharing her 300 calorie microscopic lunches? I thought she was a cleaner, not a nutritionist?

Probably so she doesn't feel guilty about that bottle of wine she's having later. It's definitely triggering and not exactly a great role model for her children. These habits will be picked up by her children and see it as normal behaviour

 

[Frenchgirl]

As an 'influencer' if you can call her that, this is so wrong on so many levels. She should be consuming between 500-700 calories for lunch as advised by any nutritionist.

 

[Shineyshine]

As an 'influencer' if you can call her that, this is so wrong on so many levels. She should be consuming between 500-700 calories for lunch as advised by any nutritionist.

She said the other day that she wants to get back to healthy eating after all her recent trips away etc. That sounds reasonable, but this is not healthy eating. It’s the opposite. It’s limiting her calorie intake to dangerously low levels if maintained for any length of time. She should not be showing this content on Instagram it’s highly irresponsible.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Get the hint haha you’ve purchased every single dress and not even a hint of a gifted item. Maybe you could offer to send them a hoover in exchange?

 

[youare1]

What on earth is that typo suppose to say?? What is she talking a load of horse manure about having to hide that dress - as if rib would ever be allowed to complain and also she had just shared it on her insta? Dozy mare.
Isn't crombie her ex husband's name? Why would you continue to use it when you are divorced and remarried?

 

[melonsandlemons]

She has got to be trolling us her skin looks like leather and is so damaged, wrinkly!

 

[Miss_Nobody]

She has got to be trolling us her skin looks like leather and is so damaged, wrinkly!

She wishes people were saying that. I actually thought her skin was looking worse from sun damage.

 

[Shineyshine]

She has got to be trolling us her skin looks like leather and is so damaged, wrinkly!

Yeah, her skin is looking more like a rhino’s behind every day. She needs to stay out of the sun, especially if she’s using tretinoin (in that Skin+Me cream), she’ll end up doing even more damage.

The thing about hiding the dress was bollocks. Just her trying to sound relatable because that’s what the poors do…

 

[kennedy7]

She wishes people were saying that. I actually thought her skin was looking worse from sun damage.

her skin is awful for someone of her age

 

[Nixxs]

She has got to be trolling us her skin looks like leather and is so damaged, wrinkly!

Ye her chest is so sun damaged

 

[Mum3boys]

She uses a filter that makes her skin look nice, absolute catfish cock nose if I’m honest wiv you as really she’s like a shriveled up old prune in a granny frock

 

[ISawNessie]

For someone who has a phobia about birds & bird poo…… again where are the gloves??
Just like toilet Tuesday

 

[Mum3boys]

Dreaming of that next glass of wine, glazed over with the naff pink plastic in hand

 

[Libertine1975]

There is a line across her neck when here skin goes from pale to tanned leather.

She emptied the water from the cleaner into the kitchen sink not the utility one as well.

 

[Shineyshine]

This pasta looks rank. All that watery liquid on the plate and is that green beans she’s got in there?

 

[Noseymeddler]

Lynsey I hope you have listened to all of us make that walk with hetty be the only one she has today. Unless you take her late evening instead of drinking all the wine.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Lynsey I hope you have listened to all of us make that walk with hetty be the only one she has today. Unless you take her late evening instead of drinking all the wine.

Don’t be silly, everyone in the pepto palace follows ‘Lynsey time’ - no exceptions!

 

[MissTeddy]

This pasta looks rank. All that watery liquid on the plate and is that green beans she’s got in there?

She never ever thickens her sauces, everything on her plate always looks limp and under cooked. She's got absolutely no eye for presentation.