Lynsey Queen of Clean #11 Lynsey thought she saw a ‘sleb, it wasn’t and now legohead looks like a pleb.

[Opinionated]

Why would you make Mac and cheese and leave a corner free of cheese coz your son doesn’t like cheese????? what’s he eating dry pasta??? And the portion is nothing for a growing lad. Why is she obsessed with slimming. looking at her kids she’s given them problems

 

[kennedy7]

Why would you make Mac and cheese and leave a corner free of cheese coz your son doesn’t like cheese????? what’s he eating dry pasta??? And the portion is nothing for a growing lad. Why is she obsessed with slimming. If looking at her kids she’s given them problems

So poor jake has just macaroni I wonder if he’s got a food stash in his bedroom that he relies on when he’s not fed properly

 

[Kezza_69]

So poor jake has just macaroni I wonder if he’s got a food stash in his bedroom that he relies on when he’s not fed properly

Que her finding empty wrappers in his blazer and bedroom over the next few days

 

[yoyoyoitsportholeperry]

Lynsey’s on TM. Time to log on to Twitter. .
P.s Lynsey you are not part of the team. You never with them at awards ceremonies or social gatherings that they have!

Or on their Instagram page

 

[Kezza_69]

Mmmm . .
MORE ½ price swan tat today . .
This time, salt and pepper mills, plastic with a wooden "effect" button . .
Classy . .

NOT

 

[Kezza_69]

Shes having a bad day . .
Blimey, those empty toilet rolls REALLY do tip her over the edge dont they??

Never mind, nothing that a reed diffuser wont cheer up and make you feel better eh?

 

[Clare]

Que her finding empty wrappers in his blazer and bedroom over the next few days

She’ll film the empty wrappers in his room, upload it all to Insta for no reason, shaming the poor lad for perfectly normal teenage behaviour. I can’t imagine how miserable and uptight her own childhood must have been to be so anal with her own. She thinks she has high standards for them but she’s just an over bearing control freak.

 

[Opinionated]

warning!!!!!! Frumpy dress alert!!!!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

How obvious is it that the queen posted about the rail sale so that she could let the peasants know she travels FIRST CLASS to London!

a) nobody cares b) nobody’s impressed c) we knew it already cos you post a story of the headrests EVERY SINGLE TIME you take the train Lynz

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

ALSO Lynz’s cringe PT is a Chernobyl-level online disaster zone and NEEDS his own Tattle thread at some point if I’m honest wif you!

 

[spillthetea22]

She cringes me out when she uses the Salt and Pepper song “Push It” Allllll the time. head.
And look at her face on that leg press she is laughing so it clearly isn’t heavy. I look like I want to kill you when I’m at max on any leg machine.

 

[youare1]

ALSO Lynz’s cringe PT is a Chernobyl-level online disaster zone and NEEDS his own Tattle thread at some point if I’m honest wif you!

What on earth?

 

[Opinionated]

ALSO Lynz’s cringe PT is a Chernobyl-level online disaster zone and NEEDS his own Tattle thread at some point if I’m honest wif you!

Wtf!!!! What is he doing????

 

[Doodlebug71]

ALSO Lynz’s cringe PT is a Chernobyl-level online disaster zone and NEEDS his own Tattle thread at some point if I’m honest wif you!

You mean Cherknobyl ma luvlee?

 

[f1fangirl]

Beeeeyooootiful Lynsey!

 

[Tamij]

Beeeeyooootiful Lynsey!

Wendoline in Wallace and Gromit

 

[Maggie28]

Beeeeyooootiful Lynsey!

Jesus Christ, she looks like a giant worm

 

[crunkysnacks15]

I knew I had read it before somewhere but confirmed it for myself this morning - Lynsey was a GP receptionist. Of course she was there is literally no job that suits her personality more

 

[Opinionated]

Beeeeyooootiful Lynsey!

Omg that has given me such a laugh thankyou!!!!

 

[youare1]

Beeeeyooootiful Lynsey!

Anyone else notice the amount of pouting in the stories this morning? Going to need help for all the lines around her mouth if she keeps that up.