Lynsey Queen of Clean #11 Lynsey thought she saw a ‘sleb, it wasn’t and now legohead looks like a pleb.

[elsawebb39]

OMG She makes me laugh she’s steamed her furniture because they had visitors yesterday that’s a bit rude if they are watching

 

[Shineyshine]

Can’t have anyone sitting on the furniture. But it’s ok for the dog with it’s worm infested backside to sit all over everything

 

[StrawberryTart]

Why is Rob at the recycling centre again?? We go once every 2-3 months if that and clear a car load. Our bins/recycling are emptied every 3 weeks and that’s adequate for us as a family of 4… WTF are they recycling??

 

[Shineyshine]

Eww she’s put those lids on while the soup is still warm Doesn’t she know anything? Yet sets herself up as some sort of authority on food/cooking.

 

[Kezza_69]

Mmmmm . .

Nice, sweaty, wet soup

 

[f1fangirl]

Omg rob doing work in garden on a Sunday afternoon glad I don’t live next door to them I like my Sundays peaceful

Trust me, we heard it all!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Lynz you can spend all day starving yourself and having a tiny portion of ‘noddle soup’ for lunch…

But if you spend each evening getting fkn hammered on white wine you’re still getting plenty of calories in

 

[Doodlebug71]

Trust me, we heard it all!

Spill the ma luvlee please ...be honest wiff us

 

[crunkysnacks15]

Shes no chef either is she . .

I wonder if she has calorie counted those 3 grains of rice. duck me. Thats how much rice you would give a toddler

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

I wonder if she has calorie counted those 3 grains of rice. duck me. Thats how much rice you would give a toddler

Just noticed the decorative leaf on top

 

[Clare]

Lynz you can spend all day starving yourself and having a tiny portion of ‘noddle soup’ for lunch…

But if you spend each evening getting fkn hammered on white wine you’re still getting plenty of calories in

“Noddle” soup

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Mmm, "noddle" soup.

 

[elsawebb39]

Where is she today not seen her at all

 

[Tamij]

Hungover, I expect.

 

[Beanpop442]

No one:

Literally not a single person:

Lynz: MorNING GUYZ HAPPY WEDNESDAY, thanks for ALL your messsges.. I’m FINE, I washed some trainners and ate noddles that’s why i wasn’t on yesterday I was SO BUSY

 

[Janerich]

Aww im sorry but the laughing emoji just isnt funny enough to describe how hillarious this is. Its is brilliant thanks for making me hysterical

 

[Shineyshine]

duck off was OC cleaners her own tv show She might have featured heavily in it, but it wasn’t her own programme!

 

[JG54]

Strutting into the room pouting like a prick

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Actually Lynsey you can see your trainner socks when you've put your trainners on and it makes your whole outfit look really cheap.

PS I had to really fight with my phone for trainner

 

[Kezza_69]

Bikini shopping . .

Her holiday must be forthcoming.
Cant wait
She'll always take us down the cleaning aisle in a foreign supermarket. .
Its riveting stuff