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(Yes, her "first" Zara haul clickbait made me watch her again, don't know for how long it will last, tho)
So, basically she gave away that she needs to post the make-up/skin care "content" on Insta, because it's an #ad (lol-ing on the fact that the majority of her followers voted against it)
Complains that her Oxenwood garden sofas aren't there yet - so she can sadly not brag them in front of Josie!
Lumi is telling her off, but she wouldn't listen (fastly about to tell that Porter lays beside her feet "Hi, Lydia")
Waffles on about the barbie (I'm listening to the traffic outside, it's more exciting)
Lumi on the table, still trying to tell her off
HAHAHAHa, uses her diary for planning... entries as following:
1. Go to toilet
2. Pull down pants
3. Sit on the toilet
3a. Oh blimey, should have first openend the lid
4. Release
5. Use toilet paper
5a. Front -> Back
6. Pull pants up
7. Flush toilet
8. Maybe wash your hands
It's haul time - wow, it's a good Net-a-Porter haul
- Stuff falls on the floor
- Lumi joined
- Oh no, so sad, the dress is too huge
- How not to pronounce "Reformation"
- Lumi cleans her ass in the clothes bag
- Next dress has a silouette, garden queen can't decide if it's a lilac or a hydreanga pattern
- Can't remember what she ordered.. roll-eye
- It's a co-ord
- Didn't tidy up the floor, tells she was about to do it, but didn't
- Oh nooo... the co-ord is tooooooooooooooooooo big (a serious question, why can't she send it to a seamstress... Yeah, I know the answer...)
God, her accent.. kill me..
HAHAHAHHAHAA, the bath tub (in situ), you call it incredible.. I have other words for it...
You heard it here first "derriere" is now pronounced "delliere"
Again, waffling about the barbecue
NO, I can't any more... Imma out.