Lydia Millen #94 New London salon: Nicky Lazou is thriving, while Lydiot's career is dying

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(Yes, her "first" Zara haul clickbait made me watch her again, don't know for how long it will last, tho)

So, basically she gave away that she needs to post the make-up/skin care "content" on Insta, because it's an #ad (lol-ing on the fact that the majority of her followers voted against it)

Complains that her Oxenwood garden sofas aren't there yet - so she can sadly not brag them in front of Josie!

Lumi is telling her off, but she wouldn't listen (fastly about to tell that Porter lays beside her feet "Hi, Lydia")

Waffles on about the barbie (I'm listening to the traffic outside, it's more exciting)

Lumi on the table, still trying to tell her off

HAHAHAHa, uses her diary for planning... entries as following:
1. Go to toilet
2. Pull down pants
3. Sit on the toilet
3a. Oh blimey, should have first openend the lid
4. Release
5. Use toilet paper
5a. Front -> Back
6. Pull pants up
7. Flush toilet
8. Maybe wash your hands

It's haul time - wow, it's a good Net-a-Porter haul
- Stuff falls on the floor
- Lumi joined
- Oh no, so sad, the dress is too huge :(
- How not to pronounce "Reformation"
- Lumi cleans her ass in the clothes bag
- Next dress has a silouette, garden queen can't decide if it's a lilac or a hydreanga pattern
- Can't remember what she ordered.. roll-eye
- It's a co-ord
- Didn't tidy up the floor, tells she was about to do it, but didn't
- Oh nooo... the co-ord is tooooooooooooooooooo big (a serious question, why can't she send it to a seamstress... Yeah, I know the answer...)

God, her accent.. kill me..

HAHAHAHHAHAA, the bath tub (in situ), you call it incredible.. I have other words for it...

You heard it here first "derriere" is now pronounced "delliere"

Again, waffling about the barbecue

NO, I can't any more... Imma out.
I’m sorry - but I think this entire post should be in the WIKI - just about sums up Lydiot! Brilliant. ❤️❤️🍌🍌
 
Love how @blue_orchid came up with a title without even trying. :giggle:

When Lydia was harping on about the ugly outside table and said 'it will last for years' hmm not at your bung it wont! Id be surprised if its still there next year.:mad:
I don't think there is one thing in that house that has been a constant since they moved there - everything is replaced quarterly/yearly!
 
MANIFEST YOUR DOWNFALL.....I THINK IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED!!! AND THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT witch!

Ok ... so by popular demand ... we got 10's 10's 10's across the board!
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A la POSE ....Monsieur Stefano is going to slay the witch tomorrow ......I am too tired tonight to do it having worked 16 hours today in front of a computer ....

But keep your G-strings up your minges ...keep your buttplugs up your asses and wait for Miss witch Tattler to have her say tomorrow!

Oh and I will make it an epic takedown of the Millen Moron witch... just wait!

"Thunderturds over and out" .......xxxxxxx :love::love::love::love::love:

The g string and buttplug part actually made me laugh to the extent I had to calm down before I could take another sip of wine 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
My guess is she didn't publicly acknowledge the 1M right away because she was scared some of the bought followers who are people with real accounts, would notice and unfollow her making her numbers drop again (possibility losing the million). So, she waited for a while until she noticed she had another good chunk of "followers" where, even if they unfollowed her, wouldn't be such a big drop and it wouldn't be an embarrassment to celebrate something and then possibly lose it.

But never say never, Lids :m
 
So he's drinking in London with a female aka Lydiot. Were there any meetings 🤔View attachment 623658 q
So he's drinking in London with a female aka Lydiot. Were there any meetings 🤔View attachment 623658 q
Yep Granny Millen 👵
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Thanks to @blue_orchid for the thread title with 42 votes!

Nicky with the beautiful hair has confirmed she has never received an apology from Lydia #hairgate #nosurprise but is a great believer in karma! Love you Nicky! 🍌🍌🍌

In other news Lidl:
Still hasn't found a hairdresser who will touch her
Received her #begged patio furniture
Bought even more floral dresses after a wardrobe clear out where she found dresses she'd forgotten she had
Was so desperate for views that she modelled a sludge coloured bikini with serious underboob
Body shameed most of the population by claiming that size 6 dresses are tight
Entertained Josie and Charlie to pasta, potatoes and BBQ meat. How's the kitchen garden working for you Lidl?
'Picks' blackberries in June
Is seen walking with Frow!
Wants to restore the bannisters to their original colour...herself....
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Yay! Another thread title. Thank you! :m

In other Nicky news, I have to say I'm thrilled to bits that Nicky is directly answering questions about Lydiot's verbal abuse and her lack of an apology. Also the shade in her answers about Lydiot's lack of skill and profession was gold.

I'm surprised Lydiot took a walk with Frow. However, I believe it's bc Lydiot knows she needs to grab on to other influencers now as a lifeline since her own career and brand deals are sinking. Her peers are being invited to events and getting lots of PR goodies, especially Frow from Dior.

I think Lydiot realizes the more she looks to be around these other influencers, brands will take notice that other influencers are hanging with her again and start inviting her, sending her PR etc. Lydiot is a sneaky, manipulative chick. There's strategy and motive in every move she makes, and it all comes down greed for money in her pockets.

Lastly, her mention of the new bath tub being "in situ"...witch, please.

What a pretentious twit.

I wasn't sure whether I should credit you too @coconochanel for pointing it out! 😁
@coconochanel most definitely deserves all the credit !!! I wrote it but never realized it. She pointed it out. Thanks for that @coconochanel 🤗
 
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Would someone please save the part of Nicky's Instagram stories where she has the questions printed out and answered. Someone asked her if she really does have CC footage of that influencer abusing her and she replied YES!!!!! I don't know how to save it for the WIKI file.
 
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There's 4 Elizabeth Arden boxed products at the top of the photo so I'm guessing they got invited by Elizabeth Arden for something?

Of course, Ali makes it seem like he's super cool and is living the rich life having drinks at The Shard. It doesn't count though when you don't pay for it yourself, you twit.

Him and his wife are just two pretentious twats per usual.

Would someone please save the part of Nicky's Instagram stories where she has the questions printed out and answered. Someone asked her if she really does have CC footage of that influencer abusing her and she replied YES!!!!! I don't know how to save it for the WIKI file.

Oooo, did she? Me likey ! I must have missed that.

Love that she confirmed CCTV evidence of Lydiot screaming like a bleeping banshee. Gosh, I would literally pay for a viewing of that! :devilish:

Nicky would make a killing if she did that. 😂 I bet thousands would pay to see that meltdown!

That video would completely end Lydiot's career though. She better be bloody thankful Nicky is who she is and didn't release it.
 
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Um guys.... all of this time I thought the big gap next to the “shoved over” shower and vanity/toilet was to accommodate a big tub.

What in the heck is this? It’s so small and tall and narrow. Why is there so much room on either side? Fair enough if someone wants this type of tub but did Lauren not do a floor plan???? Why is the vanity so tiny and off center?

Costly really F-ed up the layout, proportions and scale of so much of these rooms. Even if someone wanted this prairie style lewk.... it’s just not coming together for me at all. And I still hate the floor!

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Um guys.... all of this time I thought the big gap next to the “shoved over” shower and vanity/toilet was to accommodate a big tub.

What in the heck is this? It’s so small and tall and narrow. Why is there so much room on either side? Fair enough if someone wants this type of tub but did Lauren not do a floor plan???? Why is the vanity so tiny and off center?

Costly really F-ed up the layout, proportions and scale of so much of these rooms. Even if someone wanted this prairie style lewk.... it’s just not coming together for me at all.

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Yep, it's really all miss matched with lots of dead space. I would have preferred a custom vanity that extended along the wall. Now there are baskets to collect dust and look messy! Also, the bath is really tiny? Why? I don't understand! When we renovated, my husband and I both had to fit in the tub as we like to bath together on occasion and we are both quite tall and wanted to be able to stretch out our legs. This tiny bath just doesn't make sense and she will never use it and why does she have chrome fixtures and a bronze bath? And the green walls? Whhhhyyy
 
Wow and to think that Lydia could have taken care of this problem with a simple "I was wrong and I am sorry." But that isn't how she rolls so now she has to live her life waiting for the other shoe to drop. Waiting and wondering what will people think of me if the video ever sees the light of day. Maybe Lydia and just Lydia (maybe Ali) needs to see the video so she can she how she acted. Maybe that would be a life lesson for her and make it possible for her to change. But then again I highly doubt that she wants to change. In her mind she is perfect because complete strangers gush over her. It's a sad existence but it is the one that she chose. Gawd, I couldn't live like that.
 
Love how @blue_orchid came up with a title without even trying. :giggle:

When Lydia was harping on about the ugly outside table and said 'it will last for years' hmm not at your bung it wont! Id be surprised if its still there next year.:mad:
I'd give it two months!

Lydia never does gift guides, not for Black Friday/Sales/Christmas - I think this signifies her level of desperation, along with Lenor.

I would imagine Carrie tried to keep deals Lydia had a couple of years ago when she started, but there were probably so many issues with her majesty's lack of professionalism, that it was impossible, and Nars, Bulgari, L'oreal, Armani and all the others have now gone. Maybe Carrie encouraged the gardening and home content in the hope she would find some easy brand deals for her? She's hanging on to KM for dear life and scraping the barrel with the rest.
Which then begs the question - why didn't she wear one of her KM dresses to the "barbecue"?
I'm seriously wondering that. It would have been a great opportunity to boost sales of "her line", but she doesn't?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BOTTLE OF PERFUME! Use a Swell like the rest of us, ya tit. Imagine buying a plastic bottle for water instead of drinking bottled water 🥴
It actually looks more like something you'd carry to have your gin along for the ride. 🍸

Oooo, did she? Me likey ! I must have missed that.

Love that she confirmed CCTV evidence of Lydiot screaming like a bleeping banshee. Gosh, I would literally pay for a viewing of that! :devilish:

Nicky would make a killing if she did that. 😂 I bet thousands would pay to see that meltdown!

That video would completely end Lydiot's career though. She better be bloody thankful Nicky is who she is and didn't release it.
That would be magical to view!
We could have a Tattler "Lydia on CCTV Viewing Party"!!

a colourful Bristol stool chart
What is a Bristol stool chart?! 😂

Here is Lydia's copper baby bathtub tub of DREEEEEAMZZZZZ in action:

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