Lydia Millen #208 Empty veg beds, chickens of dread, discovers bread but career is still dead

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Lydiot's tombstone epitaph would be "I unmercifully shrieked at a 9 month pregnant hair colorist "It's not MY fault that you are pregnant" and ordered her to go up and down the stairs just 2 days before she was scheduled to have her first child. The harassment put her in a medically precariously situation as her blood pressure was extremely high. OR she could have this on a tombstone...I laughed about tripping an old person and watching them fall at the train station. OR When I was alive, I loved to get drunk and lay in ditches.

Her epitaph might also say;

‘I told you I wasn’t myself…’
 
Imagine the stories Carrie could tell if they had a fallout

Carrie would never ever EVAAAAAH have a fallout with Lydiot.

An old tatty red Gucci camera bag discarded by Lydia, and gifted to Carrie, was all the payment Carrie needed to be a 'for life' minion.
A few bits of PR here and there (obviously the ones Lydia doesn't require) and Carrie's support is never-ending. Even if she looks a fool in it.
She is the Office Elf forEVAAAAAH. And she wears her badge with immense pride.
 
I’ve noticed recently that Lydia has started to refer to the place where she lives as ‘the hamlet’ 🤣🤣🤣 (‘Here are the apples from THE HAMLET’ etc …) It may well be a hamlet, but who on earth says stuff like that?!! This however fits in perfectly with ‘the tradesmen’ and ‘the driver’ etc … The disclaimer in the most recent vlog had me howling as well. Basically, she is trying to move on from Whispering Angel because she’s heard it’s a bit naff and what wags in Essex drink … so she goes into Waitrose and picks the most expensive wines … to make herself look more what … authentic? Posh? Old money?!!!! Absolutely tone deaf to say that she has sought out the most expensive wines, as if that makes them immediately better. Some of the poshest people I know, get a huge kick and giggle out of going to (the real!) Lidl or Aldi and buying a £4.99 wine and pronouncing it eminently drinkable!!! It’s not all about the cost, Lydia. I’m also dying at Ali wearing the coat on one shoulder! It’s just the most ridiculous, contrived display of wannabee poshness … and it fails I’m afraid! Just like Lydia’s new found love of all things equestrian … it ain’t gonna wash! We see what’s going on, don’t we 😜
 
I’ve noticed recently that Lydia has started to refer to the place where she lives as ‘the hamlet’ 🤣🤣🤣 (‘Here are the apples from THE HAMLET’ etc …) It may well be a hamlet, but who on earth says stuff like that?!! This however fits in perfectly with ‘the tradesmen’ and ‘the driver’ etc … The disclaimer in the most recent vlog had me howling as well. Basically, she is trying to move on from Whispering Angel because she’s heard it’s a bit naff and what wags in Essex drink … so she goes into Waitrose and picks the most expensive wines … to make herself look more what … authentic? Posh? Old money?!!!! Absolutely tone deaf to say that she has sought out the most expensive wines, as if that makes them immediately better. Some of the poshest people I know, get a huge kick and giggle out of going to (the real!) Lidl or Aldi and buying a £4.99 wine and pronouncing it eminently drinkable!!! It’s not all about the cost, Lydia. I’m also dying at Ali wearing the coat on one shoulder! It’s just the most ridiculous, contrived display of wannabee poshness … and it fails I’m afraid! Just like Lydia’s new found love of all things equestrian … it ain’t gonna wash! We see what’s going on, don’t we 😜
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‘Alas, poor Al Ick - I knew him Horatio’…
 
For her to piggyback off the Liam attention for her own gain is possibly her top narcissist behaviour yet. Rather than saying how terrible the situation is, how sad etc she has to spin it so the attention and conversation is on her. People can't just post about the sadness of things these days and leave it at that, there has to be a gain for them somehow and it's gross and icky.
 
I’ve noticed recently that Lydia has started to refer to the place where she lives as ‘the hamlet’ 🤣🤣🤣 (‘Here are the apples from THE HAMLET’ etc …) It may well be a hamlet, but who on earth says stuff like that?!! This however fits in perfectly with ‘the tradesmen’ and ‘the driver’ etc … The disclaimer in the most recent vlog had me howling as well. Basically, she is trying to move on from Whispering Angel because she’s heard it’s a bit naff and what wags in Essex drink … so she goes into Waitrose and picks the most expensive wines … to make herself look more what … authentic? Posh? Old money?!!!! Absolutely tone deaf to say that she has sought out the most expensive wines, as if that makes them immediately better. Some of the poshest people I know, get a huge kick and giggle out of going to (the real!) Lidl or Aldi and buying a £4.99 wine and pronouncing it eminently drinkable!!! It’s not all about the cost, Lydia. I’m also dying at Ali wearing the coat on one shoulder! It’s just the most ridiculous, contrived display of wannabee poshness … and it fails I’m afraid! Just like Lydia’s new found love of all things equestrian … it ain’t gonna wash! We see what’s going on, don’t we 😜
She has shown us her waitrose shopping before, it was all waitrose essentials, so even there she couldnt bring herself to part with more money than necessay.
It’s the same as when jaclyn hill goes to erewhon and tries to brag about how wealthy she is.
with Lydia, if its not gifted, its cheap as chips, she only goes for expensive, when she gets it with vouchers.
 
I’ve noticed recently that Lydia has started to refer to the place where she lives as ‘the hamlet’ 🤣🤣🤣 (‘Here are the apples from THE HAMLET’ etc …) It may well be a hamlet, but who on earth says stuff like that?!! This however fits in perfectly with ‘the tradesmen’ and ‘the driver’ etc … The disclaimer in the most recent vlog had me howling as well. Basically, she is trying to move on from Whispering Angel because she’s heard it’s a bit naff and what wags in Essex drink … so she goes into Waitrose and picks the most expensive wines … to make herself look more what … authentic? Posh? Old money?!!!! Absolutely tone deaf to say that she has sought out the most expensive wines, as if that makes them immediately better. Some of the poshest people I know, get a huge kick and giggle out of going to (the real!) Lidl or Aldi and buying a £4.99 wine and pronouncing it eminently drinkable!!! It’s not all about the cost, Lydia. I’m also dying at Ali wearing the coat on one shoulder! It’s just the most ridiculous, contrived display of wannabee poshness … and it fails I’m afraid! Just like Lydia’s new found love of all things equestrian … it ain’t gonna wash! We see what’s going on, don’t we 😜
Wouldn’t it be funny though if the ginger coat over one shoulder ever caught on. Effeminate men wafting around the grounds of manor houses and then finally coming to a halt to lean and stare blankly into the distance. It would be the beginning of the end of the human race.

As madam becomes desperate, the more she tries hard to sound posh. At the end of the days they re just a couple of simple chavs.
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Lydiot just can't compete with Joisie's home, it's warm and inviting etc and properly old.

Lydiot's bunga is a mismatch of try hard oldy worldy in a mordern bunga, with a carpark and death dungeon in the basement 😂
I love Josies' home and garden. The Bunga is a hot mess, I still can t believe the mess she s made of it all. Very much looking forward to seeing the huge basement room finished. So much to look forward too with a whole load of laffs too. 🍿 🤭
 
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For her to piggyback off the Liam attention for her own gain is possibly her top narcissist behaviour yet. Rather than saying how terrible the situation is, how sad etc she has to spin it so the attention and conversation is on her. People can't just post about the sadness of things these days and leave it at that, there has to be a gain for them somehow and it's gross and icky.
Exacty that. She is so desperate, but also to her minions comes across as believable. Who ever contrived what she had actually written, would not have been Lydia. As my husband says, if you put yourself out there on social media, you have to expect the controversy. Lydia just wants people to bow down to her. If you cannot stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
 
Also I meant to ask, what is the Selfridges tantrum that someone referred to?? Did I miss that? Did she lose her rag in selfridges?? Desperate to know!!

I've seen it mentioned a couple of times but am in the dark myself.

From what I recall, she was there for some brand event and got angry with staff about something?

Or am I recalling incorrectly?

Anyone know the details?
 
For her to piggyback off the Liam attention for her own gain is possibly her top narcissist behaviour yet. Rather than saying how terrible the situation is, how sad etc she has to spin it so the attention and conversation is on her. People can't just post about the sadness of things these days and leave it at that, there has to be a gain for them somehow and it's gross and icky.
Wait what? That post was about Liam from One Direction?! 🤯. How random and yes so made it about herself and was mysterious enough to get people really going on about so many other things in the comments.

So she felt the COURAGE to post about being kind on the internet at this time… you know the RIGHT TIME? She is hoping to help people with this statement? What?

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🙄 the worst style on the internet

 
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Wow... what a slam to Hello Petal. Clearly the company working on the evermean event are providing flowers for FREE or she would not say this.

Duchess & Butler on Tablescape - "If you are looking for somene to do your tablescape, you will find NO ONE MORE PASSIONATE AND DEDICATED than Duchess & Butler. "

And the goody bag are GIVEN PRODUCTS (her words) by companies she works with- soooooooooooooo NOT PAID FOR BY HER.

I bet she paid more for the dress than this event if she only had to cover food and bev.
 
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If she is not a 1 direction fan she needs to shut up. She always has to make everything about her. The public does not need to hear her opinion on every tragedy, especially since she picks and chooses what to be outraged about. If she can’t make it ALL about her she stays silent. witch be quiet and go about your wine walk

Whoever lied to her and told her she was a celebrity needs to be slapped. Twice
 
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