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Lydiot's tombstone epitaph would be "I unmercifully shrieked at a 9 month pregnant hair colorist "It's not MY fault that you are pregnant" and ordered her to go up and down the stairs just 2 days before she was scheduled to have her first child. The harassment put her in a medically precariously situation as her blood pressure was extremely high. OR she could have this on a tombstone...I laughed about tripping an old person and watching them fall at the train station. OR When I was alive, I loved to get drunk and lay in ditches.
Her epitaph might also say;
‘I told you I wasn’t myself…’