Lydia Millen #207 When shifty became a swiftie!

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Is she okay?!!! What’s she on?!

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"This shirt is SSSSSSSStunnning"

"Stooooooooop It, Stop it!”

I think she's inhaled too much lemon drizzle cake or smoked some weed or something. Bring down the sales pitch a few notches, Lydia, it’s a bit much.
So many companies offer that blue stripped shirt. It's nothing new. And the denim shirt and jeans...groundbreaking. But why is she wearing those cream-colored flats with a denim outfit. She needs a pair of loafers for casual outfits. Actually, I am surprised that she doesn't have on a pair of riding boots.
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Lydiot should take this doggie's advice.
 
So many companies offer that blue stripped shirt. It's nothing new. And the denim shirt and jeans...groundbreaking. But why is she wearing those cream-colored flats with a denim outfit. She needs a pair of loafers for casual outfits. Actually, I am surprised that she doesn't have on a pair of riding boots.
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Lydiot should take this doggie's advice.

lol and Agree! Loafers would be so much more flattering with all of her so called “timeless” outfits. Just because she has a new white bag she’s all about white everything now. White jeans. Dresses the go with the white bag. White shoes and belts… just in time for autumn dressing. She’s always backwards!
 
Looks recycled from past launches... all look cheap and strange. Seems they haven't really put much into this one... recycled ugly cheap looking dresses I can't imagine anyone buying... shot in her back yard. Does own hair and makeup.

Especially this one! You can ALWAYS tell when Lydia gives input. TRAIN WRECK

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How can that white dress be for autumn/winter collection???? Surely it's more of a summer dress, it's sleeveless for starters
 
So many companies offer that blue stripped shirt. It's nothing new. And the denim shirt and jeans...groundbreaking. But why is she wearing those cream-colored flats with a denim outfit. She needs a pair of loafers for casual outfits. Actually, I am surprised that she doesn't have on a pair of riding boots.
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Lydiot should take this doggie's advice.


Lydia has a pair of Loro Piana's sitting on a shelf collecting dust. Those LP's have never been worn. She has no clue about putting together an outfit.
 
Lydia has a pair of Loro Piana's sitting on a shelf collecting dust. Those LP's have never been worn. She has no clue about putting together an outfit.
I think she is too intimidated to actually try and dress nicely. She knows she will be compared to all the other (actual) fashion influencers if she wore trending pieces. Those Loro Pianas will sit on that shelf for 5 years and then she will drag them back out like she did with her Chanel sling backs and claim they are old and well loved. She will say she has had them for years, before anyone else and are just another item she found in the back of her wardrobe which she is now rewearing as they are a ✨classic✨
 
I saw the white dress and came here to say how summery is that see through sleeveless dress?! Crazy piece for winter .
That dress looks similar to the tablecloth she draped over her head for her Globy kit promo pics.

I wonder if this collection was supposed to be out for summer but there was some drama with her thus the late launch.

Perhaps KM finally told her they were done with her or something thus the thrown together pics and vids in the ugly, dog poo ridden home garden.

Speaks volumes when brands went from flying her and her paid servant friend to Paris renting an apartment for a campaign, but now decide on her overgrown backyard.

Not even the garden of the estate next door...but the GP surgery Bunga's patch of grass.

Thinking they've dumped her arrogant pancake arse and are starting something with Laura Blair, I bet.

She better hold on to all her coins coz once Karen Millen dumps her, she's done.

All she'll have left will be Amazon links, eBay and Lily Silk possibly. Even Holland Cooper seems to keep their distance from her.

Sad times.

Ali and Cawwie better load the Bunga up with all the Cadbury mini eggs available.
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Laura Blair's at Paris Fashion Week along with other influencers.

Where's Lydiot, I wonder?

Not in Paris, I'm guessing.

Who is going to send her there and invite her to shows?

Karen Millen? 🤭
 
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Yeahhhh ... their garden and lawn looks an absolute mess.

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Remember, there was a couple years of Lydia buttoning everything all the way up like choking herself? Now it seems like she leaves her shirts unbuttoned to the naval at all times which is very strange. Who walks around with their shirt unbuttoned all the way down with the fear of your titties popping out at any moment? Don’t get me started with the the collar popped up with the shirt wide open. she looks like Dracula.🧛‍♂️
She is 100% copying that from Laura Blair, but of course doing it all wrong, cause she is clueless!
 
I think Lydia is in her poo brown era. Lydia looks like she is dressed to go to the annual accountant’s conference in the city centre dressed in full on poo brown. It's funny how she's gone from dressing like old money to dressing conservatively.

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I can't figure out her clothing style, all i know it's bad. She is wearing so many different clothing genres at the moment. I can't work out if she looks like Judy from the local accountants office or Judy from the local Law firm.

In the Tiktok post, she also said she is going into the hairdressers and having a bit of a hair transformation, going a bit darker in hair colour and may be getting curtain bangs. If I'm honest, darker hair and curtain bangs would look better than the streaky freaky colours and long mop around her face she's got going on right now.
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Those trousers need shortening they look silly.
 
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I think Lydia is in her poo brown era. Lydia looks like she is dressed to go to the annual accountant’s conference in the city centre dressed in full on poo brown. It's funny how she's gone from dressing like old money to dressing conservatively.

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I can't figure out her clothing style, all i know it's bad. She is wearing so many different clothing genres at the moment. I can't work out if she looks like Judy from the local accountants office or Judy from the local Law firm.

In the Tiktok post, she also said she is going into the hairdressers and having a bit of a hair transformation, going a bit darker in hair colour and may be getting curtain bangs. If I'm honest, darker hair and curtain bangs would look better than the streaky freaky colours and long mop around her face she's got going on right now.
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Those trousers need shortening they look silly.
The trousers make her bum look gigantic and are not flattering at all !
 
Though I do think she looks loads better than the frumpy, granny frocks and scraped back, greasy bun she was doing for months there.

Her hair looks bad despite the extensions.

The streaks look ridiculous and need tending to.

I agree with @Greentrees about her going darker being a much better option.

She needs a good cut and a much better colouring job then whomever has been doing it.

As for her angles and pics, I can't see how she thinks the angles and filters she is using are good.

She looks much older than 35 but then ages herself further with how she dresses and styles her hair and herself in general.
 
I was a magazine girl through and through. I had subscriptions to so many and now with social media and everything being online I don’t remember the last time I bought a physical magazine. Maybe when the Queen died I bought a commemorative one. 🤔 I don’t know a single person who buys a magazine unless at the airport. Not sure who would be buying this one.
I was absolutely the same! I used to buy everything, I have a vogue subscription now which comes with the physical copy, but only because I wanted access to vogue online and vogue runway.

edited to add, I can’t imagine an article about Lydia Millen which is basically the same as the online Hello article from 5 months prior will compel too many people to pay for a magazine
 
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