Lydia Millen #205 Nothing says old money like a pathway in the basement!

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The waistcoat is at least 2 sizes too small, and for someone with so many white shirts and dresses, why wear a horrid sleeveless one??

The waistcoat doesn't come with a chain. Maybe it is this?https://www.hollandcooper.com/products/monogram-lanyard-cream?variant=43853930397892

Waistcoat/jacket/trousers all wool - hope she boiled!!

Lots of linen on their website!

And who wears knee length boots end of July??

The other girls have HC bags - they have raffia/summer bags, of course the witch has her new Kelly mini!
 
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Can you see the join?

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The chain on the waistcoat was something jade started at the last Cheltenham races. I think it’s a bracelet but not sure. It’s not the lanyard .

It looks ridic! Jade looks ridic in the tie shirt she keeps wearing lately too

Leo claims to be 5’8 … however Leo is on her tip toes in that group photo - not a girls girl there imo . Has to outdo others . I saw Leo last yr at the game fair she’s 5’6 - 5’7 max so go off that for Lydia’s height.
 
My gosh holland cooper is an awful… the clothing is so boring and then covered in random chains and tacky gold logos and buttons. if they forced the women to dress like this in the summer… it’s certainly not influencing me to buy any of it.
Someone once mentioned on here that Holland cooper was an expensive river island with its knock off ideas and large logos - now I can’t unsee it.
 
Completely agree! Ali opening the car windows for madam to make the car cooler for her, making her supper for when she comes home late and other chores is just so her can go off and play as many rounds of golf as he likes. He s got to keep his Sugar mama happy.
Yeah, no wonder Tattle gave him the title of CinderAli. He’s her little b*tch. I find it twice as funny to see their happy go lucky pictures as a couple, when we all know how she treats him ON CAMERA. Can you imagine the complete disdain when the camera’s off?
 
My gosh holland cooper is an awful… the clothing is so boring and then covered in random chains and tacky gold logos and buttons. if they forced the women to dress like this in the summer… it’s certainly not influencing me to buy any of it.
Completely agree.
Charging pretty steep prices for you to have the honour of wearing a Balmain knock-off or some cheesy number with the naff HC logo.

This is why I think Lydia and Ali are getting desperate… it’s the middle of summer, and despite the weird weather we’ve been having, it’s still humid and sticky. So what does Jade HC give Lydia to wear? Wool. Top to toe - knowing that it’s incredibly hot and airless in those big tents and the shows. Any top-of-their-game influencer would have told JHC to send something else, or forget it. I actually think Jade takes the piss out of Lydia as she knows how desperate she is.

And can you imaginehow sweaty her feet and legs got in those god-awful boots? I bet she still hasn’t managed to pull them off 🤮
 
Completely agree.
Charging pretty steep prices for you to have the honour of wearing a Balmain knock-off or some cheesy number with the naff HC logo.

This is why I think Lydia and Ali are getting desperate… it’s the middle of summer, and despite the weird weather we’ve been having, it’s still humid and sticky. So what does Jade HC give Lydia to wear? Wool. Top to toe - knowing that it’s incredibly hot and airless in those big tents and the shows. Any top-of-their-game influencer would have told JHC to send something else, or forget it. I actually think Jade takes the piss out of Lydia as she knows how desperate she is.

And can you imaginehow sweaty her feet and legs got in those god-awful boots? I bet she still hasn’t managed to pull them off 🤮
Omg so true! Any why not the matchy matchy “battered” Kelly to the Ronald mc Donald boots. That white mini Kelly looks terrible and is too short to wear crossbody like that.

She can NEVER get it right. And this is her JOB! 😂
 
Jades released some Chanel inspired tweed recently … in July . I’m surprised they aren’t wearing that . I think they are wearing tweed because autumn is the next thing in jades mind . Dubarry also have their staff in tweed .

I think it’s too warm for tweed!. The brand could do hc jeans and shirts . Or polo t shirt tops with jeans .

It’s all for the gram in jades head I think .

I agree she should have demanding a cooler dress or something cooler.

I think she begged her way in though. It’s funny how Josie always opts to never go, I think she’s scared of her audience being uncomfortable with the idea of the game fair … the shooting side .

Last year hc treated the influencers terribly imo. Leo was stuck on the stand with two breaks from first thing to about 430pm . They didn’t organise lunch, the Influencers had to find their own from the greasy chip and burger vans they have, there’s only a few tables out to eat at so everyone is having to stand and eat out of cardboard. The food is typical show food , discusting quality because they know they aren’t aiming for regulars it’s a captive audience .
 
At least James Martin actually shoots and has a lovely Spaniel (which makes me appreciate mine a bit more for being a bonkers creature on the shooting field!)

ANYWAY as everyone else has said, she is cosplaying this country life saga. She dresses so inappropriately and sticks out like a sore thumb. I’m not against anyone taking an interest and getting involved and I do so much to encourage people into the industry and it annoys the hell out of me that ignorant pricks like her can put on some fancy dress and be lauded by some really prestigious companies - she’s taking the place of people who truly deserve to be recognised by these brands.

Rant over - the game fair has been brilliant so far and I’m looking forward to another day tomorrow - hopefully without seeing Aldi & Lidl.
 
Yeah, no wonder Tattle gave him the title of CinderAli. He’s her little b*tch. I find it twice as funny to see their happy go lucky pictures as a couple, when we all know how she treats him ON CAMERA. Can you imagine the complete disdain when the camera’s off?
And we all know how highly she thinks of herself. She must be spitting features that her husband isn't giving her the luxurious lifestyle she thinks she deserves (just like her friend Lauren).
 
I just had a look on the Holland Cooper Ig page and there is a photo of them altogether. Ali and Lydia are always dressed like the odd ones out. Ali looks so dicky, he really needs to go back to wearing jeans and a leather jacket or a hoodie like back in his chav days. He is dressed like my 60 year old uncle who works at the local council. He just looks so ridiculous he dresses so much older for his age, and Lydia needs to aquaint herself with the seasons, it's summer not winter. How tall does Lydia claim she is, I think I read somewhere she said 5ft6 or 5ft7. Hmmm.kay.




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Look at everyone's feet. Everybody is posing. Ali with the tip toe pose with the rolled to the outside ankle. I don't know who the second person is, but I think she has to wee. Look who is center stage, none other than Lydiot. I wonder if she pulls that Trump maneuver where he just pushes everyone over so he can be front and center. Jade Holland with the standard one foot forward and wearing a nightgown so she can go right to sleep when the shindig is over. And then we have Leo who is pointing her toe and crossing her legs so much that her left foot now appears to be Jade Holland's left foot. None of them inspire me to buy anything that they are wearing. As a matter of fact, I may never buy a tan colored item ever again. All that tan suede and tweed, in the summer? I wonder how Ali got away with wearing blue. I guess he didn't get Lydiot's memo.
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Lydia and Lil Felluh fake laughing with James Martin in their IG stories is the epitome of cringe.

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Ali should have asked him how he can keep from burning the food that he is cooking. Ali always burns one side of the pizza when he uses the brick igloo to make pizza. He doesn't realize that the heat to cook the pizza is in the bricks and you don't put the pizza right up next to the glowing embers and if you do then you need to rotate the pizza. Some of his pizzas are black. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Yeah, no wonder Tattle gave him the title of CinderAli. He’s her little b*tch. I find it twice as funny to see their happy go lucky pictures as a couple, when we all know how she treats him ON CAMERA. Can you imagine the complete disdain when the camera’s off?
He should take a page out of Lydiot's dad's handbook. Ignore Lydiot and don't do anything for her (education, manners, cultural events) and she will fall all over your a$$.
 
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Look at everyone's feet. Everybody is posing. Ali with the tip toe pose with the rolled to the outside ankle. I don't know who the second person is, but I think she has to wee. Look who is centre stage, none other than Lydiot. I wonder if she pulls that Trump maneuver where he just pushes everyone over so he can be front and center. Jade Holland with the standard one foot forward and wearing a nightgown so she can go right to sleep when the shindig is over. And then we have Leo who is pointing her toe and crossing her legs so much that her left foot now appears to be Jade Holland's left foot. None of them inspire me to buy anything that they are wearing.

Exactly ! Why is Lydsie not standing next to her beloved husband ?
She's shoved the statuesque Alex Coll next to the wee Lil Felluh ... she's literally done the quintessential Meghan Markle move and placed herself in the middle of the photo - the VVIP guest, the centre of attention, as well as placing herself as the star pupil, the favourite, next to the HC big boss - who is married to a multi-multi-millionaire, & who will be garnering alot of attention.
I can just imagine all the cackling at anything Jade says, even if it is not remotely funny.

And the photos of the Millen-Morons on the palace grounds, holding hands and giggling at each other reminds me of these social media couples who try wayyyyyyy too hard to portray a happy, blissful married life but behind-the-scenes the marriage is falling apart and they cannot stand each other.
 
Do you know what? Looking at these photos of them cos playing in their utterly ridiculous (and unsuitable for July) outfits, it's actually making me think....thank duck I'm just a normal person, with a normal life and I don't have to spend my entire life being something I'm not, "playing" a role, pretending to be a country posho and that actually, I don't envy any of these influencers at all. I know some of them graft and some of them do very well financially but my God, the second hand embarassment I feel watching them at work is another level. So glad I can stick my flip flops on and M&S maxi and head out for the day!
 
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