Lydia Millen #196 A million robots did she buy - to start her New Year with a lie…

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Flamenco Head…

‘Flamenco Chic‘ she blithely said
‘I’ve got a doorknob on my head
I always find my inner peace
When slathering my head in grease
It saves the effort of shampoo
It flattens nicely, sticks like glue
So one word of advice to you
When resolution time is due
Do what I say - its only fair
Plan not to wash your flopping hair…’

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…inspired by @Sophie
 
The matchy matchy of the bags, shoes and cardigans is on another level tonight. Gosh, she has lost all sense of style.
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Going for the Vegas Pimp look ????
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Village, come fetch your idiot.
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And those jeans are not a good fit, just meh. Unflattering.
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This is Lydia's latest follow on IG so I would assume this is the hotel comping their stay...
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Toldya they had posh ie. craft sandwiches for their New Year's Eve party. How did I know ??? Because Lydia followed the company only a few days before. And the food was definitely comped. How do I know ? Because Lydia mentioned the name of the sandwich company.
If the food was not free, she would not have divulged any info !
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Gawd the fake accent is OUT OF CONTROL !!!!
"Ali my love" "Oh my love"
"My love ..."
And then she cackles like a hyena.
Crikey she needs a lesson from other Lydia on hemlines! The trousers are so cropped they’re almost pedal pushers, don’t even get me started on the grandma red outfit, the jacket is so unflattering!
 
Crikey she needs a lesson from other Lydia on hemlines! The trousers are so cropped they’re almost pedal pushers, don’t even get me started on the grandma red outfit, the jacket is so unflattering!

That red jacket was stitched by satan himself and should be condemned to the fiery pits of hell immediately.

As if she’d even look twice at those jeans with the inbuilt scuba suit to create the illusion of sausage legs if she wasn’t being paid.
 
Crikey she needs a lesson from other Lydia on hemlines! The trousers are so cropped they’re almost pedal pushers, don’t even get me started on the grandma red outfit, the jacket is so unflattering!
I love the other Lydia. I understand when Elsie talks about cropped trousers and three quarter length sleeves however it only works if you are petite/slender
 
Another non-fashion show where we will never see her wear any of the pieces again, ever and how does styling these cheap fast fashion clothes with Hermes make any sense. She is out of touch with modern women and has no sense of style, and for Goodness sake wash your damn stinky hair. She is terrible at her “job”. My very middle class family had a place in Florida in the 70s, theirs was likely a time share as owning there full time makes zero sense when you use it a few times a year. The “new ring” will disappear when she realizes nobody believes it’s real. If she had a new natural diamond she would have vlogged shopping/begging for it.
 
Goelia must of choked over their morning coffee when Lydia said -

" Whenever my order comes from Goelia, I open it up, and the quality is the first thing that shocks me every. single. time. because I didn't expect it"

I'm sure that went down well :ROFLMAO:

All the fake hype and spin she was spinning about each piece of clothing was nauseating. To date, out of all the Goelia unboxings she has done and all the oohing and aahing, losing her mind, I have never seen her wear one single piece of Goelia out in public - not one! Only in her dressing room advertising them. I felt like I was watching a shopping channel.
 
Is it just me or does it look like Lydia used a sharpie texta on her eyebrows today.

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