Lydia Millen #193 Pardon the garden we‘ve no time to dine - busy with cosplay pretending all’s fine…

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The wreath symbolises the doom. Imagine going to someone's house at Christmas, and that is on the door!

Oh wait, I forgot, no visitors for Bogmas!!!
I was dying when Lydiot asked if the wreaths would be available for purchase on the florist’s website and the lady was like “ummmmmmm no because it is VERY EXPENSIVE”.

Hahaha meaning 1. The lady used up all of her dead herbs on this one and 2. Knows no one will buy that wreath and 3. Knows if she says very expensive that makes Lydia very happy and keeps said barbed wire wreath (scam of dead herbs).

Then they spent TWENTY minutes plonking already potted plants into different pots (the AD part of the video) for a tablescape kit that looks like THIS!!! And the florist said all of these will have gone over BEFORE CHRISTMAS! 🤪 I’m sorry but who on earth would buy this kit?!


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I was dying when Lydiot asked if the wreaths would be available for purchase on the florist’s website and the lady was like “ummmmmmm no because it is VERY EXPENSIVE”.

Hahaha meaning 1. The lady used up all of her dead herbs on this one and 2. Knows no one will buy that wreath and 3. Knows if she says very expensive that makes Lydia very happy and keeps said barbed wire wreath (scam of dead herbs).

Then they spent TWENTY minutes plonking already potted plants into different pots (the AD part of the video) for a tablescape kit that looks like THIS!!! And the florist said all of these will have gone over BEFORE CHRISTMAS! 🤪 I’m sorry but who on earth would buy this kit?!


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Where does the food go? Oh! She doesn’t invite anyone over and when she does they get pizza or “picky bits” ! What a waste those experiences at Michelin star and fine dining restaurants have been for her. I actually feel quite sorry for her living in a cosplay world where everything is fake including possibly her relationships with friends and family.
 
I don’t understand why these fancy hotels continue to use her to advertise them? After all the drama with Savoygate which surely they couldn’t fail to have seen, you’d think they wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole? Or do they just think all publicity is good publicity? 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
I’ve realized… after all of these years… Lydiot decorating a Christmas tree is triggering for me.

My gosh she sucks the actual joy out of decorating a tree! Any random family tree in the world looks happier than the forced ribbon and fake antique ornaments and pheasant feather crowned monstrosities that she pays to have “done” in her home (but doesn’t let the professional actually do anything)

She has endless boxes of $40 each ornaments that she can just pull out and randomly fill a tree with, a paid for sycophant professional florist to do the work and still the trees and decor look lifeless and sad. JUST LIKE HER OUTFITS AND HOME. What is she even good at? I cannot think of anything and in this current time of influencers who are organically good at things and just film them beautifully she is a hot mess at EVERYTHING.
But, friend, she’s not “decorating the tree.” It’s the “Christmas Install.” The language she uses May be the key to why we can discern no joy in the process.
 
It’s here… the Langham ad that is supposed to highlight all of the fun things to do at the hotel but really just makes Lydiot look like a lonely person spending a day ALL DRESSED UP with no friends or family 😝




And what is with the pink car???

Wearing black Loub heels at the end, perfect red soles with price tickets on - clearly going straight back! Empty Chanel bag etc

Scarf looks tit with that coat btw!
 
But, friend, she’s not “decorating the tree.” It’s the “Christmas Install.” The language she uses May be the key to why we can discern no joy in the process.
LOL yes and I've now also realized the PROBLEM LIES WITH ME NOT HER obviously.... if she wants a joy-free holiday experience then she shall have it. HAHAHA

Did you guys catch when the florist was asking what Lydia and Ali do for xmas and was extremely confused that they prefer to be alone. Then Lydia described the day........... drinking, presents, eat a bagel, drinking, movie, eat sausage roll noone has heard of and linked below, drinking, warmed up pre ordered dinner, movies and drinking. Lady asked if they get dressed :LOL:
 
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The Langham has a pool, and a wellness spa called The Chuan, and a fitness gym - complimentary access if you are staying - not mentioned or even shown.

Their festive afternoon tea is in partnership with Liberty - not mentioned!
Our festive afternoon tea will be nodding to Liberty's iconic fabrics and designs from 8th November to 31st December 2023
Best afternoon tea imo is Claridges or The Corinthia.

Festive Getaway package - not shown - includes discounts of 15% off London Attractions - not mentioned
15% off at Liberty
Free bottle of champagne

A Caribbean pop - up, not mentioned, Caribbean spelt wrong on their web listing.

Wat was the point of her AD???
 
I just cannot believe they paid her for that AD! Sorry for repeating myself.

Money better spent getting an influencer to show all parts of the hotel and the specific Christmas deal, and the offer with Liberty. If you are a shopper, that might be enticing,

She is a total waste of space!
 
It’s here… the Langham ad that is supposed to highlight all of the fun things to do at the hotel but really just makes Lydiot look like a lonely person spending a day ALL DRESSED UP with no friends or family 😝


I just came here to say how the langham ad makes her look like the loneliest person. Surely she could have asked Carrie or Ali to have been in it with her so she didn’t present herself as billy no mates.

Looks like an advert for things to do when you are lonely at Christmas.
 
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