Lydia Millen #192 Evergreen? More like Neverseen. Only 3 copies in her local Waterstones, Milton Keynes

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Allexie01 said:
Cor blimey, he’s even holding the ‘book’ the right way up too…….😳🙄🫢

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I wonder what his mates think. He looks so ridiculous and fake prancing around cosplaying in his dressing gowns pretending to act like royalty. The fact that he does that shows he is no different from her. She did not force this on him, he gladly took on this fake, fictitious life of old money, walking around in his ginger blazers with his arms behind his back like he is Prince Phillip. You don't even see Prince William acting like this. They are both so delusional and completely nutters. If I saw a friend change so drastically, cosplaying and pretending suddenly they were someone they were not, I'd be genuinely concerned and sit them down to express my worry. Lydiot and him look so bleeping insane to me. They are literally playing dress up and have taken on these new characters with a fake back story. What a pair of moronic clowns! 🤡
 
Pfffft….the smug face and crissy crossy walk….. makes you want to slap her around the chops with a putrid kipper!!!!!

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She tries to dress like she owns a manor. People who owns manors are hardly ever seen with birkins like this lol. They also don’t dress like this. They actually have (real) hired help and doesn’t need to faff and prance around like this announcing to the world how rich and able they are.

Lydia you silly thawthage, people with real money also know how to treat their guests with an abundance of food. They don’t skimp. You on the other hand…..can only afford to roleplay. It’s not a good play so far. You can take the tit tasseller out of Ibiza but…..😂
 
kyaraslife said:
She tries to dress like she owns a manor. People who owns manors are hardly ever seen with birkins like this lol. They also don’t dress like this. They actually have (real) hired help and doesn’t need to faff and prance around like this announcing to the world how rich and able they are.

Lydia you silly thawthage, people with real money also know how to treat their guests with an abundance of food. They don’t skimp. You on the other hand…..can only afford to roleplay. It’s not a good play so far. You can take the tit tasseller out of Ibiza but…..😂
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Its all for instagram etc, none of their crap is real, what a sad way to live your life.
 
I hope Cliveden got the memo, that the promo for their hotel taken by the Millen-Gordon’s was going to be a dark haunted hotel vibe, where it looked like they had a witch (Lydia) a wanker (Ali) the two miserable looking gits roaming the grounds. Cause that’s the feel I’m getting from theses images. Halloween just finished didn’t it? Creepy person & spooky castle vibe here.

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You can’t even see the Karen Millen dress clearly in this picture, the setting on the image taken looks like it’s on a dark mode setting or something, she blends in with the background! What a debacle! 😂

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“What a view” - yes, I know, its horrifying! She looks like a sour-puss. Why is the shot of herself in the mirror and not of the view outside of her window.? This is the sort of stuff Cliveden get, when you hire two idiots to do their promo. Serves them right for hiring these fools.

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They look awkward, like they have never embraced before. They probably haven’t, other than the night of their wedding, and even that’s questionable.
 
Greentrees said:
I hope Cliveden got the memo, that the promo for their hotel taken by the Millen-Gordon’s was going to be a dark haunted hotel vibe, where it looked like they had a witch (Lydia) a wanker (Ali) the two miserable looking gits roaming the grounds. Cause that’s the feel I’m getting from theses images. Halloween just finished didn’t it? Creepy person & spooky castle vibe here.

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You can’t even see the Karen Millen dress clearly in this picture, the setting on the image taken looks like it’s on a dark mode setting or something, she blends in with the background! What a debacle! 😂

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“What a view” - yes, I know, its horrifying! She looks like a sour-puss. Why is the shot of herself in the mirror and not of the view outside of her window.? This is the sort of stuff Cliveden get, when you hire two idiots to do their promo. Serves them right for hiring these fools.

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They look awkward, like they have never embraced before. They probably haven’t, other than the night of their wedding, and even that’s questionable.
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She forgot to put and a drizzle of I don't know what I'm doing because I'm a twit in the first text

Now these two are the real deal though (well he is she married him obviously lol)

Is where the food stuff that's called a sandwich is named after, is what he's a descendant of.
 
These pants fo not look comfortable. If you look closely in the video, you can see how it's cutting through her non existent cheeks. She won't size up though it looks super cheap. I hate this whole look. The bootd are awfull. Would take a taller person to rock these perhaps.
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Can she even bend down in these ? No wonder the knee babies are constantly crying.
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The only job she could do for TV would be a Nickelodeon stylist. She's been proving to be excellent at putting together costumish over-the-topish outfits for reach little spoilt daddy's girls.
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Allexie01 said:
Pfffft….the smug face and crissy crossy walk….. makes you want to slap her around the chops with a putrid kipper!!!!!

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Orange face, white hair line. That's the (not so bourgeois) look.
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Peppypoopar said:
So in ONE DAY he gained another 1000k follower's 🤔🤖View attachment 2551438 qView attachment 2551439 q
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She needs him to get to one Million do he can raise his rate and buy another house 🤣 ? Ain't buying a house based on her income alone since she ain't making that much anymore and is spending it all on hermezzz.
I bet she'd sell it to him like "I invest in hermez so we make big bucks later, while you invest in our new house"
 
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katiesmith81 said:
Now these two are the real deal though (well he is she married him obviously lol)
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Not to want to quote myself, but I do massively apologise that makes no facking sense at all sorry lol, rather reason being first off lost my train of thought looking at those photos and secondly the drivel written over them plus being a bit perplexed about what to say lol.
 
Allexie01 said:
Pfffft….the smug face and crissy crossy walk….. makes you want to slap her around the chops with a putrid kipper!!!!!

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Ode to a Putrid Kipper…

Oh poseur of the gilded slipper
I slap thee with my putrid kipper
In vain and glorious hope you learn
A better way to live and gurn
Your simpering, pumped up, bloated face
Cuts angular and in the place
Where gentle softness did abound
We witness you have turned it round
And now a plastic clown divulges
Raised up lumps and bumps and bulges
Whilst spouting fakery and pish
So this slap‘s from Allexie’s fish…





inspired by @Allexie01 post.
 
Delizia said:
These pants fo not look comfortable. If you look closely in the video, you can see how it's cutting through her non existent cheeks. She won't size up though it looks super cheap. I hate this whole look. The bootd are awfull. Would take a taller person to rock these perhaps.
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Can she even bend down in these ? No wonder the knee babies are constantly crying.
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The only job she could do for TV would be a Nickelodeon stylist. She's been proving to be excellent at putting together costumish over-the-topish outfits for reach little spoilt daddy's girls.
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Orange face, white hair line. That's the (not so bourgeois) look.
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She needs him to get to one Million do he can raise his rate and buy another house 🤣 ? Ain't buying a house based on her income alone since she ain't making that much anymore and is spending it all on hermezzz.
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In the last one she looks constipated to the nth degree!
 
Oops... said:
Ode to a Putrid Kipper…

Oh poseur of the gilded slipper
I slap thee with my putrid kipper
In vain and glorious hope you learn
A better way to live and gurn
Your simpering, pumped up, bloated face
Cuts angular and in the place
Where gentle softness did abound
We witness you have turned it round
And now a plastic clown divulges
Raised up lumps and bumps and bulges
Whilst spouting fakery and pish
So this slap‘s from Allexie’s fish…





inspired by @Allexie01 post.
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Bravo! Poet Laureate of Tattle!! 🥰
 
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