Lydia Millen #187 Luxury to minimalism, book cover plagiarism, even click bait can’t help your algorithm

Who is Lydia Millen - Part 1

  • Half naked promotion girl in Ibeefa

    Votes: 198 70.0%
  • Clothes designer and model

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • Globe trotting ignoramous

    Votes: 55 19.4%
  • Old money, Hermès-toting country dweller

    Votes: 10 3.5%
  • Fitness and health fanatic

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • Vulgar drunken party girl

    Votes: 140 49.5%
  • Illiterate devourer of audio books and published author

    Votes: 70 24.7%
  • Avid gardener and Greedhouse lover

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • Booby bride and loving wife

    Votes: 7 2.5%
  • Caring pet and chicken mama

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • Make up and fashion guru

    Votes: 2 0.7%
  • Indecisive interior designer

    Votes: 80 28.3%

  • Total voters
    283
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Her dress is so ill-fitting, tbh I think she was the worst dressed of the night. She needed a larger cup for the bust of the dress. I have no idea why she chooses to wear such a dingey dirty looking dress color, especially back to back at events. She does not look good in warm tones, especially when she decides to slather herself pre-event in evergreen fake tanner. I hope this new PR team sees these photos and throws out all of her strapless dresses, toot sweet.

Ali needs to start getting his clothes TAILORED to fit his body. I can *actually* see what he was going for as a majority of Hollywood men dress similarly. However, because his clothes never fit he looks frumpy and grandpa-ish. Also, good God he needs to grow his hair out. The super short hair makes him look like a 12 year old school boy.
 
I'll just repost this, my dad just told me yesterday essentially this:
After the death of Bruce Guthro on Tuesday, took over from Donnie Munro as well about a year after he left Runrig in Scotland, was the first live music of anything I ever saw was Runrig with Bruce
Cape Breton singer-songwriter Bruce Guthro dies at 62 | CBC.ca

Listening to this legend of a song (a very talented friend of Bruce Guthro's)




Gutted!
 
When Ali said -"My wife has cooked us up an absolute storm" - lol. That's not cooking up a storm, its 3 things, the same old usual courgette risotto she makes, bread from the shop, and stone cold beans and potatoes pulled out of the fridge from Sunday. Hardly a big spread on the table. Cripes! how much stodge are they having in one sitting? That risotto looks like a thick sludge of goopy clag, and then add the lump of cold potatoes with bread, wow, they are going to be backed up for weeks. 😷💩
 
She posts “ONLY the classics”… very smug. I’m sure Dior cares that she doesn’t like any of their new designs. 🙄

This black dress looks nice on her as she looks best in simple tailored clothing. It’s much better than the mills dress or any of the other erdem eckcetera ekcetera dresses she blows massive amounts of money on… but I find it hilarious how long she films herself in it.

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The self love is strong with this one! She's really loving herself in the black dress. Admittedly the full skirt balances her wide shoulders and the neck line hides the obvious implant line but being straight across it draws attention back to width of the shoulders.

When will she learn how to dress her body shape?

I thought she went for the more natural teardrop implants but it's clear in the blush 'tool' dress at the NTA that they are the same obvious round fake shape as the ones she removed.

It's particularly noticeable in the image with Holly Willoughby where Holly has her own breasts and Lidl's are fake. She looks more reality star than old money.

Her dress is at least 2 sizes too small in cup size and that lacing at the back. Lidl has never been good at checking herself in the mirror to ensure the rear view is OK.

The white dress is the one she was wearing to the bespoke perfume place. As usual the chronology is all over the place.
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I think the white dress she is wearing is her Zimmermann one.
The way she's showing it makes it seem like it's Dior though...?? ...help me out someone as I am not watching the vlog!
 
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I know I keep saying it but when she s placed alongside normal folk they all look much more attractive. Her hair looks very basic.

The "too dark" eyebrows and orange fake tan make her look like a clown.
And I'm sorry, but that By Terry / ByTerrible sludgey stuff she uses under her make up, makes her face look dirty.
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Tamara doing an AD for Ralph Lauren ... 😂 😂 😂
"Allllllllllli, get the mini eggs, STAT !!!"


Lydia's begging and tagging RL didn't succeed 🎉🎉🎉
 
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What does he mean It’s the small things that make the difference... Elsie’s small effort to put dinner together, perhaps? His shoe lifts? Who knows - the atmosphere and the revolting dinner - just turn the camera off and continue to ignore each other. It would be far more believable.

For anyone looking for inspiration for tonight’s dinner...

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All the crap she has in that kitchen but she doesn’t have a serving spoon?
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Told you more creepy than love
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The self love is strong with this one! She's really loving herself in the black dress. Admittedly the full skirt balances her wide shoulders and the neck line hides the obvious implant line but being straight across it draws attention back to width of the shoulders.

When will she learn how to dress her body shape?

I thought she went for the more natural teardrop implants but it's clear in the blush 'tool' dress at the NTA that they are the same obvious round fake shape as the ones she removed.

It's particularly noticeable in the image with Holly Willoughby where Holly has her own breasts and Lidl's are fake. She looks more reality star than old money.

Her dress is at least 2 sizes too small in cup size and that lacing at the back. Lidl has never been good at checking herself in the mirror to ensure the rear view is OK.

The white dress is the one she was wearing to the bespoke perfume place. As usual the chronology is all over the place.
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The way she's showing it makes it seem like it's Dior though...?? ...help me out someone as I am not watching the vlog!
It’s her Zimmermann dress, Vic and Josie both own it too.

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How embarrassing 😳 all the emphasis on showing off the royal warrant instead of the brand you are supposed to be advertising in exchange for freebies.

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Please please don’t crucify me for saying this but… is it me or has she put on a little weight? For someone that has a PT and their own home gym, I felt like she looked… untoned in the arms? Compared to what I’ve seen of her before (I no longer watch her vids as her new persona bores me)
I know the dress was a little too small but I can’t help but think maybe the beige carby food, the constant “wine” walks (liquid cake!) and laziness is about to catch up with her?!
 
When Ali said -"My wife has cooked us up an absolute storm" - lol. That's not cooking up a storm, its 3 things, the same old usual courgette risotto she makes, bread from the shop, and stone cold beans and potatoes pulled out of the fridge from Sunday. Hardly a big spread on the table. Cripes! how much stodge are they having in one sitting? That risotto looks like a thick sludge of goopy clag, and then add the lump of cold potatoes with bread, wow, they are going to be backed up for weeks. 😷💩
No wonder their loo packed up 🤮
 
Leftover potatoes at that 🤢🤢 Nigella, watch out - the ‘author’ might knock you off your pedestal 🤣 and all done with an expression of martyrdom.. the one courgette from the kitchen garden will undoubtedly elevate the dish :rolleyes:
Oh, the face on her dishing that out.😬 You just know they’d had “words” but then he shouldn’t film her in those situations. I think he does it on purpose so she’ll have to interact with him it. I’d shove his camera up his arctic roll.


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I was convinced this was a recent photo of SJP!
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You lovely poster who compared her to SJP are so right (wish to give you cred), I'm rewatching SATC and I can't unsee it.

When I first came across Lydia she had this Angelina Jolie/Meghan Fox thing going on and now it's all Carrie.
When I was little I wanted to be Paddington Bear. I had a duffle coat, a suitcase and tried to like marmalade.
But I grew out of it. Why can’t Lydia just be herself?
 
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