Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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Gawd, these pics of her running with her massive head made more massive with the extensions is beyond hilarious.

She looks like an absolute muppet with her hair down when running.

And who is filming her?

She probably set her camera down or had one of her hired hands film her, as she stomped along with her massive mane.

Do we think she actually ran 5 km??

Do we think she ran even 1 km?

I bet once she got the shot, she ran right back to Cawwie who was holding the camera as well as a chilled bottle of vino so they could immediately go sit in a ditch and wave at cars driving by again.

What a nutter.

I think the person recording Lyds is the personal trainer. She shared the vid from his IG stories.
And there is no way she trotted 5kms ... Yes, trotted. I refuse to call her "canter" running. No way is that running.
That's a "trot", she is 'bearly" (sic) jogging.
 
Duh! Aldi did you read any children's books when you were younger, the fox is described as "cunning" in alot of them. Then again can he read 🙄
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I don't know if it's been said but on Ali's vlog he says they're gonna send back the edging trees because it's too tall and the chickens need light, but can't they just cut it back a little ? I would think you could just cut the trees to any height and shape you like...
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Absolutely, a fox will be in there in no time. I have a fence in my small garden covered by hedging and recently a fox burrowed his way in and took a baby blackbird in broad daylight who was learning to fly. 🥺

I wish the littul fella, instead of the usual word salad, had responded with something like Thank you so much for your concern however we are as we speak putting a roof on top of the pen so please do not worry.
No his answer to that comment was more like "basically nothing will stop the foxes so why bother ?".
 
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Can't find them, did everyone vote? We should announce when tonights flog goes up (Hermes cardigan??)
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All the posts are there in the last thread. The relevant posts are:-

742 suggesting SHITPUFFIN AWARD
745 @Here-For-The-Dresses nominated Throwing food at the chickens
775 @Greentrees nominated the cringeworthy video of her trying on the 2 dresses and finding pockets.
776 outlined the award and that it would be awarded at the start of every thread
777you asked to be in charge of The Coveted Shitpuffin Award
778 Me welcoming you to do so.
789 @Oops…nominated the awful frock for the book launch
862 @toomuchstuff nominated her filming her face in hairdressers saying the marbles in her cheeks and jowls disappeared when she leaned back. This got 37 votes and was the winner for the Trombone of Truth to announce as thread 185’s Coveted Shitpuffin Award.
If you click on the cat you can make your own TofT.
 
Yes, exactly what does she do? F all by the looks of things. The wicked witch of the bunga has wasted no time in putting CinderAli to work as soon as he walked through the door, she is shameful. Wishful thinking on my part, but I wish Ali would stop giving into all her demands all the time. I think the chickens are a real sore point for me, because when she first mentioned to Ali she wanted chickens, he was adamant he did not want them and so far he is the one doing everything.

He knew deep down and realistically, it would be another task he would have to factor in and would ultimately fall back on him to care and look after the them, plus also knowing he already has enough on his plate doing everything else around the house for lazy bones, that also includes him having the brunt of caring and looking after Porter, Berkeley and Lumi, when he is home. All she does is oooh and aah over them for the camera. I'm not saying he can't get involved and share in the care and attention that is needed looking after their pets, but so far he is the one doing most of it and she is the one who always gets away with shirking her responsibilities.
I was thinking that too when he said when he got home after so much travel, maDAMN said he had to urgently top up the dust bath thingy... that a few WEEKS ago the chickens were desperate for it. Then he shows how he does it and my gosh anyone could do this. It's ashes from the stove, dirt, some mixture from a container and herb clippings. Why is she unable to even do that and make the chickens wait for him to be home?! This is all the basic items in gardening which really reveals that she doesn't garden or care for anything.

And they are REALLY focused on the asssssthetics of the coop, fence, chickens, eggs, plantings but seem to just IGNORE what all of the experts, google and followers are saying about the enclosure. Spending so much time painting the "flimsy wire" fence (his words) and discussing bush and wildflower placement. He even says they are on a waiting list for more... they have 5 fancy chickens and want more?!

I have to think that companies who "bespoke" made that coop for her & the place they are buying chickens guide them on the basics of chicken safety? There are plenty of asssssthetically pleasing safe looking chicken structures online... why are thye being so obstinant? Is it because she regrets the chickens and wants them to just go the way of the orange, lemon, olive trees and the rest of the things in her home that she obsesses over and then couldn't care for?
 
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