Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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If she wears that dress I will personally go to that wedding and dump paint on her /s

But seriously what kind of trash bag would contemplate that kind of nonsense.

Oops, I’ll tell you. A trash bag pick me girl who’s dead set on looking like a cool girl when she’s really just a main character energy, not even in the chorus talentless hack who thrives off being the center of (negative) attention.
 
Peppypoopar said:
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It was I. 🤗🤗
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It was I who noticed and posted. 🤗
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v90 said:
wow tattlers, I googled the room they are staying in at the Grove, they have the junior suite in The Mansion building and it is £1200 a night! what?! paying that much to stay in Watford seems ridiculous. Also what annoys me is that these two would never pay for this themselves but they act like this how they live 😅 Also I have been to three weddings at the Grove as it’s a good size for Indian weddings, while it was lovely the venue isn’t that amazing unless we were in the non fancy part of the venue 😂
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For that price, you'd get 3 nights at Strawtop Cottage in The Cotswolds AONB. THE COTSWOLDS !!!! Josie's Cotswolds. With a Dyson, herbaceous borders, free coffee, swanky rusty knives and a boring lecture from the Estate Manager himself hee heeeeee 🤭
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Namima said:
For that price, you'd get 3 nights at Strawtop Cottage in The Cotswolds AONB. THE COTSWOLDS !!!! Josie's Cotswolds. With a Dyson, herbaceous borders, free coffee, swanky rusty knives and a boring lecture from the Estate Manager himself hee heeeeee 🤭
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Teefers, I'll be awaiting payment for this sponsored AD.
Cash only, no substitutes ie. your free PR.
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Not forgetting some Eggs, Butter, Fresh bread and Bacon from Daylesford! 😊
 
Greentrees said:
"I only wear tracksuit bottoms if they are cashmere" :rolleyes:

She can't be serious with this look. She has tucked that bulky knit into the tracksuit pants within an inch of her life. It looks ridiculous, you can see all the knit's lump and bumps showing through the pants, then to finish off the look she has pulled those pants up sky high towards Mars. Pretty sure that knit is supposed to be worn out or even just tucked in a little at the front, but not all the way around.. But Lydia the fashion expert knows best - said no one ever.

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In the name of bacon, what is she doing to that tracksuit?! LYDIA YOU'RE A CHAV, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO WEAR THIS! I'm flabbergasted. 10 years in the game, mmm yes yes. It's painfully obvious, innit?
 
Julia123 said:
Spend 30 seconds on just her instagram and you can loads of dresses she could wear. That is not even including everything she “hauls” in vlogs. Hmmm wonder if they’ve been sold 🤔
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I think many are just loaned while she blogs them and returns, that’s why she needs staff, to do all the wrapping and schleps to the post office. She probably gets a flat fee/percentage on af links. She’s merely a catalogue model, even the dialogue isn’t relevant, just as well really.
 
Oops... said:
That Eve’s Dressing Room in the eaves is absolutely TINY! It can barely hold what she shows in a week. It’s ALL smoke, mirrors and let’s pretend.
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She has a wonderful coat of arms. I’ll save you that as well! 🥰🤪🥼🥼🥼
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I've always thought that her clothes couldn't possibly fit in that space. I don't think mine would. If they are not returned they must be squished into every space in The Bunga. 😬
 
Ooooh.
Someone has been watching Josie's vlogs .... 🤭
How do you know ? you ask ...
Well, after 2 years, Madam is finally wearing her Hermèzzzzz Oasis slandals (sic). She has never worn them before.
Last week, Josie unboxed the exact pair of Oasis slandals and wore them in a vlog.
Coincidence ? I think not.
So time to elevenerife Teefers and stomp around someone else's garden ...

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That dress looks like the dog's breakfast. And boring AF.
(Un) Surprisingly, Lydia has not tagged the Etsy store / brand in her Reel. All she has tagged is Etsy UK. Biatch.
 
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becky bloomwood said:
I think many are just loaned while she blogs them and returns, that’s why she needs staff, to do all the wrapping and schleps to the post office. She probably gets a flat fee/percentage on af links. She’s merely a catalogue model, even the dialogue isn’t relevant, just as well really.
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Often she ll pull out and wear an old high street piece of clothing from years back and I d think why you wearing that old fugly skirt/jumper/jacket etc., etc. Reading this Becky, I now understand she doesn t have much in her wardrobe. Tis all smoke and mirrors.
 
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becky bloomwood said:
I think many are just loaned while she blogs them and returns, that’s why she needs staff, to do all the wrapping and schleps to the post office. She probably gets a flat fee/percentage on af links. She’s merely a catalogue model, even the dialogue isn’t relevant, just as well really.
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Ha ha catalogue model - funny but when it boils down to it - she is - and the company are using her bedroom as the props - she doesn’t even have to go to the qvc studios to sell stuff.
 
Namima said:
Ooooh.
Someone has been watching Josie's vlogs .... 🤭
How do you know ? you ask ...
Well, after 2 years, Madam is finally wearing her Hermèzzzzz Oasis slandals (sic). She has never worn them before.
Last week, Josie unboxed the exact pair of Oasis slandals and wore them in a vlog.
Coincidence ? I think not.
So time to elevenerife Teefers and stomp around someone else's garden ...

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That dress looks like the dog's breakfast. And boring AF.
(Un) Surprisingly, Lydia has not tagged the Etsy store / brand in her Reel. All she has tagged is Etsy UK. Biatch.
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Jeez it s the same old sodding bag again! Don t get me wrong I love the look of a Birkin but Elsie must surely be putting people off wanting to buy one. What is the opposite of an influencer, cos this is what she is? I can only think her stomping around the joint in such an unladylike manner, with the Hermes shoes and bags gives her one big power trip ... what a messed up and sad individual she has become.
 
I think she is confusing 'divide the internet' with no one gives a stuff on the internet about, 'is this dress wedding guest appropriate'. Why is she making a song and dance about it, and put out a million posts about the saga of a dress and what to wear? She just attended their friends wedding in Italy a couple of months ago with no issues (from memory) about what to wear, and now all of a sudden she is having a dilemma on what is the appropriate wedding dress guest etiquette, that she even has to do a poll. lol

It must be a slow day in the office in the 'nontent department' at the bunga. Serious discussions about a colour that should or shouldn't be worn at a wedding - when everyone on the planet knows the answer to that - being had around the staff lunch table, in Lydias kitchen, and Lydia throwing words around like 'Intrigue', super interesting and 'Facinating' without the S. What's the next topic on the agenda? 'what color nail polish should Lydia wear around the house'....and her choice will divide the nation.
 

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Greentrees said:
I think she is confusing 'divide the internet' with no one gives a stuff on the internet about, 'is this dress wedding guest appropriate'. Why is she making a song and dance about it, and put out a million posts about the saga of a dress and what to wear? She just attended their friends wedding in Italy a couple of months ago with no issues (from memory) about what to wear, and now all of a sudden she is having a dilemma on what is the appropriate wedding dress guest etiquette, that she even has to do a poll. lol

It must be a slow day in the office in the 'nontent department' at the bunga. Serious discussions about a colour that should or shouldn't be worn at a wedding - when everyone on the planet knows the answer to that - being had around the staff lunch table, in Lydias kitchen, and Lydia throwing words around like 'Intrigue', super interesting and 'Facinating' without the S. What's the next topic on the agenda? 'what color nail polish should Lydia wear around the house'....and her choice will divide the nation.
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Her attempt to increase engagement and endear herself to people imo
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Instead I’d imagine most people read her story and think “is she for real”.

the amount of people egging her on to wear it 😂
 
Greentrees said:
Who can take this fool seriously. Hahahaha
Where is she going dressed like this. She looks like an extra from the 80’s tv show ‘Dynasty’.
I never see her wear any other color than white or cream. She will never wear this outfit. This will either sit in her cupboard or be sold on Depop.

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The hats on a wonky angle again.

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There’s that claw hand again.
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The dress is lovely, the hat and wearer not so much. Giving me gold-digger widow vibes. In your dreams, Lidl!
 
I posted this on the Fashion Mumblr/Josie thread earlier, in response to chat about their husbands and I thought I'd post it here too. Does anybody else feel this way:

When Charlie and Ali started dating Josie/Lidl, they looked great. They wore age appropriate clothing, looked cool, were very attractive, nowadays they are both married to women in their early 30's, who dress at least 20 years older and prance about in old maid frocks, wear ribbons in their hair and carry basket bags. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if their heads are turned by a cooler, younger, sexier woman. Josie and Lidl have no sex appeal.
 
Dividing the Internet…

There are matters of world importance
Lets forget them and let’s all rock
To the room in the eaves with many creased sleeves
And a hideous green and white frock
The internet is divided? Are you really deluded and dense
To think there might be more opinions than three?
(Thats with nobody sat on the fence)
The internet isn’t divided, the internet hasn’t been broken
By you, your ideas, your demanding, your tears
Or the badly spelled words you have spoken
Just follow your nose as you twirl and you pose
Where sane worlds have never collided
We won’t run amok for that ugly frock
And the internet ISN’T divided…
 
Greentrees said:
Who can take this fool seriously. Hahahaha
Where is she going dressed like this. She looks like an extra from the 80’s tv show ‘Dynasty’.
I never see her wear any other color than white or cream. She will never wear this outfit. This will either sit in her cupboard or be sold on Depop.

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Ladies & gentlemen….. I give you the grieving widow !
 
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