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Welcome to The Garden Thread where we amused ourselves while Lidl was "taking some time off". Some of us amused ourselves more than others! #cobwebs #chafing #lodgertodger #agedifference
Wait, Lidl's back already....
* Josie named a bedroom in her mansion "The Garden Bedroom" so Lidl named her dressing room in The Bunga "The Garden Dressing Room"!
* Lidl attended a half day talk by the head gardener at Le Manoir au Quat'Saisons. She prepped for the talk by pondering the question "will I be the only one wearing tinted lip balm?" She reassured herself that others might be like her and enjoy gardening AND lip balm.
* Lidl is now thinking of doing a Royal Horticultural Society course...hmmm, the last time you applied yourself to something was #globy. How did that work out?
* Our weak wristed dabbler is dreaming of becoming head gardener at a National Trust property.... M'kay...the salary is approx £30k pa....still dreaming Lidl?...
* ...meanwhile all the dead plants in her house have been replaced by fresh ones by Hello Petal!
* Lidl's practising her Latin plant names...Laurus 'knob' ilis... Learn English first!
* She's bought an 'antique' table after falling for the seller's story that it was once used by Lady Di. He couldn't find the photographic evidence. An adoring sub found a pic but Lidl's 'cut and shut' table is not the one in the photo!
* Our keen bot buyer did a "what I bought from Zara" vlog to get views, but it was just two baskets #desperate.
* The MGs continue to borrow country houses for their Instagram grid. Don't want to show The Bunga eh?
* They posed in shades of beige on the staircase of Keythorpe Hall then Lidl stomped around Ashby Manor in a Holland Cooper coat, which was two sizes too small.
* As predicted we got the annual complaint that Ali's birthday is four days before hers. This year, though, it is "more seperate (sic)"...er....
* Lidl had "two days notice" to prep for a friends and family birthday party for Ali. That's the annoying thing about birthdays...they just pop up with little warning!
* There was a tablescrape, (nearly a whole) "woodland" nettle cake, pizza, open "Garden" secateurs and plenty of plastic sauce bottles. Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
* She hung by her ankles out of the Garden Dressing Room velux window to get some photos of the party, rather than mingle with his friends in her ballgown.
* She served risotto and bread in the Greedhouse for Ali's birthday. "Weekend memories" were of the toilet bowl!
* Congrats to Namima for reporting to the ASA Lidl's petty advertising deceptions to avoid the Instagram algorithm.
* We STILL want to know about the secret personal financial project....and whatever happened to Karen Millen....?
In other news
* Vic went on a Dior Beauty train trip in Scotland.
* Ali is having a career moment. He's styling the collar of a polo shirt three ways - in, out and up! All are acceptable! No tittering at the back!
* His dressing room is not finished because they work so much!
* We're sending positive thoughts to our @Margo Polo and family.
Photos @Oops... @Namima @Shoelaces @Milking Keynes @Here-For-The-Dresses
Welcome to The Garden Thread where we amused ourselves while Lidl was "taking some time off". Some of us amused ourselves more than others! #cobwebs #chafing #lodgertodger #agedifference
Wait, Lidl's back already....
* Josie named a bedroom in her mansion "The Garden Bedroom" so Lidl named her dressing room in The Bunga "The Garden Dressing Room"!
* Lidl attended a half day talk by the head gardener at Le Manoir au Quat'Saisons. She prepped for the talk by pondering the question "will I be the only one wearing tinted lip balm?" She reassured herself that others might be like her and enjoy gardening AND lip balm.
* Lidl is now thinking of doing a Royal Horticultural Society course...hmmm, the last time you applied yourself to something was #globy. How did that work out?
* Our weak wristed dabbler is dreaming of becoming head gardener at a National Trust property.... M'kay...the salary is approx £30k pa....still dreaming Lidl?...
* ...meanwhile all the dead plants in her house have been replaced by fresh ones by Hello Petal!
* Lidl's practising her Latin plant names...Laurus 'knob' ilis... Learn English first!
* She's bought an 'antique' table after falling for the seller's story that it was once used by Lady Di. He couldn't find the photographic evidence. An adoring sub found a pic but Lidl's 'cut and shut' table is not the one in the photo!
* Our keen bot buyer did a "what I bought from Zara" vlog to get views, but it was just two baskets #desperate.
* The MGs continue to borrow country houses for their Instagram grid. Don't want to show The Bunga eh?
* They posed in shades of beige on the staircase of Keythorpe Hall then Lidl stomped around Ashby Manor in a Holland Cooper coat, which was two sizes too small.
* As predicted we got the annual complaint that Ali's birthday is four days before hers. This year, though, it is "more seperate (sic)"...er....
* Lidl had "two days notice" to prep for a friends and family birthday party for Ali. That's the annoying thing about birthdays...they just pop up with little warning!
* There was a tablescrape, (nearly a whole) "woodland" nettle cake, pizza, open "Garden" secateurs and plenty of plastic sauce bottles. Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
* She hung by her ankles out of the Garden Dressing Room velux window to get some photos of the party, rather than mingle with his friends in her ballgown.
* She served risotto and bread in the Greedhouse for Ali's birthday. "Weekend memories" were of the toilet bowl!
* Congrats to Namima for reporting to the ASA Lidl's petty advertising deceptions to avoid the Instagram algorithm.
* We STILL want to know about the secret personal financial project....and whatever happened to Karen Millen....?
In other news
* Vic went on a Dior Beauty train trip in Scotland.
* Ali is having a career moment. He's styling the collar of a polo shirt three ways - in, out and up! All are acceptable! No tittering at the back!
* His dressing room is not finished because they work so much!
* We're sending positive thoughts to our @Margo Polo and family.
Photos @Oops... @Namima @Shoelaces @Milking Keynes @Here-For-The-Dresses
has she photoshopped that jaw, or is that all 
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. Can you imagine the smell?