Lydia Millen #173 Elsie's looking like Lizzie Cundy and lil fella is channeling Ted Bundy

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Miss Trunchbull said:
100 tulips? Half an hour tops…..why is it backbreaking? Is she 87?
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So true, I planted 100 tulip bulbs into a small border back in October - it took no more than half an hour and my 3 year old helped. Not sure what is so arduous about that. She’s going to have a disappointingly sparse display if she only planted 100 - it makes one reflect again on what a sham act this gardening persona is.
 
deadgirlinside said:
Ngl, when I see Lydia in public spaces on video, she gives me the impression that whenever she walks in, she expects people to be delighted to see her. Especially in that HC stable photo.

She probably thinks that the Cheltenham races is like the Royal Ascot. Who the in the world brings a Birkin to a horse race?
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I’m surprised she didn’t wear that navy winter dress coat that she got that Kate Middleton also has lol
 
This thread title is just fabulous. I do feel for Ali… slightly. He’s done this to himself as well,
Though. Too much focus on unwearable outfits these days, for both of them actually.

she’s giving me young Billie Eillish vibes in that recent prairie dress where she’s got her hair behind her shoulders.

I love that all her “friends” have gone to Paris without her. I wonder if she knows about these trips beforehand or whether she finds out from the selfies. Either way, that’s what happens when you’re a witch to everyone Lydia. Being rude doesn’t make you cool.

I love that she’s considering chickens (and/or ducks), yet she’s planting bulbs. She’s going to want them roaming the garden like an Enid blyton novel, so they’re going to absolutely ruin anything she’s ever planted.
 
Wonderful new thread and recap @Miscanthus also my mum will be pleased she got a mention 😊 .

So ducks now is it? Lyd just save yourself the headache and buy some plastic ones from garden centres and scatter them around your garden.(y)
It does make me chuckle when you see the oak gates, oak posts, oak shed and then the camera pans around and there sits a modern red brick bung😆
I haven't watched last nights snoozefest yet as I haven't got an hour I want to waste. Maybe at the weekend when I'm relaxing I will put it on.🤭
 
Julia123 said:
Yay thanks for the new fresh spring thread! Like Lydia I could actually smell spring coming!

Funny I was getting settled to watch tonight’s flog and thought to myself “time to watch Lydia Villian” 🤣

Meant to post this on the last thread… is she kidding? She left them to rot until what, feb/march and then dug like 30 little holes in planters. Can’t she just say she thought the book was lovely (which it is)? Has to play the victim of the FIRST YEAR OF BACK BREAKING Villan-Gordon tulips.

What did Nicholsons and the Gardner refuse to plant them or did she just forget to actually plant her gifted brand deal tulips from this bulb company… and when Cawwie tried to collect they said “not so fast” so Lydia had to do it herself to get paid? I think the latter 🤓

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Track down Anna Pavord's Tulip book? It's available on Amazon! Of course Lidl has to track one down to small bookshop as if it's an antique!
 
Miscanthus said:
Congratulations to our thread title queen @Milking Keynes for the inspired words, which received 47 votes 👑 🥇:m


Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we?

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* Lidl and emotional support dog Cawwie 🐕 attended Cheltenham Races with 'her Holland Cooper family'.
* Lidl refused to wear the outfit she was sent by HC and wore a white cotton Nurse Ratched dress with a HC tweed coat draped over her shoulders. Adding a hint of intrigue were two HC scarves.
* She prised the tatty Manolo flats off her trotters and wore her suede Louboutin stiletto boots. Parfekt for damp grass!
* Taking centre stage on the HC photo set was......her tan Hermès Birkin. Oops.....didn't you give your HC bag to your mum, Lidl?
* Meanwhile Cawwie's chice of outfit looked like she was torn between joining the hunt or the Butlins' Red Coats.
* We had second hand embarrassment as Lidl and Grossie ignored each other and Lidl love bombed Leonora Smee and Jade Holland Cooper. Mansplainer and Laura Blair were caught in the middle.
* We speculated that:
- the falling out with "Holland Cooper Countryside Ambassador" Josie was over Holland Cooper
- Lidl was a last minute replacement for "13 piece Holland Cooper collection" Vic.

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* Lidl of the Bunga was noticeably absent from a Clé de Peau Beauté #PR trip to the French Palace of Versailles. Vic, Amelia, Josie, Suzie Bonaldi and Fleur appeared to be having a merveilleux time! Mange tout Rodney, mange tout!
* Her attempts at an upper class accent continued. Even @coconochanel's mum commented that Lidl is not fluent in posh!
* We were bracing ourselves for Mothers' Day and Lidl didn't disappoint. We had a passive aggressive post about her relationship with her mum....who was pictured with Elizabeth Arden products...#gifted by the brand!
* She's no longer accepting #PR from brands/#PR parcels have dried up/#PR parcels are being sent to the old address 5 years after moving/Cawwie is going to contact brands for #PR. Which is it Lidl?
* We struggled to keep up with even more lies. Yes, we totally believe you haven't had nose filler for 4/5 years, your grandad had a Rolls Royce and you have other businesses...NOT!
* We amused ourselves thinking up daft names for the MGs chickens. Now Lidl wants ducks. Better put our thinking caps on again....Jemima!
* The words "cancelled" and "Lydia" are starting to feature in the same sentence...Lydia who?
* Just as we thought she had ditched the peasant dresses we get Cinders Lidl....

In other news
* Lips Gordon (thanks @Oops... ) is giving off Hugh Heffner vibes with a shirt and trousers under a dressing gown and silk scarf...... to go to breakfast.
* ....or is he vying for Splainer's serial killer title with a polo neck sweater, trousers held up with string and an empty briefcase?
* Ali looks ill. He explained he is suffered from "relentless injuries and lack of gym attendance". Man up Ali....the injuries are from grovelling to Lyds and the gym's in the basement.
* Claire Chanelle posted about being taken in by fake people...hmmmm...wonder who she could possibly mean?

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Thank you for a fantastic recap @Miscanthus - I’m in awe - such content from nontent - another silk purse out of a sow’s ear! Oh, there’s a thought - maybe after the ducks there’ll be a sow.

I had completely forgotten Elsie gave her HC bag to her mother until you pointed it out. It was so obvious the HC bag was beneath her as it’s Hermezzzzz only at the Bunga. She filmed gifting her mum the bag and ordered her to hold the bag up to camera while thanking her. This was after her mum had spent the afternoon coring apples for her revolting shitney.

Wonder what her HC ‘family’ thought of that? I only wear Hermès so this yolk can go to my mum who works at Tesco and doesn’t have designer bags. She is honestly offensive on every level.
 
Why does Lydia literally have an orgasm everytime she talks about a season or the weather, the way she was non stop talking about spring in the vlog today was manic, on a loop, non stop. How many times did she tell us it's the first day of spring? lots!

There was lots of, "I'm so excited and I can smell spring in the air, I can't believe spring is here, happy first day of spring". Whoa calm down! She even went as far as saying "when she went on the dog walk this morning, she could smell very faintly the fragrance of springtime, it was a very like defining moment for me in like life". Umm, okay then... it's not that deep Lydia.
 
WatchReelCopyReel said:
What is Jade HC’s end game? Is she expecting to be akin to a Polo RL brand in terms of size and scale? I feel like her consistent work with influencers puts her in the Lilysilk category which will make it difficult to achieve a level of prestige.
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The brand shouldn’t be what it is, it’s only because she married Julian who is bankrolling her. The association with influencers cheapens a brand, I hope the PoW stays clear as she is fair too classy for HC.
 
Oops... said:
Thank you so much for another seminal recap dear @Miscanthus. I don’t know how you do it! 👏👏👏.

So it’s ducks is it? Pffftttt…OK - let’s run with ducks and do a rethink for the naming of the little duckers.

Allow me to start us off - again…😴

Daft Names for the Millen Ducks…

Beaky Blinder
Ruddy
Muddy
Fuddy
Jacob Cream-Quacker
Mucker Duck
Pucker Duck
Fu**er Duck
Sucker
Puddle
Elvie (Briefcase)
Arty Choke
Avo Car-Dough


We can quack open another bottle on the next thread, by which time, no doubt, we’ll be christenin’ the flippin’ flamingos…🦩🦩🦩.
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Love this! 😂🦆🦆

Leonardo di Quackio
James Pond
Duck Berry
Quackamole
Quack Nicholson
 
coconochanel said:
Wonderful new thread and recap @Miscanthus also my mum will be pleased she got a mention 😊 .

So ducks now is it? Lyd just save yourself the headache and buy some plastic ones from garden centres and scatter them around your garden.(y)
It does make me chuckle when you see the oak gates, oak posts, oak shed and then the camera pans around and there sits a modern red brick bung😆
I haven't watched last nights snoozefest yet as I haven't got an hour I want to waste. Maybe at the weekend when I'm relaxing I will put it on.🤭
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Oh this is another heartfelt look this is me crying, cringe and borefest. She’s now into political commentary vis growing food. It’s painful so I just wanted you not to expect too much. Shirtwaisters galore because Amazon paid her to pontificate and utterly banal personal musings. Imagine switching Michael McIntyre on and he reads passage after passage of Reader’s Digest articles followed by the Dow Jones Index. It’s that level of disappointment...Sending felicitations to your dear Mama 😜
 
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Good morning and welcome to today💐

You know I mentioned gobstoppers the other day? Hmmm...I don’t think I need to say too much more so I will move swiftly along to artichokes.

Some of you may be aware that I have campaigned very hard to set up an artichoke heart transplant centre in the car park outside The Convent of the Little Sisters of the Skint. We are still having planning permission problems though, so if anyone knows of a good architect who can offer Mates Rates do please let me know.

I need to run because I don’t want to be late for my avo-cardio class at the gym.

Peace/Piece/Peas ✌️
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I am more concerned at closer inspection of the amount of migrated filler she has in her lower jaw. It literally looks like she has 2 gobstoppers stuck on each side.
 

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Miss Trunchbull said:
100 tulips? Half an hour tops…..why is it backbreaking? Is she 87? Ground should be nice and soft….what is wrong with this woman?
I would like to know what creature has taken up residence in her cheeks? You can see where the filler is….starts on cheekbones near hairline and goes down to cheeks then jaw, chin and nose…..shouldn’t it be un detectable? And Christ those basil trees look dead….mine are budding flowers at the moment…..

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I can't believe I used to think she was absolutely gorgeous!!! I really did. Its shocking! She looks so.....jowly! With her grey hair, resident lumpsand old fashioned dress semse she looks decade's older, cant believe she's in her 30s!!!
 
Oops... said:
Oh this is another heartfelt look this is me crying, cringe and borefest. She’s now into political commentary vis growing food. It’s painful so I just wanted you not to expect too much. Shirtwaisters galore because Amazon paid her to pontificate and utterly banal personal musings. Imagine switching Michael McIntyre on and he reads passage after passage of Reader’s Digest articles followed by the Dow Jones Index. It’s that level of disappointment...Sending felicitations to your dear Mama 😜
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Oh, so true. Complete borefest. Her political commentary about growing food - a desperate attempt at engagement. She has delusions of grandeur and thinks she’s Michelle Obama. :rolleyes:
 
I watched her last 5 vlogs in 20 mins, if even that. They are all the same apart from a trip and a new car. Carrie is off her face drunk at the races. And her hair is a mess. It is very sparse around the sides. Reminds me of when I had my last boy I lost it around there and had baby hairs for over a year before it grew back. I'd imagine it is stress. Lydia really has burnt her bridges with Josie and Vic hasn't she? Add them to her list of women she has obviously used or done something major to. Started with Claire. I would imagine it was all through her life too. How are her minions not coping on to this and thinking hold on she is the common denominator in all this. Why am I still following someone she is obviously not a nice person and bascially plain nasty to everyone. Her mother included.
 
Milking Keynes said:
Oh, so true. Complete borefest. Her political commentary about growing food - a desperate attempt at engagement. She has delusions of grandeur and thinks she’s Michelle Obama. :rolleyes:
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Michelle Obama has POISE! By poise I mean she does not constantly self-soothe by rubbing her arms, nose, hair and body when she speaks to camera. Poise can be learned by practise. Simply sit down , lay your hands in your lap and keep them there whilst you speak. After 11 years you’d have thought she’d have learned a basic by now. She wants to be a TV announcer - first thing she’d have to do is stop fidgeting and stop giving out nervous signs with her body language. You can’t concentrate on what you are saying when you constantly preen - but Michelle Obama knows that. 😜 She has poise.
 
fc0795 said:
So true, I planted 100 tulip bulbs into a small border back in October - it took no more than half an hour and my 3 year old helped. Not sure what is so arduous about that. She’s going to have a disappointingly sparse display if she only planted 100 - it makes one reflect again on what a sham act this gardening persona is.
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It takes her longer as she has weak wrists
 
I have struggled to watch her lately, zooming through most of her crap. The one bit I have enjoyed seeing though is the move AWAY from her weather beaten, very rustic, timber furniture (table, buffet etc) now to the polished more formal looking pieces. AND yes Lydiot you fool, French polish that banister that will match NOTHING. So she now has her original black and white decorating downstairs, then on the ground level its very rustic and country and now on the first floor she is going for a traditional classic look. This really is indicative of her brain, its just all over the place, grabbing ideas from a variety of sources because she has no real ideas of her own. If we wait around long enough I bet she will go back and paint everything black and white again with mirrors and bling.

No sign of lemon trees in the greedhouse.
No sign of those lovely pieces of furniture she took from grans place.
No sign of those brown trees ever turning green
And sadly, no sign of the man she actually married, he seems to have morphed into a grandfather.
 
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