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Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we?
* Lidl and emotional support dog Cawwie
attended Cheltenham Races with 'her Holland Cooper family'.
* Lidl refused to wear the outfit she was sent by HC and wore a white cotton Nurse Ratched dress with a HC tweed coat draped over her shoulders. Adding a hint of intrigue were two HC scarves.
* She prised the tatty Manolo flats off her trotters and wore her suede Louboutin stiletto boots. Parfekt for damp grass!
* Taking centre stage on the HC photo set was......her tan Hermès Birkin. Oops.....didn't you give your HC bag to your mum, Lidl?
* Meanwhile Cawwie's chice of outfit looked like she was torn between joining the hunt or the Butlins' Red Coats.
* We had second hand embarrassment as Lidl and Grossie ignored each other and Lidl love bombed Leonora Smee and Jade Holland Cooper. Mansplainer and Laura Blair were caught in the middle.
* We speculated that:
- the falling out with "Holland Cooper Countryside Ambassador" Josie was over Holland Cooper
- Lidl was a last minute replacement for "13 piece Holland Cooper collection" Vic.
* Lidl of the Bunga was noticeably absent from a Clé de Peau Beauté #PR trip to the French Palace of Versailles. Vic, Amelia, Josie, Suzie Bonaldi and Fleur appeared to be having a merveilleux time! Mange tout Rodney, mange tout!
* Her attempts at an upper class accent continued. Even @coconochanel's mum commented that Lidl is not fluent in posh!
* We were bracing ourselves for Mothers' Day and Lidl didn't disappoint. We had a passive aggressive post about her relationship with her mum....who was pictured with Elizabeth Arden products...#gifted by the brand!
* She's no longer accepting #PR from brands/#PR parcels have dried up/#PR parcels are being sent to the old address 5 years after moving/Cawwie is going to contact brands for #PR. Which is it Lidl?
* We struggled to keep up with even more lies. Yes, we totally believe you haven't had nose filler for 4/5 years, your grandad had a Rolls Royce and you have other businesses...NOT!
* We amused ourselves thinking up daft names for the MGs chickens. Now Lidl wants ducks. Better put our thinking caps on again....Jemima!
* The words "cancelled" and "Lydia" are starting to feature in the same sentence...Lydia who?
* Just as we thought she had ditched the peasant dresses we get Cinders Lidl....
In other news
* Lips Gordon (thanks @Oops... ) is giving off Hugh Heffner vibes with a shirt and trousers under a dressing gown and silk scarf...... to go to breakfast.
* ....or is he vying for Splainer's serial killer title with a polo neck sweater, trousers held up with string and an empty briefcase?
* Ali looks ill. He explained he is suffered from "relentless injuries and lack of gym attendance". Man up Ali....the injuries are from grovelling to Lyds and the gym's in the basement.
* Claire Chanelle posted about being taken in by fake people...hmmmm...wonder who she could possibly mean?
Screenshots courtesy @Allexie21 @Polava
Spring has sprung in Northamptonshire. As the doggies lick away our tears and we embark on a new life of happiness, we set aside petty squabbles and jealousy...or do we?
* Lidl and emotional support dog Cawwie
attended Cheltenham Races with 'her Holland Cooper family'.* Lidl refused to wear the outfit she was sent by HC and wore a white cotton Nurse Ratched dress with a HC tweed coat draped over her shoulders. Adding a hint of intrigue were two HC scarves.
* She prised the tatty Manolo flats off her trotters and wore her suede Louboutin stiletto boots. Parfekt for damp grass!
* Taking centre stage on the HC photo set was......her tan Hermès Birkin. Oops.....didn't you give your HC bag to your mum, Lidl?
* Meanwhile Cawwie's chice of outfit looked like she was torn between joining the hunt or the Butlins' Red Coats.
* We had second hand embarrassment as Lidl and Grossie ignored each other and Lidl love bombed Leonora Smee and Jade Holland Cooper. Mansplainer and Laura Blair were caught in the middle.
* We speculated that:
- the falling out with "Holland Cooper Countryside Ambassador" Josie was over Holland Cooper
- Lidl was a last minute replacement for "13 piece Holland Cooper collection" Vic.
* Lidl of the Bunga was noticeably absent from a Clé de Peau Beauté #PR trip to the French Palace of Versailles. Vic, Amelia, Josie, Suzie Bonaldi and Fleur appeared to be having a merveilleux time! Mange tout Rodney, mange tout!
* Her attempts at an upper class accent continued. Even @coconochanel's mum commented that Lidl is not fluent in posh!
* We were bracing ourselves for Mothers' Day and Lidl didn't disappoint. We had a passive aggressive post about her relationship with her mum....who was pictured with Elizabeth Arden products...#gifted by the brand!
* She's no longer accepting #PR from brands/#PR parcels have dried up/#PR parcels are being sent to the old address 5 years after moving/Cawwie is going to contact brands for #PR. Which is it Lidl?
* We struggled to keep up with even more lies. Yes, we totally believe you haven't had nose filler for 4/5 years, your grandad had a Rolls Royce and you have other businesses...NOT!
* We amused ourselves thinking up daft names for the MGs chickens. Now Lidl wants ducks. Better put our thinking caps on again....Jemima!
* The words "cancelled" and "Lydia" are starting to feature in the same sentence...Lydia who?
* Just as we thought she had ditched the peasant dresses we get Cinders Lidl....
In other news
* Lips Gordon (thanks @Oops... ) is giving off Hugh Heffner vibes with a shirt and trousers under a dressing gown and silk scarf...... to go to breakfast.
* ....or is he vying for Splainer's serial killer title with a polo neck sweater, trousers held up with string and an empty briefcase?
* Ali looks ill. He explained he is suffered from "relentless injuries and lack of gym attendance". Man up Ali....the injuries are from grovelling to Lyds and the gym's in the basement.
* Claire Chanelle posted about being taken in by fake people...hmmmm...wonder who she could possibly mean?
Screenshots courtesy @Allexie21 @Polava
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