Lydia Millen #172 Baiting Nicky and collecting her "Royal" Rover, her hair's fried and her career is over

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyy ????? Enough already with this frikken bag and those Celine sunnies.

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Why is Carrie dressed like someone's secretary ???
 
Miscanthus said:
Congratulations to ....er...me...er...again 🙄 for the thread title, which received 76 votes! 😍

As Lidl puts down her Beatrix Potter book, wipes the 'condesationing' mansion's windows, and prepares to spend the day, unshowered, in her ratty old dressing gown, we look back at the last thread....

* The MGs had to go to Cambridge to collect the new Range Rover, after a year's wait. They had their photo taken at the dealership...chavs!
* It's now dubbed the "Royal" Rover - Lidl chose the "parfekt" colour scheme.
* Hairdresser Despina and her troll continued to bait Nicky until Nicky was forced to stand up for herself. Go Nicky!🍌🍌🍌
* Why would Lidl be jealous of a successful, talented, independent businesswoman with her own product, who is also a lovely person?

The Baiting....

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The Response....

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* The pair had a #gifted one night stay in luxury rental Keythorpe Hall in the sought after holiday destination that is Leicestershire.
* Ever original, Lidl dubbed it "home from home". Any resemblance to the Bunga is in Lidl's head!
* Instead of "selling" us the property, Lidl showed fields, eggs and Hermès bags while posing in a white Carolina Herrera shirt dress that posed a trip hazard.
* Battling through her granular, globular, grabular, glandular fever hangover, Lidl lisped through Ali's vlog in her PJs and dressing gown, while Ali unpacked furniture.
* Lidl had ordered a mahogany table but didn't know where to put it. We've got a few suggestions!
* A mahogany mirror arrived for Ali's dressing room..... He's also having an island unit constructed where he can continue his shoeshine jounrey (sic).
* The MG's three x £300 dog gates were delivered. Since the dogs have the run of the house they are not required. On the upside they are not inscribed with dodgy grammar, so can be flogged!
* We are concerned about Lidl's feet....she hasn't worn heels since the last KM shoot, just beaten up Manola flats and rubber riding boots! Eeewwww!
* Our @Milking Keynes noticed the word salad of the month looked suspiciously similar to last year's.
* The MGs are getting chickens.....so she can have a Disney hen house and carry a basket of eggs around! This is a very bad idea 🫣🐓🐓🐓
* She has a presenting job.....no, this is a joke....surely....the woman can't string a sentence together and constantly touches her nose....no....

In other news
* We were grateful for shade throwing lessons in etiquette from Lauren, The l.a.way
* Grossie went to a Clé de Peau event with Vic and Suzie Bonaldi.

Screenshots thanks to @muffintop13, @Peppypoopar @K18 @Allexie01

Another bizarre dress, Hermès belt and Manolo combo, thanks @Namima

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Dear @Miscanthus, don't know if this has been discussed by our TT family.
But I was so overwhelmed by it I cannot let it go by the life of me!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

So ...

Also in last lidlesode of profound stupidity:
- she doesn't understand why Aldi finds it disgusting and disturbing to share a toothbrush. How thick can you get?! There are so many reasons why this should not happen! :sick::sick:🤮🤮🤬

I was so upset that I almost commented on her video! Thank god i didn't loose my time with her!
She is disgusting. Dirty. Ridiculous!

Am i alone in this?

Sorry for the mood. again. She really bothers me deeply.

I'll get me coat:m
 
Guess The Daft Names of the Millen Chickens…

Faberge
Eggwina Currie
Princess Lay-a
Dora the Eggs plorer
Egg Sheeran
Eggmilio Esteves
Downton
Beatrix
Claridges
Tosca
Giselle
Chickeny
Henny
Roostery
Yolk-o Ono
Henneth Paltrow
Eggy Pop
Eggsquisite
Percival
Peregrine
Torquil
Rupert
Ophelia
Tabitha
Henrietta
Flora
Clemmie
India
Persephone

Thank you to all who took part and do please keep it going - it’s such fun! 🥰🤩
 
TheMushroom said:
Dear @Miscanthus, don't know if this has been discussed by our TT family.
But I was so overwhelmed by it I cannot let it go by the life of me!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

So ...

Also in last lidlesode of profound stupidity:
- she doesn't understand why Aldi finds it disgusting and disturbing to share a toothbrush. How thick can you get?! There are so many reasons why this should not happen! :sick::sick:🤮🤮🤬

I was so upset that I almost commented on her video! Thank god i didn't loose my time with her!
She is disgusting. Dirty. Ridiculous!

Am i alone in this?

Sorry for the mood. again. She really bothers me deeply.

I'll get me coat:m
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My dear @TheMushroom
You are not alone! There are so many issues with this episode....
* she travels fairly frequently so should have a toilet bag packed ready to go
* if she genuinely forgot the toothbrush she could have bought another
* She's dismissive of Ali's feelings, as usual
* he's anticipated she would forget and brought another head for his electric toothbrush
* She can't wait for him to change the head and uses his anyway
* She could have changed the head herself
* She basically laughs at him when he was caring for her
* She has no idea about germs, especially when she is ill!

She really is repulsive in so many ways.
No need to get your coat...😍
 
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