Lydia Millen #154 Takes her (fake) Birkin to the stable...has to show off Hermés label!

If Lydia falls pregnant are you planning to stick around?

  • Yes, I'm here for every moment and have bought the popcorn.

    Votes: 149 65.4%

  • No way! She will be even more unbearable. I'm out of here!

    Votes: 79 34.6%
  • Total voters
    228
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Ummm what in the fresh hell have they added to the already horrific landscaping?! 🫣

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WatchReelCopyReel said:
Can someone please give me an explanation of why they are redoing the floor. First in their words and second the truth. Thank you! :cautious:
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Because they have nothing else going on in their sad lives plus Teefers and Char are redoing his dressing room. Lydia is a single white female and is obsessed with copying everything Josie does plus tries to one up her. It's one of the things that crazy narcs like to do, they copy people and then try to do better and then try to destroy them.
 
Julia123 said:
Ummm what in the fresh hell have they added to the already horrific landscaping?! 🫣

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The other issue is that you’re meant to use Box hedge or Yew for topiary 🙊🙊 this won’t work and they will inevitably be removed.
Also, she should have chosen a nice eve green tree or bush as that is the whole point of topiary that it looks decorative all year
 
InTheFroset said:
Ali is redoing his dressing room, changing the wardrobe colours, wall paint, floor etc. To Ali’s dismay (as noticed in a vlog when he is indirectly moaning about Lydia on the phone to Ken) Lydia stated she wants new flooring too, in her dressing room but that both dressing rooms must be the same flooring for continuity (which is stupid because there’s carpet separating both rooms anyway). Ali kept ordering samples he liked and has been desparate to finish the room for months but kept being delayed by Lydia not liking any samples. She finally found one she liked (which was not Ali’s top choice) so now they’re laying it in both dressing rooms. Sorry I can’t help on what reasons they’re stating they’re doing it for. I struggle to make sense of Lydia’s reasonings of things 😂.

P.S Poor Ali has paid for the flooring for both rooms btw. Very shady considering he wasn’t even allowed to choose the floor that he liked most 🥺. I know Ali gets hate on this thread and I do wish he grew a back-bone but at the same time, it’s horrible being in a relationship with someone who seems like they have traits of Narcissistic or Histrionic personality disorder. I’m not armchair diagnosing, I’m just stating she has traits. I feel so sorry for him. He genuinely seems scared of Lydia at times, like he daren’t say anything she doesn’t want to hear. He nervously asked her not to vlog the floor as he wanted to feature it on his vlog first because he paid for it. Lydia belittled him by acting shocked that he had paid for something then proceeded to take footage of the floor, including Ali’s dressing room. She’s a nasty, selfish, poor excuse for a wife.
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I found it weird that she was expecting them to pay separately.
 
Julia123 said:
Time to call OSHA because these slippers for sure are not safe for this activity… even if he’s only pretending for the gram!

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When you lay a new floor you simply must keep a set of your best dumbbells handy so you can work on your arm muscles after you happily risk your toes and eyes.

I believe the same protocol applies when you lay an egg or a table.

Our Coco…

Our Coco fancies Toddler Frow
The reason why? We do not know
He swaggers with a carefree charm
With tattoos on his manly arm
He hasn’t learned to dive a car
But likes to pose with his guitar
If things had not gone as he planned
He would have joined the next boy band
And been adored whilst on the stage
His thirst for fame he would assuage
But he’s ok - he‘s made for life
He rides the coat tails of his wife
Some good Aversion Therapy
Might help our Coco to be free
Our Coco fancies Toddler Frow
The reason why? We do not know…
 
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InTheFroset said:
She has no originality. She’s changed the format of the ending of her TikToks to her stomping off from the camera’s views, which is a staple of Xenia Adonts’s TikToks. She also used to clap her hands together at the beginning just like Sammi Jefcoate. Eurgh, she’s such a copycat.
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omg I knew something was familiar she soooo copy’s that Sammi

coconochanel said:
Like me with my crush on Inthefrows hubby 😳 , it Looks like you need a packet of mini eggs and bed rest until you get over this episode!
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😂😂😂😂 normally I don’t find him attractive but I do think his a kind person especially how
He is with animals…Lydia just takes advantage of him!
 
Oops... said:
😬💆‍♀️

If I could be bovvered I would write an ode to Fagus and why I detest it. (Looks like individual copper beech to me not birch) But I can’t be fagged.
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I think 'they' (Nicholsons rather than Lidl, who wouldn't have a clue) are going for something more country style than formal yew or box topiary.
Regardless, I don't see why you would use deciduous trees as topiary as it will be bare in the winter, although beech can hang onto its leaves.

bettybeetle said:
Also, umm isn't that BEECH and not BIRCH?
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Yes
 
Miscanthus said:
Thanks to those who for voted for both my thread title with 38 votes and the amended version with 29 votes! 😁😍😗

The last poll asked if you are as upper class as Lidl. It seems that many of us actually do the activities Lidl thinks are upper class and probably a lot of things that actually are upper class!

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As the Purdey's shooting day was consigned to the bin of PR disasters and the dead, dry and crispy leaves of Autumn wafted around The Bunga our thoughts turned to Lidl's hair. We speculated how she might look with a Purdey 'do and of course our @Peppypoopar gave us her best....scary!

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* Lidl is back in the saddle with her stirrups the right way round, eyef*cking herself.
* Our @Geranium spotted a charming vignette in a charity shop and the fur coat and no knicks immediately reminded her of our upper class, luxe influencer. The piece de resistance? She's on horseback!

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* Lidl wore funereal black to Claudia's stables, complete with huge velvet riding hat, ringlets, rubber boots and #gifted £155 perfume. Romeo looked pretty sad and a little nauseous.
* She took her Birkin, full of stolen apples, and drove the borrowed matching Santorini Black Range Rover.
* She ordered in Domino's pizza despite having a newly installed £££££ pizza oven rat igloo of dreams!
* Lidl turned up to a Cara Melon shoot in an Amazon jumper dress. The atmosphere was frosty.
* She modelled a pink "tool" dress, that she copied off all female Ukrainian brand Millia, rather than support them.
* Her back looked white while her arms were tanned. Need a Globy tool kit Lidl? Available for only a tenner!
* @ShenzenCashmere popped in to reveal the composition of the Amazon 'cashmere' jumper dress...26%nylon /52%acrylic/22%polyester!
* Lidl is still casting shade at Nicky, who launched her own brand hair mask and sold out. Our expert Lidl says you don't need a mask every week....we say YOU do Lidl.
* Nicky showed damaged hair on her insta reel. Wonder who she was thinking of?
* Lidl is ripping up fairly new Amtico floor tiles in the dressing rooms because they are "peeling". Ali insists he's 'paid' for the replacement Jack Evie engineered wood flooring he's laying himself but we think it's #gifted.
* Her filler has slipped down her face, forming pouches either side of her mouth. Our hamlet dwelling hamster!
* She says she goes foundation free for a natural look. She's not make up free though as she is wearing concealer as foundation!
* She served up her recent batch of shitney, ignoring the cardinal rule that it should mature for at least three months. No wonder you look so sour Lidl!
* She reckons their pasta is often "adorned" with truffles as she's Italian. We reckon it's always served with Cheddar as she's a liar.
* If Lidl is 100% Italian then Meghan Markle really is 43% Nigerian.
* The MGs are installing antique thermostatic valves....because of course they had radiators in the 1700s.
* The Dachsunds were given a bath and Berkeley was roughly rolled on his back. These are the idiots who routinely encourage a breed which has back issues to jump up....
* She likes to keep some things private, so won't be tracking her and Ali's sexy times on her Natural Cycles app. That's because there are none!
* She's surprised she's irritable just before her period. We're surprised it's only then!
* Silly us. We thought she wasn't invited to events but it turns out she can't be bothered to attend.

In other news
* The lil intellectually challenged man is still advertising Purdey's guns. He says they are "incredible". We agree with @coconochanel that they are incredibly dangerous.
* Frow launched her HC collection. Lidl revealed a bespoke tweed jacket that she can't merch!
* Josie is featured on the HC insta grid. There's still no sin of Lidl!
* Lidl's fellow influencers are doing Net A Porter or Luisaviaroma hauls. Luxe Lidl is flogging Amazon.

Just spotted an error....instead of "sign of Lidl" I put "sin". Seems fair!

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Brilliant recap, @Miscanthus ❤️🥰👏🏻👏🏽👏🙌🏼❤️... the bee’s kne’es’ and the fiesta resistance!

Meanwhile, this woman is reviewing Elsie’s KM collection. Apart from the fact that you need help fastening two of the dresses (major design flaw), the jumper dresses are hideous and the overall lewk is fussy and bland at the same time and the materials look horrible.

 
Milking Keynes said:
Brilliant recap, @Miscanthus ❤️🥰👏🏻👏🏽👏🙌🏼❤️... the bee’s kne’es’ and the fiesta resistance!

Meanwhile, this woman is reviewing Elsie’s KM collection. Apart from the fact that you need help fastening two of the dresses (major design flaw), the jumper dresses are hideous and the overall lewk is fussy and bland at the same time and the materials look horrible.

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Thank you and thanks for posting this.
You might guess Lidl would come in with a dress where you can't wear a bra. The cream is too bridal. The necks are all so high too. 😩
 
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