Miscanthus
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Thanks to those who for voted for both my thread title with 38 votes and the amended version with 29 votes! 
The last poll asked if you are as upper class as Lidl. It seems that many of us actually do the activities Lidl thinks are upper class and probably a lot of things that actually are upper class!
As the Purdey's shooting day was consigned to the bin of PR disasters and the dead, dry and crispy leaves of Autumn wafted around The Bunga our thoughts turned to Lidl's hair. We speculated how she might look with a Purdey 'do and of course our @Peppypoopar gave us her best....scary!
* Lidl is back in the saddle with her stirrups the right way round, eyef*cking herself.
* Our @Geranium spotted a charming vignette in a charity shop and the fur coat and no knicks immediately reminded her of our upper class, luxe influencer. The piece de resistance? She's on horseback!
* Lidl wore funereal black to Claudia's stables, complete with huge velvet riding hat, ringlets, rubber boots and #gifted £155 perfume. Romeo looked pretty sad and a little nauseous.
* She took her Birkin, full of stolen apples, and drove the borrowed matching Santorini Black Range Rover.
* She ordered in Domino's pizza despite having a newly installed £££££pizza oven rat igloo of dreams!
* Lidl turned up to a Cara Melon shoot in an Amazon jumper dress. The atmosphere was frosty.
* She modelled a pink "tool" dress, that she copied off all female Ukrainian brand Millia, rather than support them.
* Her back looked white while her arms were tanned. Need a Globy tool kit Lidl? Available for only a tenner!
* @ShenzenCashmere popped in to reveal the composition of the Amazon 'cashmere' jumper dress...26%nylon /52%acrylic/22%polyester!
* Lidl is still casting shade at Nicky, who launched her own brand hair mask and sold out. Our expert Lidl says you don't need a mask every week....we say YOU do Lidl.
* Nicky showed damaged hair on her insta reel. Wonder who she was thinking of?
* Lidl is ripping up fairly new Amtico floor tiles in the dressing rooms because they are "peeling". Ali insists he's 'paid' for the replacement Jack Evie engineered wood flooring he's laying himself but we think it's #gifted.
* Her filler has slipped down her face, forming pouches either side of her mouth. Our hamlet dwelling hamster!
* She says she goes foundation free for a natural look. She's not make up free though as she is wearing concealer as foundation!
* She served up her recent batch of shitney, ignoring the cardinal rule that it should mature for at least three months. No wonder you look so sour Lidl!
* She reckons their pasta is often "adorned" with truffles as she's Italian. We reckon it's always served with Cheddar as she's a liar.
* If Lidl is 100% Italian then Meghan Markle really is 43% Nigerian.
* The MGs are installing antique thermostatic valves....because of course they had radiators in the 1700s.
* The Dachsunds were given a bath and Berkeley was roughly rolled on his back. These are the idiots who routinely encourage a breed which has back issues to jump up....
* She likes to keep some things private, so won't be tracking her and Ali's sexy times on her Natural Cycles app. That's because there are none!
* She's surprised she's irritable just before her period. We're surprised it's only then!
* Silly us. We thought she wasn't invited to events but it turns out she can't be bothered to attend.
In other news
* The lil intellectually challenged man is still advertising Purdey's guns. He says they are "incredible". We agree with @coconochanel that they are incredibly dangerous.
* Frow launched her HC collection. Lidl revealed a bespoke tweed jacket that she can't merch!
* Josie is featured on the HC insta grid. There's still no sin of Lidl!
* Lidl's fellow influencers are doing Net A Porter or Luisaviaroma hauls. Luxe Lidl is flogging Amazon.
Just spotted an error....instead of "sign of Lidl" I put "sin". Seems fair!
Images are now inserted after technical problems.
The last poll asked if you are as upper class as Lidl. It seems that many of us actually do the activities Lidl thinks are upper class and probably a lot of things that actually are upper class!
As the Purdey's shooting day was consigned to the bin of PR disasters and the dead, dry and crispy leaves of Autumn wafted around The Bunga our thoughts turned to Lidl's hair. We speculated how she might look with a Purdey 'do and of course our @Peppypoopar gave us her best....scary!
* Lidl is back in the saddle with her stirrups the right way round, eyef*cking herself.
* Our @Geranium spotted a charming vignette in a charity shop and the fur coat and no knicks immediately reminded her of our upper class, luxe influencer. The piece de resistance? She's on horseback!
* Lidl wore funereal black to Claudia's stables, complete with huge velvet riding hat, ringlets, rubber boots and #gifted £155 perfume. Romeo looked pretty sad and a little nauseous.
* She took her Birkin, full of stolen apples, and drove the borrowed matching Santorini Black Range Rover.
* She ordered in Domino's pizza despite having a newly installed £££££
* Lidl turned up to a Cara Melon shoot in an Amazon jumper dress. The atmosphere was frosty.
* She modelled a pink "tool" dress, that she copied off all female Ukrainian brand Millia, rather than support them.
* Her back looked white while her arms were tanned. Need a Globy tool kit Lidl? Available for only a tenner!
* @ShenzenCashmere popped in to reveal the composition of the Amazon 'cashmere' jumper dress...26%nylon /52%acrylic/22%polyester!
* Lidl is still casting shade at Nicky, who launched her own brand hair mask and sold out. Our expert Lidl says you don't need a mask every week....we say YOU do Lidl.
* Nicky showed damaged hair on her insta reel. Wonder who she was thinking of?
* Lidl is ripping up fairly new Amtico floor tiles in the dressing rooms because they are "peeling". Ali insists he's 'paid' for the replacement Jack Evie engineered wood flooring he's laying himself but we think it's #gifted.
* Her filler has slipped down her face, forming pouches either side of her mouth. Our hamlet dwelling hamster!
* She says she goes foundation free for a natural look. She's not make up free though as she is wearing concealer as foundation!
* She served up her recent batch of shitney, ignoring the cardinal rule that it should mature for at least three months. No wonder you look so sour Lidl!
* She reckons their pasta is often "adorned" with truffles as she's Italian. We reckon it's always served with Cheddar as she's a liar.
* If Lidl is 100% Italian then Meghan Markle really is 43% Nigerian.
* The MGs are installing antique thermostatic valves....because of course they had radiators in the 1700s.
* The Dachsunds were given a bath and Berkeley was roughly rolled on his back. These are the idiots who routinely encourage a breed which has back issues to jump up....
* She likes to keep some things private, so won't be tracking her and Ali's sexy times on her Natural Cycles app. That's because there are none!
* She's surprised she's irritable just before her period. We're surprised it's only then!
* Silly us. We thought she wasn't invited to events but it turns out she can't be bothered to attend.
In other news
* The lil intellectually challenged man is still advertising Purdey's guns. He says they are "incredible". We agree with @coconochanel that they are incredibly dangerous.
* Frow launched her HC collection. Lidl revealed a bespoke tweed jacket that she can't merch!
* Josie is featured on the HC insta grid. There's still no sin of Lidl!
* Lidl's fellow influencers are doing Net A Porter or Luisaviaroma hauls. Luxe Lidl is flogging Amazon.
Just spotted an error....instead of "sign of Lidl" I put "sin". Seems fair!
Images are now inserted after technical problems.
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Maybe Elsie will put her Fawkes round the right way at the 3 course firework supper for 20 she’s bound to host.
. I know Ali gets hate on this thread and I do wish he grew a back-bone but at the same time, it’s horrible being in a relationship with someone who seems like they have traits of Narcissistic or Histrionic personality disorder. I’m not armchair diagnosing, I’m just stating she has traits. I feel so sorry for him. He genuinely seems scared of Lydia at times, like he daren’t say anything she doesn’t want to hear. He nervously asked her not to vlog the floor as he wanted to feature it on his vlog first because he paid for it. Lydia belittled him by acting shocked that he had paid for something then proceeded to take footage of the floor, including Ali’s dressing room. She’s a nasty, selfish, poor excuse for a wife.