Lydia Millen #149 Harness Horribilis

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Thanks to @Milking Keynes for her fabulous thread title, which received 78 votes! 🍾🥇:m🎊

For those of us in the UK, it is particularly fitting that the title gives a witty nod to our dearly departed Queen. RIP Your Majesty

* 100 years of emancipation of women was undone when our proud, difficult influencer unveiled a harness as part of her latest Cara Mellon collection
* not only that but she wore it to the #gifted #fairmont Savoy Hotel and a film premiere
* the MGs visited Madrid on his #gifted trip and all we saw were photos of her
* poor little Lidl had to have an IV drip as she is exhausted/dehydrated/over hydrated from working/ drinking too much Whispering Angel/ drinking 5 litres of water a day
* Ali filmed her bathing - and shouting at - the dogs in the copper bath of dreamzzzz
* her Travesty revealed that she once shared a joke with Prince Charles, she's lusting after Catherine, Princess of Wales' Catherine Walker coat, worn to the Queen's funeral and she's buying perfume called Highgrove...it won't make you royal Lidl!
* she posed outside somebody else's house and said she wasn't allowed to show the outside of The Bunga
* her Modesty marked some milestones....views.....blah.....subscribers....blah
* Ali pondered whether his knitwear was cognac or tobacco...what a knit wit!
* more big hair and bad fashion....

Welcome to all the new members and thanks for your contributions. For all things Lydia please go the the WIKI (pink button at top of page).



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Miscanthus said:
Thanks to @Milking Keynes for her fabulous thread title, which received 78 votes! 🍾🥇:m🎊

For those of us in the UK, it is particularly fitting that the title gives a witty nod to our dearly departed Queen. RIP Your Majesty

* 100 years of emancipation of women was undone when our proud, difficult influencer unveiled a harness as part of her latest Cara Mellon collection
* not only that but she wore it to the #gifted #fairmont Savoy Hotel and a film premiere
* the MGs visited Madrid on his #gifted trip and all we saw were photos of her
* poor little Lidl had to have an IV drip as she is exhausted/dehydrated/over hydrated from working/ drinking too much Whispering Angel/ drinking 5 litres of water a day
* Ali filmed her bathing - and shouting at - the dogs in the copper bath of dreamzzzz
* her Travesty revealed that she once shared a joke with Prince Charles, she's lusting after Catherine, Princess of Wales' Catherine Walker coat, worn to the Queen's funeral and she's buying perfume called Highgrove...it won't make you royal Lidl!
* she posed outside somebody else's house and said she wasn't allowed to show the outside of The Bunga
* her Modesty marked some milestones....views.....blah.....subscribers....blah
* Ali pondered whether his knitwear was cognac or tobacco...what a knit wit!
* more big hair and bad fashion....

Welcome to all the new members and thanks for your contributions. For all things Lydia please go the the WIKI (pink button at top of page).



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Aldi the knit wit! Love it 😂😂 Thanks for another great recap, @Miscanthus!
 
Amazing recap as always @Miscanthus! You did leave out that she tried (and failed to one up Vic) and can also bear the crushing weight of the world’s anger of her posting drivel with respect to Her Majesty’s passing. She’s strong aka a narcissist. She also panned Julia Robert’s wardrobe. Methinks she’s trying to get a Gucci sponsorship and failing.

Can’t wait to see what’s next for her Labiaship as she ascends the throne aka her broken toilet.
 
Namima said:
Once again, no Lydsiepoo at an Elizabeth Arden event. However, Josie was there and so were detestable Em Shel and Freddy.

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These sorts of trips are wasted on Lydia as she will only go if she can bring Carrie but then the 2 of them spend the whole time either in the room or cackling over a cauldron (bottle of wine) in the corner not socialising. Brands have realised its easier to just send her the product in the post and not actually have to deal with her.
 
Miscanthus said:
Thanks to @Milking Keynes for her fabulous thread title, which received 78 votes! 🍾🥇:m🎊

For those of us in the UK, it is particularly fitting that the title gives a witty nod to our dearly departed Queen. RIP Your Majesty

* 100 years of emancipation of women was undone when our proud, difficult influencer unveiled a harness as part of her latest Cara Mellon collection
* not only that but she wore it to the #gifted #fairmont Savoy Hotel and a film premiere
* the MGs visited Madrid on his #gifted trip and all we saw were photos of her
* poor little Lidl had to have an IV drip as she is exhausted/dehydrated/over hydrated from working/ drinking too much Whispering Angel/ drinking 5 litres of water a day
* Ali filmed her bathing - and shouting at - the dogs in the copper bath of dreamzzzz
* her Travesty revealed that she once shared a joke with Prince Charles, she's lusting after Catherine, Princess of Wales' Catherine Walker coat, worn to the Queen's funeral and she's buying perfume called Highgrove...it won't make you royal Lidl!
* she posed outside somebody else's house and said she wasn't allowed to show the outside of The Bunga
* her Modesty marked some milestones....views.....blah.....subscribers....blah
* Ali pondered whether his knitwear was cognac or tobacco...what a knit wit!
* more big hair and bad fashion....

Welcome to all the new members and thanks for your contributions. For all things Lydia please go the the WIKI (pink button at top of page).



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What a sum up! Bravo! 👏👏👏
 
How many boring beige jumper dresses can she show? There are also jumper dresses in the Cara Melon collection - but she's not shown those!

Can you believe she wants to paint the bunga windows sage green - she really is ill!!

37 mins in she basically admits they have no immediate plans to move unless they see a house - so it is all nonsense as we've said before, and even if she saw a house she likes, her house is unsellable in its current format, and not even on the market - so what seller would take her seriously!
 
WatchReelCopyReel said:
Amazing recap as always @Miscanthus! You did leave out that she tried (and failed to one up Vic) and can also bear the crushing weight of the world’s anger of her posting drivel with respect to Her Majesty’s passing. She’s strong aka a narcissist. She also panned Julia Robert’s wardrobe. Methinks she’s trying to get a Gucci sponsorship and failing.

Can’t wait to see what’s next for her Labiaship as she ascends the throne aka her broken toilet.
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OK so she's been vocal about her dislike for : new Dior art direction and new Lady Diors (she'd like it to be more prairie/cottagie/cutsy aaasthetic), new Chanel it bags, new Valentino branding, Burberry's current logo vs old one and their new art direction, Mulberry same (she misses the mini Alexa Era), doesn't like the new Gucci either now...
I actually agree with her on some levels like Valentino new branding and high fashion brands branding in general that are all looking the same now and I don't understand why it absolutely needs to be completely changed when the brands have such history and the logos are iconic. BUT, the thing is she's no expert neither in fashion nor in design, she's a simple influencer and her opinion comes across as arrogant. She's only dissing these brands choices because it's not fitting her English cottage obsession not because she has actual professional knowledge of design and understands it.
 
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