Luke Catleugh #4 Mouldy Wall, Hole in the Wall, Fake County Durham an' all!

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“How has it been a year?”

Because 12 months have passed, you dick

and don’t get me started on “Blue Sukarro” and the “French-Parisian” decor of Larry’s Bar 🙄

He strains so hard for sophistication and ends up looking backward and uncouth.
 
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EL1976 said:
“How has it been a year?”

Because 12 months have passed, you dick

and don’t get me started on “Blue Sukarro” and the “French-Parisian” decor of Larry’s Bar 🙄

He strains so hard for sophistication and ends up looking backward and uncouth.
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You can tell he really swills lambrini/lambrusco off camera
 
@retrozebra I imagine your right about auntie and uncle. They do seem more refined and suit Luke’s narrative and the image he wants to project. His ‘mam’ and her accent let him down and he tries hard to distract from his whereabouts as a child. He can barely pronounce anything other than his name, Zara, Kate and Iwan correctly - all four letter words. I can think of one I’d like to use if I met him. His vlogs are my Sunday morning comedy gold.
 
To add insult to injury with his Christmas gifts for his family…in his vlog he made a song and dance about choosing Molton Brown Oud Accord fragrance for stepdad Billy… here he is flogging it on insta and it is labeled as a PR sample 🤦🏻‍
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To add insult to injury with his Christmas gifts for his family…in his vlog he made a song and dance about choosing Molton Brown Oud Accord fragrance for stepdad Billy… here he is flogging it on insta and it is labeled as a PR sample 🤦🏻‍View attachment 3321586 q
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Must really love it and use it if he’s had it for two years 🙄 What a twit and what a cheapskate giving samples and PR “kindly gifted” stuff as Christmas presents
 
I thought he was going to do a breakdown of costs etc for the new kitchen he dedicated numerous vlogs to. Is that because the amount of grifting and ‘kindly gifted’ freebies that went on might prove to be a tad embarrassing? Let’s face it, we’ve seen on this thread he’s happy to give some freebie PR sample fragrance to his step dad and call it a Christmas present #cheapskate.
 
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He is my greatest gift towards weight loss. I genuinely could vomit. The state of the pustules on his neck and ears are just nauseating. The poor lamb needs to get to the doctor and get some strong treatments for what ever the hell he’s sporting. There has to be something wrong. I’m delighted he bought the scarf after wrapping it around his eruptions. It would be hazardous to public health if he’d popped it back on the shelf 😷
 
I've only just 'discovered' this guy from the Mr Carrington gift swap videos. What's the relationship with the blond woman he lives with? I just assumed he was gay but is she is girlfriend?
 
SueB said:
I've only just 'discovered' this guy from the Mr Carrington gift swap videos. What's the relationship with the blond woman he lives with? I just assumed he was gay but is she is girlfriend?
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Just good friends, we're told!

They've bought that house together in "Lundun", where everything is "soooo expensive", but "so, so goood" and they share gorgeous Maggie the dog.

Sometimes, one if them comments here under the name 'Motheho'.
 
They are both totally the type that would scrub the toilet with each other’s toothbrush if they pissed each other off. I bet they are absolutely savage to each other if they are pushed. My guess is Zara would be slightly more forgiving because she actually has other friends, but apart from hanging on to Mr. C for followers and freebie days out, and latching on to Zara’s social life, I don’t think Luke has any friends.
 
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