Luisa Zissman

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She honestly can't have read a book since school, she's so stupid. The economy doesn't work that way, she should read up on wealth distribution/inequality because the system can only maintain a minority of individuals at that level. The majority of people at that level have benefitted from serious intergenerational wealth, like we're talking about going back to the Tudor rebellion days. Those who have 'done it themselves' have exploited the labour of people underneath them. Considering the current climate you'd think she'd want to read something about society & the economy before passing comment?!

I'm amazed considering how unsuccessful she's been, independent of the men she's gotten with, that she can truly believe this? Does she honestly think she'd have ever managed the same alone? loooool
You’ve hit the nail on the head here. Absolutely NO WAY would she have been successful in her businesses had she not married a rich man. She’d still be hustling. Someone above mentioned she’s just chavvy. Couldn’t agree more. She may have wealth but my gosh does it not buy you class and/or taste. She’s vulgar, crass, massively flirts with other guys and not for one second would she have been able to attract and / or hold down a handsome man with suave, sophistication and wealth. Those types of men wouldn’t look two minutes at the Luisa types. She’s unsexy, not particularly intelligent and chav like.
I wonder what the hell her husband saw in her. Is he really ugly and really old?
 
You’ve hit the nail on the head here. Absolutely NO WAY would she have been successful in her businesses had she not married a rich man. She’d still be hustling. Someone above mentioned she’s just chavvy. Couldn’t agree more. She may have wealth but my gosh does it not buy you class and/or taste. She’s vulgar, crass, massively flirts with other guys and not for one second would she have been able to attract and / or hold down a handsome man with suave, sophistication and wealth. Those types of men wouldn’t look two minutes at the Luisa types. She’s unsexy, not particularly intelligent and chav like.
I wonder what the hell her husband saw in her. Is he really ugly and really old?
Absolutely spot on. What I find interesting is her husband allows her to expose her breasts a lot. If you ask me she craves attention must not get it at home. Even amongst her friends she needs the most attention hence always doing outrageous things. All for attention nothing else. Even her lifestyle she shows it off for attention only thing she’s got to show really. Also her opinions again for attention. Always contradicting herself. Oh I love curvy girls posts photos once she lost the baby weight and claims she hates bigger women. She barely eats anything. She’s one big hypocrite. If her husband was not there she would have joined Sam to do some sort of tv show hence why she kept her close. If she was looking supposedly for someone wealthy then clearly she also was looking for friends to put her in the right position. I find her a chav. No class no taste.
 
Absolutely spot on. What I find interesting is her husband allows her to expose her breasts a lot. If you ask me she craves attention must not get it at home. Even amongst her friends she needs the most attention hence always doing outrageous things. All for attention nothing else. Even her lifestyle she shows it off for attention only thing she’s got to show really. Also her opinions again for attention. Always contradicting herself. Oh I love curvy girls posts photos once she lost the baby weight and claims she hates bigger women. She barely eats anything. She’s one big hypocrite. If her husband was not there she would have joined Sam to do some sort of tv show hence why she kept her close. If she was looking supposedly for someone wealthy then clearly she also was looking for friends to put her in the right position. I find her a chav. No class no taste.
I'm hardly one to sing about Luisa from the roof tops, and agree with most of your post, but "What I find interesting is her husband allows her to expose her breasts a lot"...? Their her boobs, if she wants to show them off in 2020, she can and doesn't need her husband's permission.
 
to displace the rumours that all her money is Andrew’s 😂 shocked that that is how much she could get from ads as she doesn’t do an awful lot of them and I don’t consider her to be that famous.
I can’t think what else she would make the money from? But I agree, I wouldn’t have thought she’d make that much. But then Luisa has lied about stuff before so wouldn’t surprise me if she’s just saying that to seem more successful”. She defo reads here and it probably irritates her that we have said she spends too much time bragging about what she’s spending her husbands money on.
 
I can sense the podcast coming to an end, I get that it’s a tough time for content at the moment but she generally comes across as can’t be bothered and half arsed. I listened to Thursdays ‘Totally Extra’ (all 16 minutes for of it) and it will probably be the last for me. Surely she has commitments to Global to produce quality content? Their sponsors must be peeved too?

I like Anna and I think she is a genuine, decent human being but she couldn’t hold the pod on her own. I think Imo is also becoming increasingly frustrated with Luisa’s tit.

I noticed Luisa’s attitude change as soon as the tide on Tattle started to change, I expect that’s a reflection of the DM’s she receives on insta too. It’s known she reads here and it was all very good and well when there was little criticism of her but as soon as that changed she stopped mentioning Tattle and has become increasingly arrogant and intent on showing of her (husbands) wealth!

Also she is staying in her friends second home this weekend?!? I don’t live in England but I’m pretty sure you are not even allowed to stay in your own second home overnight?
 
She said the other day she earns a 6 figure salary of her own. How???!

This is more than likely true tbh with #sponcon and the advantages of being a limited company director, and you can check it on companies house, but you can’t hire private jets on a 6 figure salary sadly 🥴

Update: just taken a look and the accounts and it’s pretty bleak, they’re currently at a net deficit. I’m not an accountant so hopefully there’s one on the thread who could better speculate on what the balance sheet says (small companies don’t need to post their P&L so you couldn’t tell her revenue, but you can infer it from things like creditors as they’re tax liabilities usually).

This is probably the worst set of influencer accounts I’ve ever seen...


Click the most recent set
 
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This is more than likely true tbh with #sponcon and the advantages of being a limited company director, and you can check it on companies house, but you can’t hire private jets on a 6 figure salary sadly 🥴

Update: just taken a look and the accounts and it’s pretty bleak, they’re currently at a net deficit. I’m not an accountant so hopefully there’s one on the thread who could better speculate on what the balance sheet says (small companies don’t need to post their P&L so you couldn’t tell her revenue, but you can infer it from things like creditors as they’re tax liabilities usually).

This is probably the worst set of influencer accounts I’ve ever seen...


Click the most recent set
She was Mrs L Collins in 2018 then went back to Zissman in 2019...pick a bloody name and stick to it 🤣
 
Did anyone else catch her say on this week’s episode that she is able to put her kids through private school because of Instagram? I don’t really care about how much money she has. I grew up in a privileged position, so I’m just indifferent to it. I’m not particularly impressed by what people have materially. I am not sure what she is trying to prove and to who by making such statements.
 
Have you noticed that she never says anything even slightly negative about her husband? She only ever bigs him up... Anna often makes silly digs at her husband which I think is normal
I’ve heard her make comments before in the same way Anna does, nothing major though. He bought her something from Net A Porter after a row 🤷🏻‍♀️

I find it hilarious she said her mum and dad named her Luisa and Luisa is different and original and hates people spelling it Louisa and that’s her bloody name after all 🤣🤣🤣

I would love it if PinkPepper turned out to be the nanny. Imagine the fallout of a MOD style exposé
 
I’ve heard her make comments before in the same way Anna does, nothing major though. He bought her something from Net A Porter after a row 🤷🏻‍♀️

I find it hilarious she said her mum and dad named her Luisa and Luisa is different and original and hates people spelling it Louisa and that’s her bloody name after all 🤣🤣🤣

I would love it if PinkPepper turned out to be the nanny. Imagine the fallout of a MOD style exposé
Me? Where’s that’s idea come from! I’m most definitely not that divvy nanny.
 
I used to love the podcast, it would make me laugh out loud and there aren’t many that can do that! I started to have second thoughts when they carried on plugging the tour when it looked like lock down was coming and then the next week when it was cancelled they were like ‘yeah we had to do that for insurance’ I understand why they did that but it just took a bit of the shine away for me. Also I felt Louisa was bullying Anna with the way she spoke to her about how she parents Enzo and the baby and Anna would kind of laugh it off and agree in the end but no matter how much Louisa says ‘I’m just bleeping honest’ it was horrible and she shouldn’t treat friends like that. The final thing was in the last podcast I listened to where they were both beside themselves because they hadn’t left their houses for 15 days, I’m shielding my youngest son and haven’t left since the beginning of lockdown! I know so many people have it worse than me but I just thought they were being so self involved I couldn’t listen anymore. I’m disappointed to hear how they have handled BLM as two very privileged white women with a considerable platform but I’m not really surprised. I’ve gone on a bit now so I’ll leave it there but that’s my thoughts on it all!
 
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