Luisa Zissman #3 Insta ads coming thick and fast, now nobody even listens to the podcast

[Debarkle]

Lauren probably rightly doesn’t want to be shown on the gram. Jess ‘finks’ she is going to become an iNfLuENcER.

She’s set up this account. She must want to be MOD 2.0 . Please say she’s joined tattle to slag off Luisa and it’s yet to be uncovered...

The school wont care as long as the fees get paid

It depends how academic a school they are - I worked in a private school and it really didn’t approve of students taking time off for holidays (sporting stuff etc would be allowed) - they would be encouraged to find another school in my experience.

 

[LividLalji]

She’s set up this account. She must want to be MOD 2.0 . Please say she’s joined tattle to slag off Luisa and it’s yet to be uncovered...


It depends how academic a school they are - I worked in a private school and it really didn’t approve of students taking time off for holidays (sporting stuff etc would be allowed) - they would be encouraged to find another school in my experience.

I called it the other week that she would do this but I am still cringing for her

 

[toniekiwi]

I wonder where they find their Nannies? I assumed they’d be Norland Nannies?

agencies probably

 

[LividLalji]

She advertised for Jess on Instagram and pretended it was for a friend. Similar to her post the other day. I remember everyone saying how the working week was too high in the comments. Much like people are doing now

 

[AlmondButter123]

She visually is a mini Luisa. Bad I know but how funny would it be if Andrew did a Jude Law and had it off with the nanny

 

[Loveallthegossip]

She visually is a mini Luisa. Bad I know but how funny would it be if Andrew did a Jude Law and had it off with the nanny

Maybe what jess is hoping

 

[LividLalji]

Sometimes I watch her stories and think Jesus Christ she has just moulded into Luisa. She’s had her teeth done too hasn’t she?

 

[Hadcat2010]

I wonder where they find their Nannies? I assumed they’d be Norland Nannies?

Hahaha no chance!!!!! She wants a chav to tag along on the piss with her. Norland Nannies are for too professional for her! They wouldn't go near Luisa with a barge pole. My friend's daughter is a Norland Nanny andnits a whole different world to what she wants from a nanny. She advertises on Instagram for her staff, like the friend she's advertising for again on Insta!

 

[Catlady1]

She doesn’t just want a nanny she wants a teacher. Imagine having that on your cv spent X number of years teaching the three little sprogs of the notorious gold digger Luisa Zissman. Embarrassing!

 

[Blonde123]

The thing with Luisa is, she can have all the gun dogs, horses, country estates and range rovers you like, hell, she could even design her own estate tweed and have antlers in the dining room - but she’ll never be one of “them” because she’s too new, and too excited about it all...and she’s in Essex.

You know the saying, “you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter”. Luisa is the turd.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

You have to wonder if Jess is nearly bankrupting herself to keep up with her pal Luisa, it’s kinda cringeworthy the way she buys Valentino sandals and Gucci bags and boasts in a way that makes them seem completely affordable when we all know she’s on 40k a year!!

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

You have to wonder if Jess is nearly bankrupting herself to keep up with her pal Luisa, it’s kinda cringeworthy the way she buys Valentino sandals and Gucci bags and boasts in a way that makes them seem completely affordable when we all know she’s on 40k a year!!

Jess comes across as so dense. Did anyone see the stories about how she explained how she did her access to uni course? She was so condescending, saying that you don’t need a-levels but “I’ve got a few”. Well if your a levels were so good Jess then you wouldn’t need to do a separate course to go to uni Honestly.

 

[Blonde123]

You have to wonder if Jess is nearly bankrupting herself to keep up with her pal Luisa, it’s kinda cringeworthy the way she buys Valentino sandals and Gucci bags and boasts in a way that makes them seem completely affordable when we all know she’s on 40k a year!!

She probably hires them. Lots of “influencers” do this to seem like they’ve got more money than they do. You can hire a designer bag for £50 for a few days (enough time to take some photos) then give it back.

 

[GoldSilver]

Jess has always been more rent-a-friend than Nanny.

 

[LividLalji]

Wouldn’t surprise me if she buys the shoes etc from Luisa when Jess is looking after the kids putting all of Luisa’s old tat on Depop for her. Remember those Chanel boots/shoes

 

[Treesy19]

So Jess wants to be a midwife but before that’s even happened she’s created an Insta account for it. It’s pretty clear midwifery isn’t the aim here. Sad! Clemmie H wannabe in the making!

 

[Mmiller]

She probably hires them. Lots of “influencers” do this to seem like they’ve got more money than they do. You can hire a designer bag for £50 for a few days (enough time to take some photos) then give it back.

What?? I’ve heard it all now!

 

[Blonde123]

What?? I’ve heard it all now!

bags, jets, cars on lease... you don’t have to have real money for people to think you have money... https://thetab.com/uk/2020/09/28/in...o-be-on-a-private-jet-for-their-instas-176686

 

[HaileyJames]

You have to wonder if Jess is nearly bankrupting herself to keep up with her pal Luisa, it’s kinda cringeworthy the way she buys Valentino sandals and Gucci bags and boasts in a way that makes them seem completely affordable when we all know she’s on 40k a year!!

Oh! I’ve always just assumed she borrows them from Luiza, not for a moment did I think they were actually hers. I imagined Luiza just let her play dress up with her bags and shoes.

 

[AlmondButter123]

About this ... funny that, we were only talking about Lauren’s identity the other day
Re the girls hair - ummmm your husband is ginger, he might be a good place to look for a reason why! Jesus.