Lucy: Puts two kids in a changing basket 4 foot in the air and walks off to get a photo for the gram.
Sheep: "Lucy is an amazing mum and an influence to us all"
'Trolls' everywhere:
WTF is she doing? Was that crappy photo worth the risk? Brands over babies AGAIN. "Why would you do that Lucy?"
Lucy: "I'm Lucy Jessica Carter, mum of four, wannabe identical NICU preemie twin girls and a noonie and another one I forget the name of. I can do what I want and my sheep will rip right in to you of they hear you disagree with me. The girlie's were safe as houses. SHEEP, ATTACK"
Sheep: baaa baaa baaa I bet you're a
tit mum, you're so jealous, how dare you say anything about our queen (shepherd) be kind. You load of tattle twats. Just be kind OK? It's not hard, you silly little cow. So jealous, such a sad existence you have why can't you just be kind?
Nothing can be said to the iNfLuEnCeRs without a barrage of abuse from the sheep. It brings a new meaning to Herd Immunity. All protect Lucy at any cost. You don't have to look up a job description, it's there in the title Lucy - you're literally there to influence people. That comes with responsibility, your kids might not be able to roll off but @yummymummymaya might do it to copy you and her baby might fall and break bones. You know your sheep have none of their own thoughts, so basically akin to me doing something really stupid and dangerous in front of a load of 3 year olds and having no care if they copy me and it goes wrong.
Last week Lucy said Rootitootibellarosa was starting to roll. But now that doesn't suit the instagrid, the babies can't move. Even though they have loads of space in that wee basket. Bleurgh.