Total snoozefest.
4 cringe heavy dates in which Faye rocked up in a dress assembled from a garden canopy and Rachel's flirtatious banter landed so thick and heavy that Teddy was left thinking "Is her name Rachel or Restraining Order"
Kaz played it cool although her mile wide grin screamed "I want a Teddy in my beddy, and I'm not talking about a stuffed bear"
Sharon appeared more interested in his LinkedIn Profile, grilling him on his career prospects and using phrases such as "I'm such a smart, independent woman that I emasculate men"
Perpetually confused Toby continues to act like it's his first day on planet Earth, and Chloe grabbed his Trouser Python during a Patio Sleepover and exclaimed "It's as big as my forearm"
Hugo did the dishes while Brad and Lucinderella continued their top shelf banter "U Fink I'm Pretttyyyy, Reaaallllyyy?"
"Aye, I canny lie"
Another recoupling cliffhanger and another hour I'll never get back