Love Island Series 1

Comparing to the latest series, in series 1 no one pauses for a second to think before they open their mouth… they are territorial, horny, say what they think… and although it seems to get heated quite often, they don’t have massive blaze up screaming matches over minor indiscretions. So much better, so real!

Nowadays, they have ‘beat around the bush’ conversations that rarely get to the point, use crap code words and analogy’s and they kick off at each other occasionally because someone may or may not have hurt someone’s feelings…
Series 1 OG’s are like “you’re a bleeping head mate” straight off the bat 🏏 then move on! 🤣
 
Comparing to the latest series, in series 1 no one pauses for a second to think before they open their mouth… they are territorial, horny, say what they think… and although it seems to get heated quite often, they don’t have massive blaze up screaming matches over minor indiscretions. So much better, so real!

Nowadays, they have ‘beat around the bush’ conversations that rarely get to the point, use crap code words and analogy’s and they kick off at each other occasionally because someone may or may not have hurt someone’s feelings…
Series 1 OG’s are like “you’re a bleeping head mate” straight off the bat 🏏 then move on! 🤣
Exactly this is it....the boys are territorial and kicking off verbally about the twins for example BUT you know it's not gonna get physical or anything..they slag each other and thats it....I love the way they wear clothes if they choose during the day lounging around the pool..also we see everyone interacting and talking about each other which is realistic...also eating meals together around the table is fantastic 👏

Also I love seeing the thoughts behind decisions..as in ppl expressing their doubts about each other and other couples etc and the way they (josh) talks about the 50K..its not filtered out

ETA so apparently I can't type the word s.l.a.g above...I don't know why...maybe tattle thinks it means something else but to me it means take the piss
 
Well I’m an idiot. Didn’t realise I only had to watch two episodes 🤣🤣 felt like I’d need five to catch or summat daft 🤣🤣

Jordan ain’t my type but I was like oooh hello. The IG stalked and he is absolutely ruined. Looks like a right tosser.

I don’t really follow celeb news too much but why is josh branded as a dick? The vague stuff I saw with Charlotte, I didn’t think he was that bad? Well compared to Bear anyway 🤣
 
Well I’m an idiot. Didn’t realise I only had to watch two episodes 🤣🤣 felt like I’d need five to catch or summat daft 🤣🤣

Jordan ain’t my type but I was like oooh hello. The IG stalked and he is absolutely ruined. Looks like a right tosser.

I don’t really follow celeb news too much but why is josh branded as a dick? The vague stuff I saw with Charlotte, I didn’t think he was that bad? Well compared to Bear anyway 🤣
Ah stop the lights I'm on episode 5 now 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
I don't know ANYTHING about any of them but Jordan is a cutie pie 🥰🥰🥰 but then I think Chris is a fine thing also lol...so my taste 😋 😌 😍 is probably is up my own hole ppl would say lol
 
Ah stop the lights I'm on episode 5 now 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
I don't know ANYTHING about any of them but Jordan is a cutie pie 🥰🥰🥰 but then I think Chris is a fine thing also lol...so my taste 😋 😌 😍 is probably is up my own hole ppl would say lol
I haven’t warmed to any of the girls in the whole two episodes I’ve watched 🤣🤣
I feel John might do a Nathan for me and just be brilliant even though he’s a bit irritating. The playboy girl her accent is a bit too strong for me and hope she doesn’t stay/ sometimes it goes through me a tad.

Zoe looks like an ornament so hope she cracks a bit or leaves.

I absolutely wouldn’t have said no to Jordan either 🤣 at 31 he was the right balance of cocky/bad guy. Now looks like an old angry orange roidhead
 
I haven’t warmed to any of the girls in the whole two episodes I’ve watched 🤣🤣
I feel John might do a Nathan for me and just be brilliant even though he’s a bit irritating. The playboy girl her accent is a bit too strong for me and hope she doesn’t stay/ sometimes it goes through me a tad.

Zoe looks like an ornament so hope she cracks a bit or leaves.

I absolutely wouldn’t have said no to Jordan either 🤣 at 31 he was the right balance of cocky/bad guy. Now looks like an old angry orange roidhead
I found that first 2 episodes i didn't know who was who and I didn't relate to any of the girls BUT saying that I'm really invested now because I'm LOVING the fact they're all playing a game and organising who's going to couple up with who just to stay in the game...I'm really feeling Zoe think she could be interesting I think Jess the drunk one is just going to be a cocky witch somehow..

My God...Jordan is sex on legs lol and I say that as a soon to be 47 year old ( birthday is Friday) 😜😜😜😜
 
Just caught up on episode 2.

Loved Hannah talking about taking her Furby to church 😆

Jess reminds me of myself at 22 😅 not sure what that says about me though
Oh stop.. I can just imagine that I was way worse than Jess at that age..rolling around the place lol 😆 actually I KNOW I was worse than Jess in my day..I'm loving that at least she's authentic and as LIBERTY (in Iain Sterlings voice 😂) would say she's being her authentic self and being true to herself 😜😜

This episode made me want to root out the attic and look for my old furby from 1998 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I remember EVERYONE wanted a furby no matter the age we were. The novelty of this cute little thing that talked 😍
 
I actually quite like Josh and for series 1 - he hit the nail on the head saying that if you stay with the original girl - you win. V perceptive. Also like the way he discusses the prize money - now they try to convince us it’s all about love not winning. Winning is even more important to them now because of their social media numbers.
 
you all have the patience of saints; there is no way I can do only one episode a day. And i know what happens.

Jordan looks like he is fake jake (of Jiberty) older, as fake, brother.

I have realised i cannot actually say anything, as anything I do say will be a total spoiler but i am reading and loving the comments....and often i let out a "MWah ha ha you wait and see" 🤫
 
I'm just watching The Walking Dead it came back to US TV last Sunday so after that I MIGHT get another sneaky episode of Love Island in 🏝️🏝️🏝️ I'm absolutely hooked at this stage 😱😁
 
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