Love Island 2022 #7

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@stardust21
I have failed you. New girl came in and I got lost.. she came on a spinning clam, said her name and said "I'll see you at the villa" -- she looks like Tulisa

The girls are sliding into water, shaking their asses etc and being moved in a bed and kissed

Amber was good. Dami is SUPER into her
#DamisGotASemi

ES looked like she was gonna drown and she kissed Jay like noone else was there

Sexiest girl was Tasha. I missed hers so I dunno bout that

Back at the villa

Danika "new bombshell here to f it up. I'm Half Jamaican, British. I'm an Aries"

You absolutely haven’t failed me at all.

I am now imagining this:

 
@stardust21

Danika: her personality is being mixed raced, being super tiny and a dancer

Davide and Danika do a bit of dancing

Tasha: I never got this being a dancer --- lol

ES ain't happy this ain't the ES show anymore

Gemma refuses to look in her direction as she comes down, Amber also witches lo

ES lays it on factor 50 "I don't go for younger men" aka "back off Danicka Jay's mine"

Danicka is Kinda lacklustre. I think she's trying to be ES 2.0 but it won't work. "Wait until i get comfortable I'm crazy"

Luca "she'll go for the weakest....Andrew"

Luca "if you had her I bed you'd wanna rip her clothes off"

BREAK
 
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