Love Island 2022 #21

[Dollenganger]

'My name is'
I can say 'Je m'appelle' but I'd never say that to a French person

If she had any sense she’d have said ‘che bello’

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Right I've missed like 2 days on here cos my life is bastard chaos, but in other news who does Billy the bleeping kid think he is? You look 12 mate.

 

[Chop chop]

David is 100% sure ekin will cheat on him, so he is doing all this to not look like the love sick puppy waiting for her return! in fairness you can't blame him, she hasn't the best record of staying loyal. I so hope she doesn't get anything going with a new boy, just to see the face on Davide when she comes back!

 

[cee-bee]

Member when a few days ago we all though the newbies were grim and it was gona be boring..?

meanwhile the LI producers:

 

[Cáca_Milis]

So I just asked my OH if guys really will get with anyone who's offering it on a plate even if they aren't attractive if they are single and he responded 'pretty much, yeah'.

Lads are just wired differently.

A standing dick has no conscience.
Wise, wise words.

 

[Gymhoned]

Think Davide just kissed people not to be left out.

 

[cee-bee]

Think Davide just kissed people not to be left out.

I think he genuinely thinks he’s doing them a favour

 

[Sez99]

here you are

I am SCREAMING !!! Have you ever seen the movie REC ?? With the demon girl in the attic hahahaha

 

[Diagnosis123]

Just a guy happy that his friends are hooking up

 

[DonAragona]

Member when a few days ago we all though the newbies were grim and it was gona be boring..?

meanwhile the LI producers:

It doesn't matter how attractive the girls are.....Lads are lads.

New year/decade/generation.

Nothing will ever change.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Meme dump

 

[kayl1986]

Yeah I don’t get this either.

I also don’t get the Jake comparisons. Jake didn’t like Liberty., or at least that was last years narrative anyway.

And liberty definitely didn't like jake . Soon as she seen him in Bottom 3 and knew her chances to win was gone. She looking and picking at an argument about facts she'd known for ages. For a way to turn it around and play a victim

 

[classytikkamasala]

Dami knew he fucked up so tried to turn it around and start on Luca. Where was this energy from him before now?? Funny how he conveniently has all of this to say about Luca minutes after he kisses another girl and fucks it for himself He might have had a valid point but if he felt that way then why not mention it before now?

iirc he did call out luca for instigating stuff/twisting words when luca and amber were trying to create something between tasha and andrew to be fair. it was early days when tasha had a date with a boy bombshell maybe jay? i dont think it's out of nowhere though

 

[Shani123]

This is how I imagine a lads holiday to be, just having fun for the time being, but then returning home expecting their girls to be waiting. I highly doubt they are serious about the CA girls.

 

[cee-bee]

I really feel like Jay (and to a lesser extent, Davide) blows the other guys of the water in terms of attractiveness.

I thought he was going to be a bit of a game player, but he’s not been as creepy as Luca is. As if he’s chilled out a bit more now that he’s assimilated into the OGs a bit more.

he’s kind and respectful towards the girls, even when he doesn’t fancy them. He was probably the only person not kicking off at Danica at the recoupling when realistically he was the only person who had any right to kick off.

facially he’s stunning, his body is magnificent. He has a degree and a good career.

even with a cold sore he’s sexier than Jacques, Andrew, Luca and Dami combined. He really does make them look like little boys. It reflects poorly on the women in the villa that they aren’t fighting over him tbh. Ekin Su was clever enough at least to make a play for him and now that hasn’t worked out, she’s gone for the next most intelligent/mature guy.

Paige is an actual fool.

 

[Tinksby99]

He previously slept in the doghouse/living room, wonder why he’s now gone outside

 

[Sez99]

Meme dump

That first one of Danica reminds me of a tweet I seen yesterday where they said she always talks when grafting like she’s in an interview hahaha. I TOTALLY GOT IT. It’s so Unnatural

 

[lurking only]

I’m seeing some S5 Amber/Michael and Ekin/Davide parallels here. Amber got the hero edit after casa amor even though she was like marmite, because of michael’s actions. I’m seeing it with ekin here. Difference is if Davide goes back for ekin he’s so memeable and funny that people will forgive him for any wrong doing, Michael didn’t have that. So either way I think ekin may win this on her own in a couple with a late comer, like Amber, or with Davide

 

[Laika1234]

iirc he did call out luca for instigating stuff/twisting words when luca and amber were trying to create something between tasha and andrew to be fair. it was early days when tasha had a date with a boy bombshell maybe jay? i dont think it's out of nowhere though

Dami doesn’t like Luca - he’s often implied it to the other lads so as close as the lads come across this year there’s defo a lot of bitchiness between luca, dami and jacques.

Having said that dami gets just as involved as luca in the other couples relationships. He and jacques have as big a gameplan as luca does they’re just annoyed that luca hasn’t faltered in his loyalty.

 

[cee-bee]

Dami doesn’t like Luca - he’s often implied it to the other lads so as close as the lads come across this year there’s defo a lot of bitchiness between luca, dami and jacques.

Having said that dami gets just as involved as luca in the other couples relationships. He and jacques have as big a gameplan as luca does they’re just annoyed that luca hasn’t faltered in his loyalty.

fess up, are you on Luca’s sister’s payroll?