Louise Thompson #39 Lou’s ex runs 31 marathons… while Ryan burns 31 Mattessons

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More delusional spouting from Louise. Let's be honest, Ryan doesn't really need to be there. Press the button and she's off about how hard working and self-sacrificing she is. Going to hospital for a day was her putting herself first for once?
The ring thing is bizarre. How do we all know if she hasn't mentioned it publicly? She filmed herself rummaging through the bins in the back garden! Just because you say something doesn't make it true. 🤷‍♀️

Perhaps experimenting with a very restrictive diet, unsupervised, within months of stoma surgery was not the best idea? Just a thought. 😐
 
We’re back! Hollers loopy, sounding actually mental. From the shop? From the nursery dump? Because it doesn’t feel like they’ve been away. It’s going to be interesting this week you guys because Loops has got PMS and takes steroids. Not the ones Ryan takes, because he clearly does, but NO HE DOESN’T IT’S ALL HARD WORK. Because as Louise is so quick to drop in, it’s not his natural body type AT ALL.

Ryan starts to get serious now and tell us about more of the poor upbringing he received compared to Louise’s. He holidayed in corfu but at the like, normal hotels where they had George Micheal tribute acts and sometimes not even a tennis court and you had to walk down an actual public road to get to the beach. Rough, man.

After some pointless waffle about signet rings Louise begins to lament the fact that she ‘lost’ her own engagement ring but she hasn’t been able to digest it yet. Not sure the Stoma is going to be able to cope with precious mental, Loo.

It was a tough time because it was after her surgery and she had withered away and was bent over and crippled and basically looking like the wicked queen in witch form from the original Snow White but with dirtier hair and nicer clothes. She’d lost two stone in seven days which is almost certainly an exaggeration because no one even loses that much doing Castaway for 7 days and eating only limpets. ANYWAY the upshot was her fingers were SO SKINNY YOU GUYS that her rings ‘all flew off’ and instead of noticing that and trying to see where they’d gone or pick them up like a normal person she just went about her day.

HARSH reality guys, on Friday she spent the day at Disneyland sorry hospital because she was losing blood, even though she could have pushed through, but it’s okay it’s a seasonal thing that only happens in autumn like Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Louise was loving being back in her safe space but it was really hard on Ryan because it was boring in a&e and he decided to carry on with his day. CAN WE THINK OF IT FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE GUYS?! The waiting time is LONG and the chairs are tit and there definitely ain’t no foam on the coffee so he left her there.

There are LESSONS to be learnt here, everyone. Mainly that Louise can’t face up to the fact that she isn’t going to die and no one wants to hear it anymore. But she’s trying to get her life back! Shes the most resilient person in the WORLD, her words! She’s doing a Louise day once a week on a Friday where she rolls around doing sound baths and treats herself to something she loves, so this Friday was a little trip up to the Chelsea and Westminster for a bit of nostalgia. Next Friday might be getting a taxi down to the Kings Road to chew some unsuspecting taxi driver’s ear off about trauma before going home to light a wanky candle and bleat about life being short. Whatever, it’s really good to see a busy working mum take a bit of me time and not be ashamed about it.

Oh and Ryan keeps saying the word ‘tummy’ which is frankly nearly making me throw up my Rioja. He’s not JUDGING it’s just she doesn’t take care of her tummy area because she keeps going to award ceremonies and oh my Christ the waffle I can’t. Apparently they didn’t even used to live you guys because she had to do four Instagram posts A DAY. Might as well have been down a bloody coal mine, they grafted that hard and had no time to enjoy their lives much less their expensive candles. Then they got poor because pregnant Louise couldn’t even qualify for stat maternity because she couldn’t work out the forms so she went without £98 a week for MONTHS.

I’m coming to the end of my tolerance for this absolute shite but I’ll just let you all know, next time you need to make a very important life decision, have this mysterious yet funky masseuse come over to your house and he will be able to guide you into making life changing decisions merely by asking your body what it wants to do. So for example if you are wondering whether to take up a job offer, you can ask your body, and it will guide you. If yes it’ll tell you to move forward, if no move back, if undecided slide to the right, slide to the left, one hop this time, two stomps this time

criss cross…criss cross! everybody clap your hands 💃🏻🕺 🎶
 
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Getting Zara to promote their podcast for them this week 🙄 minimal promotion from tweedle Dee and tweedle twit! It’s clearly pre-recorded so what’s the bet cup fulls of blood have been lost and she’s back in her happy place Chelsea & Westminster hospital in the newly named Louise Thompson wing because she’s such a big brave dog
 
Phew, think they manage it ... between them.
As long as it's not "Louise Day".
Of which Ryan was unaware 🤭 (bcause they're so self absorbed or because every day is Louise Day?)

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I was hoping they were all going to take the Tattle fancy dress options...was really looking forward to seeing Ryan dressed as a giant sausage
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JulesC said:
I haven’t looked at Louise’s posts but doesn’t she mean her Halloween costume as in her in hospital with wires coming out of her and I assume cupfuls of blood coming out too. That’s the way I read it but haven’t looked at the actual story so could have it all wrong. Sounds like Louise though, total narc.
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Hahaha this makes sense! But really Louise in a hospital gown is just daily attire. The only terrifying thing is if you're a London cabbie with the prospect of having to listen to the back story!
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
We’re back! Hollers loopy, sounding actually mental. From the shop? From the nursery dump? Because it doesn’t feel like they’ve been away. It’s going to be interesting this week you guys because Loops has got PMS and takes steroids. Not the ones Ryan takes, because he clearly does, but NO HE DOESN’T IT’S ALL HARD WORK. Because as Louise is so quick to drop in, it’s not his natural body type AT ALL.

Ryan starts to get serious now and tell us about more of the poor upbringing he received compared to Louise’s. He holidayed in corfu but at the like, normal hotels where they had George Micheal tribute acts and sometimes not even a tennis court and you had to walk down an actual public road to get to the beach. Rough, man.

After some pointless waffle about signet rings Louise begins to lament the fact that she ‘lost’ her own engagement ring but she hasn’t been able to digest it yet. Not sure the Stoma is going to be able to cope with precious mental, Loo.

It was a tough time because it was after her surgery and she had withered away and was bent over and crippled and basically looking like the wicked queen in witch form from the original Snow White but with dirtier hair and nicer clothes. She’d lost two stone in seven days which is almost certainly an exaggeration because no one even loses that much doing Castaway for 7 days and eating only limpets. ANYWAY the upshot was her fingers were SO SKINNY YOU GUYS that her rings ‘all flew off’ and instead of noticing that and trying to see where they’d gone or pick them up like a normal person she just went about her day.

HARSH reality guys, on Friday she spent the day at Disneyland sorry hospital because she was losing blood, even though she could have pushed through, but it’s okay it’s a seasonal thing that only happens in autumn like Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Louise was loving being back in her safe space but it was really hard on Ryan because it was boring in a&e and he decided to carry on with his day. CAN WE THINK OF IT FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE GUYS?! The waiting time is LONG and the chairs are tit and there definitely ain’t no foam on the coffee so he left her there.

There are LESSONS to be learnt here, everyone. Mainly that Louise can’t face up to the fact that she isn’t going to die and no one wants to hear it anymore. But she’s trying to get her life back! Shes the most resilient person in the WORLD, her words! She’s doing a Louise day once a week on a Friday where she rolls around doing sound baths and treats herself to something she loves, so this Friday was a little trip up to the Chelsea and Westminster for a bit of nostalgia. Next Friday might be getting a taxi down to the Kings Road to chew some unsuspecting taxi driver’s ear off about trauma before going home to light a wanky candle and bleat about life being short. Whatever, it’s really good to see a busy working mum take a bit of me time and not be ashamed about it.

Oh and Ryan keeps saying the word ‘tummy’ which is frankly nearly making me throw up my Rioja. He’s not JUDGING it’s just she doesn’t take care of her tummy area because she keeps going to award ceremonies and oh my Christ the waffle I can’t. Apparently they didn’t even used to live you guys because she had to do four Instagram posts A DAY. Might as well have been down a bloody coal mine, they grafted that hard and had no time to enjoy their lives much less their expensive candles. Then they got poor because pregnant Louise couldn’t even qualify for stat maternity because she couldn’t work out the forms so she went without £98 a week for MONTHS.

I’m coming to the end of my tolerance for this absolute shite but I’ll just let you all know, next time you need to make a very important life decision, have this mysterious yet funky masseuse come over to your house and he will be able to guide you into making life changing decisions merely by asking your body what it wants to do. So for example if you are wondering whether to take up a job offer, you can ask your body, and it will guide you. If yes it’ll tell you to move forward, if no move back, if undecided slide to the right, slide to the left, one hop this time, two stomps this time

criss cross…criss cross! everybody clap your hands 💃🏻🕺 🎶
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One of your best ones yet🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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