LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

[Bubble-box]

She’s using her giveaways to try and stay relevant. Because she has no talent whatsoever. There’s only so much of the moodboards and bag posts people can take! Reckon she’ll up the anti on the giveaways now that is the only thing she can offer her audience?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Yep the giveaways started at the beginning of lockdown when the numbers started dropping as her content was abysmal. She did the Chanel bag one prior to lockdown ( and to get to a million followers) and evidently realised it’s worth the financial effort purely for the numbers.
People will always want free stuff , and we all know it’s not indicative of someone supporting whomever is doing the giveaway!

I wonder who sent her over to celebface? I’m going with someone who’s seen her in real life... another “ influencer” perhaps.

 

[Just watching it all]

Her view growth is down -83.2 % in June compared to May and followers down -3.2% June compared to May hence all the giveaways!

 

[Ejo27]

Warped face, hair a disgrace, LornaLuxe's fall from grace

 

[Sarah93]

Warped face, hair a disgrace, LornaLuxe's fall from grace

loveeeeee!

 

[Jasmine]

You need to go back and read from thread 1 for the full scoop but in summary. He works for HSBC in pensions or something and they live in a 2 bed flat on shared grounds ... That’s right, the 18 acres isn’t all their land and the “gardener” is the shared groundsman. The pictures she posts on insta at the front door is also the front door of a whole bunch of other people who live there and the garden is overlooked by all their neighbors who live above them.

Conclusion: They are not rich, please tell all your friends.

Correct!

 

[Its_Me]

Is she implying the 3 Diors were in her lost luggage?

 

[LadyLockdown]

Is she implying the 3 Diors were in her lost luggage?

Yeah... fancy taking all your handbags and acrylic Amalfi lemon tat and then barely stepping foot outside the hotel

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Is she implying the 3 Diors were in her lost luggage?

you’d hope someone who does soooooo much travelling would have great travel insurance.

“I screamed” - was this because you touched it and got a static shock off the polyester?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Is she being proper weird today? I’m guessing no make up tutorials??
Sad thing is I think she’s convinced herself she does actually look like the pictures she posts and she’s merely working her angles.

 

[Rogue1]

Is she implying the 3 Diors were in her lost luggage?

Didn’t she say the case was arriving later in the evening on the day she returned home? Wonder what happened there then!? Ouch losing all 3 at once, tho do you remember the gallant Mr Luxe was going to rush out and replace the one that she’d left in a restaurant had it not turned up! Purchasing three in one go might be a bit of stretch for the old fella tho!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Not really her week is it ???

massive exposé on her fakery AND lost luggage.
If she has to get out of bed before 11am it’s going to be the worst week in history for her!

 

[Ohmydays]

Didn’t she say the case was arriving later in the evening on the day she returned home? Wonder what happened there then!? Ouch losing all 3 at once, tho do you remember the gallant Mr Luxe was going to rush out and replace the one that she’d left in a restaurant had it not turned up! Purchasing three in one go might be a bit of stretch for the old fella tho!

you beat me to it with the Paris story .
Anyone else think she’s now playing the pity me victim storyline as I think @AllAboutTheMayhem predicted . I’d be Fukkin furious if my luggage was lost .. but she is a bit easy come easy go isn’t she !! Spoilt Greedy cow
AND. what’s with that white Chanel it looks smaller than the big chavvy one ?

you’d hope someone who does soooooo much travelling would have great travel insurance.

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“I screamed” - was this because you touched it and got a static shock off the polyester?

I Fukkin pissed myself at his post @Hereforthepictures

 

[Libertine1975]

I'd never put anything in the hold (or even take away with me) something I wouldn't want to lose or be able to replace. I certainly wouldn't put three Dior bags in the hold - I've have taken a bigger carry on bag and put all three in there.

I do feel bad her luggage has gone missing though I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

 

[Chattingaboutgossip]

Has her luggage really gone missing with those three bags in... might she say they were in there on her travel insurance claim...

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Has her luggage really gone missing with those three bags in... might she say they were in there on her travel insurance claim...

Hmm... Initially she did say just delayed and that it was in the country... but how much is true who knows! She pretended she had stopped off for dinner in Paris?!! Not sure anyone believes that.

 

[LadyLockdown]

Ok.... I see what she’s doing....
She’s deleted all of the filtered videos and pics and suddenly we’ve been bombarded with lots of the Ol’ Mahogany pics he’s taken for her In The tit “shoots” from years gone by.

Every trace of the “filtering” has been deleted from her own insta, a bit like how people try to remove elements of history they are uncomfortable with. Don’t confront it, just put it in the bin, so you don’t have to ever speak about it again or heavens forbid, apologise for doing the wrong thing.

As soon as she feels she has appropriately saturated her duped following with her actual face, or closer to reality than what was exposed on CelebFace, she’ll be back doing stories, telling the same old lies. I’d lay money on it.

Hmm... Initially she did say just delayed and that it was in the country... but how much is true who knows! She pretended she had stopped off for dinner in Paris?!! Not sure anyone believes that.

If she was flying into CDG, she’d have at least an hour to get into Paris, if not more depending on traffic. I call bullshit on dinner in Paris. All part of the con.

ETA: And what’s most hilarious is that she’s having to REBRAND to her OWN FACE

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Yep. The beauty of living a lie and having no real friends. Just sweep it under the carpet and pretend there’s been no wrong doing & delete / block anyone who questions you.
It must have always been the elephant in the room when people met her though? If we recall the Rodial “ live” where she had to position herself at that bizarre angle to try and alter her face.. because she looked NOTHING like her filtered pics. She’s limited her own “Success” by not being able to actually do public events or real time / unfiltered videos. Imagine living that life?

 

[Just watching it all]

There are still vids she just hasn't realised yet! I was about to say CDG is sooooo far out of Paris it would be nearly impossible to go to dinner and check back in for a flight back. She's telling lies again, that nose will be growing Lorna

 

[LadyLockdown]

There are still vids she just hasn't realised yet! I was about to say CDG is sooooo far out of Paris it would be nearly impossible to go to dinner and check back in for a flight back. She's telling lies again, that nose will be growing Lorna

Ooooh don’t tell her!!
Last time I flew into CDG (granted before lockdown) it took about an hour and a half to get from CDG to the 14th in a taxi and those guys know what they’re doing, quickest routes etc ...... Of course they could have been getting picked up by their imaginary LUXE helicopter for their imaginary dinner in Paris ...