LornaLuxe #41 Hubby is sick and Loony’s still a prick

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Ha yes, just like that. She claimed to be a ‘plus sized model’

sorry to bring this non-Lorna Luxe issue here but is Alessandra Steinherr completely mental?! Posting a blatantly heavily beauty-filtered IG stories and then adding a caption “no filter - this is what it actually looks like!” Alex Steinherr is so outrageously dishonest about her use of beauty filters. It’s such an insult to our intelligence and does she really believe we can’t detect beauty filters?! When many of us have FaceApp on our phones? Urgh she bugs the crap out of me. If you want to use beauty filters for a confidence boost online, that’s okay but Alex has such a crappy habit of posting heavily filtered content of her face and making a point of saying “I’m not using any filters!” It’s just insane.

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They’ve obviously spent too long in the wooden room where they eat,sleep and watch tv in bed . Who the fukk wants a bed like this one ? Might look sexy with a sprite early 20’s fit person sprinting out of it but Dumpy Mc Stumpy and OMR rolling out of it on all fours 😂😂. Fukkin get real Yawna 😂
Not to mention all her fake tan staining that suede shizzle? Hmm lovely
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Why does is irrationally annoy me watching her put lipstick on?! 🤣
It’s beyond her putting on the lipstick with those giant inflatable things. To me it’s the whole “ set up” scene. Chatting in the old Bentley (absolutely not on her way anywhere) and putting on lipstick. Only to declare everyone is asking what the lipstick is.
She used to sit in the car all dressed up pretending to go places all the time didn’t she ? 😂
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sorry to bring this non-Lorna Luxe issue here but is Alessandra Steinherr completely mental?! Posting a blatantly heavily beauty-filtered IG stories and then adding a caption “no filter - this is what it actually looks like!” Alex Steinherr is so outrageously dishonest about her use of beauty filters. It’s such an insult to our intelligence and does she really believe we can’t detect beauty filters?! When many of us have FaceApp on our phones? Urgh she bugs the crap out of me. If you want to use beauty filters for a confidence boost online, that’s okay but Alex has such a crappy habit of posting heavily filtered content of her face and making a point of saying “I’m not using any filters!” It’s just insane.

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She is proper batshit. I cannot believe the difference in her “ wild” shots and her natural pictures. That live the other day was hilarious. I didn’t recognise Alex?!! I was like who the duck is this random that Lorna is chatting to. There’s no woman at all that is 40+ and doesn’t have one line or mark or blemish, wrinkle or whatever. Even with Botox, fillers, surgery whatever.
They seem to forget that we see influencers that REALLY don’t use filters, and even if someone is blessed with beautiful skin, you still see SKIN!!!!
I also think that both her and Lorna do this close up gurning in the camera to try and further convince “us” that they aren’t using filters. We all know what’s available and you can record videos with filters, or edit videos resulting in a new shaped face. It’s bonkers and even more appalling given they both flog beauty products.

Tbh I’m sure Lorna hangs out with her as lorna’s chin looks small in comparison to hers, and that’s saying something.
Both absolutely whacko.
 
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sorry to bring this non-Lorna Luxe issue here but is Alessandra Steinherr completely mental?! Posting a blatantly heavily beauty-filtered IG stories and then adding a caption “no filter - this is what it actually looks like!” Alex Steinherr is so outrageously dishonest about her use of beauty filters. It’s such an insult to our intelligence and does she really believe we can’t detect beauty filters?! When many of us have FaceApp on our phones? Urgh she bugs the crap out of me. If you want to use beauty filters for a confidence boost online, that’s okay but Alex has such a crappy habit of posting heavily filtered content of her face and making a point of saying “I’m not using any filters!” It’s just insane.

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Alex has her own page which is very active! You may get a better response on there.
 
Just read your scathing attack from dec 22 on these 2 that are strangers to you. Just imagine whilst you were spouting your hate from you flat or terraced house, johns mum lay dying and he received a cancer diagnoses. I wonder why you spend time watching an criticising? Is it because you are damaged? Bored? Broke? Jealous? Fat? Ugly? Desperately unhappy? I hope you have a dearly loved on receive a cancer diagnoses one day so you can experience it for real. Truth is you’re likely alone.
Yet here you are attacking someone who is a stranger to you 🤔
 
Just read your scathing attack from dec 22 on these 2 that are strangers to you. Just imagine whilst you were spouting your hate from you flat or terraced house, johns mum lay dying and he received a cancer diagnoses. I wonder why you spend time watching an criticising? Is it because you are damaged? Bored? Broke? Jealous? Fat? Ugly? Desperately unhappy? I hope you have a dearly loved on receive a cancer diagnoses one day so you can experience it for real. Truth is you’re likely alone.

But they are not strangers are they? They are 2 people in the public domain selling their lives for pay. John actually retired from his job to do just that. Thats now his profession on LinkedIn. He could never of been seen like many husbands but he chose to profit with free holidays, gifts, nights out etc.

If theres any criticism here its Lorna Andrews currently monetising her husband’s illness which is actually the damaged part in all this… lets take the hate away please - we are all allowed our view! We all feel very sorry for John being ill and subjected to this circus by his wife.

Also why does it matter where anyone lives? I mean the Luxes live in a 2 bed flat so not sure where that judgement is coming from 🤷
 
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Just read your scathing attack from dec 22 on these 2 that are strangers to you. Just imagine whilst you were spouting your hate from you flat or terraced house, johns mum lay dying and he received a cancer diagnoses. I wonder why you spend time watching an criticising? Is it because you are damaged? Bored? Broke? Jealous? Fat? Ugly? Desperately unhappy? I hope you have a dearly loved on receive a cancer diagnoses one day so you can experience it for real. Truth is you’re likely alone.
Oh hello there Shannon 👋👋 welcome to the Lorna luxe tattle thread. Why are you here if you’re sending messages like that? How dare you insinuate that people who live in flats or terraced houses are unhappy! And how dare you wish someone a cancer diagnosis (yes that’s how you spell it…)

We welcome everyone but not those who abuse.
 
Oh hello there Shannon 👋👋 welcome to the Lorna luxe tattle thread. Why are you here if you’re sending messages like that? How dare you insinuate that people who live in flats or terraced houses are unhappy! And how dare you wish someone a cancer diagnosis (yes that’s how you spell it…)

We welcome everyone but not those who abuse.

Well they soon left, whoever they are that level of abuse is never acceptable. We get these rogue posters from time to time, they never learn. Let’s move on.

Yawna is moving into very dodgy territory - emotional selling when you know the effect it will have on your audience to gain sales is unethical. She’s such a scammer - cancer update then oh AD AD AD

Poor John
 
I live in a flat AND I have cancer. I’ll get my (frankie shop) coat 🤣
And one of the funniest, articulate, literate TitS we have on here. ❤️
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Well they soon left, whoever they are that level of abuse is never acceptable. We get these rogue posters from time to time, they never learn. Let’s move on.

Yawna is moving into very dodgy territory - emotional selling when you know the effect it will have on your audience to gain sales is unethical. She’s such a scammer - cancer update then oh AD AD AD

Poor John

I wonder what the rationale behind this is? In her mind ? Husband having chemo, she’s flogging the same tit, yet doesn’t really need to given her relentless spending/ the massive (alleged) earnings… so why? Why not take some time off? It’s bizarrre. When my husband had chemo it was absolutely bleeping awful. I cannot imagine a world where I would have ever behaved like Lorna. But I guess Lorna just needs that attention & John knows that.
 
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Has Shannon the one post wonder left the building ? Funny how they never hang around after their Fukkin outbursts.
Binge watching Bridgerton with the Raisin ?? Wasn’t she embarrassed to watch it 1st time round with him. ?
Fashion SOS Q&A how I Fukkin laughed .
You won’t be wearing those 3 dresses out dancing anytime in the near future love with your Ol man’s immune system shot to fukk .
Good God she’s round the bleeding Fukkin bend . As @AllAboutTheMayhem says why hasn’t she taken some Fukkin time off . TBH she’s raked in enough deceitful ££££, free trips, clothes etc.over the last year alone . Must have a tit load of £ in the bank . She must have enough Fukkin gifted beauty products in the cellar to last her a life time and her hair always looks shite despite fok and stuck on rats tails . She wears the same Ol outfits .. yeah oversized blazer blah blah blah ….am I being scathing ?
 

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