LornaLuxe #4 Acrylic nappy sales gone through the roof, thanks to LL’s colossal camel hoof

[Rogue1]

100% This is what I was thinking that she doesn’t actually realise there is such a huge difference in filtered and unfiltered versions. It’s like the tan, the hair, the teeth, she just doesn’t see what we see.

I look bloody INCREDIBLE when I use the black and white filter on snapchat! It slims my face to at least a stone lighter, it enlarges and brightens my eyes & lips, it whitens my teeth and smooths all the imperfections from my skin. If I looked at myself using that filter every time I looked at myself on my phone (which Lorna does incessantly day in and day out) then absolutely, she has convinced herself that that is what she looks like!

 

[Ohmydays]

She does talk a load of shite ... she’s just said she can’t put make up on today Cos the weather is so nice !!!!? The Fukkin weather has been mostly sunny during lockdown and you’ve bored us shitless everyday with your make up ‘tutorials ‘ !!! She must have a brain the size of a goldfish !!! I’m so glad she told us they’d had strawberries this morning

I got blocked from her stories after been called “normal people” for working for the nhs and her been extremely rude to me. She’s a disgrace. Iv sent screenshots the the owner of in the style. She doesn’t deserve a collab when she treats her fans like shite.

Let us know if you hear from ITS .. I wouldn’t hold your breath

100% This is what I was thinking that she doesn’t actually realise there is such a huge difference in filtered and unfiltered versions. It’s like the tan, the hair, the teeth, she just doesn’t see what we see.

Wonder if the same goes for when she looks at the OAP !!

 

[Its_Me]

I look bloody INCREDIBLE when I use the black and white filter on snapchat! It slims my face to at least a stone lighter, it enlarges and brightens my eyes & lips, it whitens my teeth and smooths all the imperfections from my skin. If I looked at myself using that filter every time I looked at myself on my phone (which Lorna does incessantly day in and day out) then absolutely, she has convinced herself that that is what she looks like!

I hate myself with filters I look like an alien

 

[Their all fake and greedy]

Shame we couldn't just filter the fuckers away

 

[Justapeek]

First post for me, long time lurker sorry!

aghh her skincare knowledge is awful!

 

[Its_Me]

Has she put an acrylic shorts set on to sit in the garden!? She’ll be up in flames!

 

[pink_norris]

Afternoon ladies, I've flicked through a lot of her stories, I couldn't listen to all that tit again, a friend (another blagger, she doesn't have friends) getting her a code from another cosmetic company, shouldn't we be grateful.

Didn't know the name for a baby lion, she really is thick, and that OK Corale thing she'e not buying that they are giving her one to give away, oh lets buy the acrylic the irony of it ☀

There must be a real conflict of interest with all the beauty brands she is flogging, and a lack of tagging with ad's, gifts, ITS floggings. She needs reporting, actually I might do that - I feel the need, need for speed ✈ (any Top Gun fans )


FYI - whispering Angel is doing the blagger rounds, seen it everywhere now.

 

[Their all fake and greedy]

Has she put an acrylic shorts set on to sit in the garden!? She’ll be up in flames!

Will be like bonfire of the vanities !

 

[InAweNoMore]

Good morning Ladies! Finally caught up on previous threads last night as my bed time stories lol. Obvs, I’m in a diff time zone.
Seems like she STILL has a mental thing “delu... grandeur” and living inside it. Mind boggling that the seemingly honest opinions on products are presented with seemingly dishonest self portrayal. Going to work now... carry on ladies

 

[Bellsandbuttercup]

Oh wow another shocker!
Was under the impression otherwise, due to a few story chats about their gardener, etc?!?!

When I discovered this thread a few weeks back I read through all the posts by @Jasmine I can’t recommend it enough! I was in total shock the whole time

 

[Ohmydays]

I hate myself with filters I look like an alien

. I’ve really gotta up my filters game ... I don’t even know where they are let alone how to use them !!!! I get Fukkin scared enough when The cameras turned round on my phone and I see myself ... .

 

[LadyLockdown]

. I’ve really gotta up my filters game ... I don’t even know where they are let alone how to use them !!!! I get Fukkin scared enough when The cameras turned round on my phone and I see myself ... .

i have absolutely zero idea on filters. I really only realized she was using them when I found this place

A couple of years ago I messed about with one on Facebook I think - the one that makes your mouth go reeeeeeally big. That one was bloody hilarious! Maybe I should go back to using it and in years to come I’ll believe thats just the way my mouth is

 

[Rogue1]

I hate myself with filters I look like an alien

As does Lorna!!

 

[Its_Me]

I don’t know what she uses but the ones on Instagram/Snapchat make your face smaller and eyes more doe-like. When you’ve already got what I guess is a small face and big eyes, you end up looking like an alien I like how it smooths my skin but still looks weird because no one has skin that smooth.

 

[LadyLockdown]

As does Lorna!!

To be fair I think most people do - it’s that whole chin narrowing thing making your eyes look bigger. I’ve actually thought it about a couple of others now my eyes have been opened!

 

[Its_Me]

As does Lorna!!

True! I don’t think what she uses is a basic Instagram filter though is it?

 

[LadyLockdown]

I don’t know what she uses but the ones on Instagram/Snapchat make your face smaller and eyes more doe-like. When you’ve already got what I guess is a small face and big eyes, you end up looking like an alien I like how it smooths my skin but still looks weird because no one has skin that smooth.

Agree but after years of filter abuse some people might start to think they have skin that smooth though

 

[pink_norris]

I don't know what she uses yet, I did a search and I was astonished how many beauty vloggers use them. There is a vid on YouTube exposing the filter, it's really good watch. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[LadyLockdown]

I don't know what she uses yet, I did a search and I was astonished how many beauty vloggers use them. There is a vid on YouTube exposing the filter, it's really good watch. I'll see if I can find it.

I’d be dead interested in seeing this. The quick review of filters I find on Instagram are just of hippy sunglasses or love hearts on your cheeks and fun stuff like that. Do they have to buy them?

 

[Ohmydays]

Afternoon ladies, I've flicked through a lot of her stories, I couldn't listen to all that tit again, a friend (another blagger, she doesn't have friends) getting her a code from another cosmetic company, shouldn't we be grateful.

Didn't know the name for a baby lion, she really is thick, and that OK Corale thing she'e not buying that they are giving her one to give away, oh lets buy the acrylic the irony of it ☀

There must be a real conflict of interest with all the beauty brands she is flogging, and a lack of tagging with ad's, gifts, ITS floggings. She needs reporting, actually I might do that - I feel the need, need for speed ✈ (any Top Gun fans )


FYI - whispering Angel is doing the blagger rounds, seen it everywhere now.

Confused the hell out of me when she said
‘ OAP oops. John would probably pick the giveaway winner tomorrow even though I said Monday .. Monday is different for everybody so he’ll choose the winner tomorrow ....’
WTF ???
Then .... ‘ I haven’t bought the Dyson yet as the winner might be abroad .. I suppose I could buy it and include an adapter’.
You’ve only got to wait until tomorrow calm down ..
‘I love putting smiles on people’s faces must be the Leo in me’
Bet the OAP wasn’t smiling when you were off with your fancy man