LornaLuxe #38 Dumped by In The S***, show us your real kitchen you stupid tit

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Have been away so catching up but if she is renting in London next month why is she joining a gym locally to Horsham?
You just know she’s the type to have every excuse in the book. She will be peri menopausal soon (if not already) so it would do her good to get in the gym as the peri thing can get quite bleak.
John might as well just shoot himself in the head right now
 
Messaged her about her hair and she replied saying that she NEVER curls it under towards er face ?…
Maybe she really is that thick and just doesn’t understand.

Hair clearly curled towards her face. And the glitching on the chin is next level today.

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Ok, so I haven’t commented on a Lorna thread in forever (because I did just ditch her completely for a while, but then my nosiness got the better of me and I just had to know if she was still as much of a disaster, and lol, yes 😂😂), but I had to pop back onto say that 131 is owned by Julian Dunkerton and Jade Holland Cooper, right? Lorna blocked me ages ago, so I can’t see her stories, but please tell me she’s not trying to worm her way in with the country set, because that would be bleeping HILARIOUS.
 
Messaged her about her hair and she replied saying that she NEVER curls it under towards er face ?…

she doesn’t understand a simple question😂. I mean her hair is now taking on a life force of it’s own and twisted into a completely different direction. Yup course it does 😂😂

more chin hiding, doesn’t Saggy balls always go with her to events??

Ok, so I haven’t commented on a Lorna thread in forever (because I did just ditch her completely for a while, but then my nosiness got the better of me and I just had to know if she was still as much of a disaster, and lol, yes 😂😂), but I had to pop back onto say that 131 is owned by Julian Dunkerton and Jade Holland Cooper, right? Lorna blocked me ages ago, so I can’t see her stories, but please tell me she’s not trying to worm her way in with the country set, because that would be bleeping HILARIOUS.

Julia Dunkerton owns Superdry (used to then they pushed him out and now he is back) and she has done stuff for them in the past so there could be something there. But Yawna doing Holland Cooper can’t see if at all, they already use FROW Victoria quite heavily for key collections
 

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Julia Dunkerton owns Superdry (used to then they pushed him out and now he is back) and she has done stuff for them in the past so there could be something there. But Yawna doing Holland Cooper can’t see if at all, they already use FROW Victoria quite heavily for key collections

Ah, yes, of course he does. JHC wouldn’t give a stuff about her, but it’s funny imagining Loona sniffing about, looking for an in (because Superdry isn’t very “Cotswolds”), and I can imagine her being that desperate 😂
 
Lorna on a bike!!! Spot the difference to win a ITS crimoline wedding guest dress of your choice (now all at least 50% off)

We dont even need to search for in the wild shots anymore - this is the best pic she had to go on her stories from tonight Penhaligon ‘press date’ with ol’ saggy balls…
 

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Lorna on a bike!!! Spot the difference to win a ITS crimoline wedding guest dress of your choice (now all at least 50% off)

We dont even need to search for in the wild shots anymore - this is the best pic she had to go on her stories from tonight Penhaligon ‘press date’ with ol’ saggy balls…

this isn’t on her stories any more!

My bad sorry it is. Maybe it was in my wildest dreams that she’d deleted that
 
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