LornaLuxe #3 Lady of the manor in a two bed flat

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I’ve recently started following her and today was the first time I bothered to watch her stories and I can’t believe the difference from her photos to what she actually looks like! 😮
How old is she? She looks a lot older in her stories then she does in her photos and for some reason I never imagined her to sound like she does lol
 
I’ve recently started following her and today was the first time I bothered to watch her stories and I can’t believe the difference from her photos to what she actually looks like! 😮
How old is she? She looks a lot older in her stories then she does in her photos and for some reason I never imagined her to sound like she does lol

Welcome to the club darling, its for exclusive members only....

I had the same confusion when I first started following her after only seeing the grid then the story hit me full in the face and I didn’t even know what was going on!!!!

Have stories perhaps (hopefully) signified the slow demise of the influencer world? I hope so.

I’ve recently started following her and today was the first time I bothered to watch her stories and I can’t believe the difference from her photos to what she actually looks like! 😮
How old is she? She looks a lot older in her stories then she does in her photos and for some reason I never imagined her to sound like she does lol

And she’s 37, going on 38
 
I wish someone would pull her up regarding her tit content & stories. I admit I’m too much of a coward & I don’t want to be blocked. That’s why I’m on here so I can rant!!
Welcome to the club darling, its for exclusive members only....

I had the same confusion when I first started following her after only seeing the grid then the story hit me full in the face and I didn’t even know what was going on!!!!

Have stories perhaps (hopefully) signified the slow demise of the influencer world? I hope so.

And she’s 37, going on 38
I’ve followed LL for ages . Way before stories .. hence my
Welcome to the club darling, its for exclusive members only....

I had the same confusion when I first started following her after only seeing the grid then the story hit me full in the face and I didn’t even know what was going on!!!!

Have stories perhaps (hopefully) signified the slow demise of the influencer world? I hope so.



And she’s 37, going on 38
I’ve followed her for ages .. way before stories .. hence my malevolent posts about her !!! She’s a vile selfish fake liar .. hopefully she’ll be found out as such during these troubled times !!🙄
 
Ew, these are horrible - no wonder her toes look all squashed and weird out of shoes when she wears stuff like this.
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She stays up late drinking and chatting to her fake pals not answering questions; I know this for a fact off the back of following others

You guys have literally gone soft over this stretch mark thing. Stretch marks are trendy now; no one edits them out, if you look at high fashion magazines the ‘tiger lines’ are visible. I’ve never been over or under weight in my life but I’m full of stretch marks after a catastrophic puberty bloom.

Edit; just mean that stretch marks are so normal and don’t really signify a particular thing other than being a woman x

Jeez, I wish someone would hurry up & make cellulite trendy! 🤣
 
She tries to do too high fashion/Carrie B style, Plus Essex glamour, Plus third world country made in a sweat box. It hurts my soul that people think she’s some kind of fashion queen.

Girls who've treked in from the home counties to go shopping down Oxford Street probably see her neutral~ palette as refined & genuinely see her as someone worth emulating. It's why her ITS range did so well & will probs continue to tbh.

The last time I had to endure an influx (sadly work nearby) was Christmas and this style of flammable coat, or the awful hand muff version of it, was vv popular. The alphas in the pack had already levelled up to camel wool coats tho, very LL.

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Girls who've treked in from the home counties to go shopping down Oxford Street probably see her neutral~ palette as refined & genuinely see her as someone worth emulating. It's why her ITS range did so well & will probs continue to tbh.

The last time I had to endure an influx (sadly work nearby) was Christmas and this style of flammable coat, or the awful hand muff version of it, was vv popular. The alphas in the pack had already levelled up to camel wool coats tho, very LL.

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imagine how I feel living nearby 🥴
 
I wish someone would pull her up regarding her tit content & stories. I admit I’m too much of a coward & I don’t want to be blocked. That’s why I’m on here so I can rant!!


We all have and either she tried to publicly humiliate (which made her look a right twit), sent rude messages, lied to and we've all been blocked. It's your turn LOL

Nearly all women have stretch marks, it's not a big deal, she's has nothing else to talk about, just trying to gain sympathy as she has nothing else to gain and a lot to loose.

Can she do a instagram LIVE I'd watch that, we'd all watch that with wine :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
FFS. I’ve just caught up on yesterday’s stories !! She honestly thinks she’s some sort of super hero with all these giveaways that are ‘ coming out of her own pocket’ !!!! There was no NEED for her to say that TBH her followers only want the gift ... BUT she has to say it if only to receive the Glory and envy of her ‘Luxe’ empty life .. SERIOUSLY she doesnt do anything for nothing !!! She’s boring the tits off us with her daily make up & hair stories but at the same time probably making £££££ out if it and her #Ads and #gifted crap ... I don’t understand how someone so vain vacuous and lazy gets so adored .. the worlds gone mad !!

So she’s posted the stretch mark video on her actual IG grid now... of course, people are telling her she is an inspiration and beautiful etc for showing off her stretch marks, she knows exactly what she is doing the sneaky old hag!! Ahhh! Makes me so mad 😡
I forgot about the stretch marks 😡😡. Dont forget hers are ‘pretty and silvery’ not red and ugly !! Ffs I bet if we zoom in on her acrylic nappy pics they would be there ! 😡😡
 
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FFS. I’ve just caught up on yesterday’s stories !! She honestly thinks she’s some sort of super hero with all these giveaways that are ‘ coming out of her own pocket’ !!!! There was no NEED for her to say that TBH her followers only want the gift ... BUT she has to say it if only to receive the Glory and envy of her ‘Luxe’ empty life .. SERIOUSLY she doesnt do anything for nothing !!! She’s boring the tits off us with her daily make up & hair stories but at the same time probably making £££££ out if it and her #Ads and #gifted crap ... I don’t understand how someone so vain vacuous and lazy gets so adored .. the worlds gone mad !!

Totally agree with you. I can only think people don't want to believe the truth, most of those that comment are just Instagamers trying to scrape an audience and will say anything to get engagement/follows.

It's like you really want to find out how a magic trick is done, you find out and it's a huge let down, totally banal.
 
Because I'm bored.....here you go 2 years ago, London Fashion Week promoting and she is dressed like this, total mess, looks in her forties :oops:



What is also
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interesting the two girls she is with,

Left - Ellie Catliff - mid range influencer (but currently looks unwell on her insta)
Middle - LL looking like she is running to the shops for a pint of milk
Right - Bonnie Rakhit - fashion editor, tv travel expert, Evening Standard top 10 influencer


LL is not friends with either and they are not following her. Surprisingly she is not friends with Bonnie with her contacts 🤔
 
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