Lorna luxe #47 Spud U Don’t Like

[LittleBirdie]

Defo something different, she didn’t have those bumps a few days ago… I’m not sure what type of filler or procedure gives that look

I think she’s had marionette line filler. I don’t think she actually had any lines to fill there though personally but maybe it was to treat a downturned smile.

 

[henriettadubois2]

Silly twats, you’re not supposed to take pics at the Groucho.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So she’s off to one of the Brits parties with whichever gakked up gay is this week’s ‘bestie’
Don’t want to get your hopes up TiTs but I wonder if it’s the same one I’m going to?

 

[henriettadubois2]

Forget actual schlebs @annabelle_bronstein PLEASE meet ole Lorna out tonight. I beg you!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Forget actual schlebs @annabelle_bronstein PLEASE meet ole Lorna out tonight. I beg you!

I am on going to be on HIGH ALERT

 

[LittleBirdie]

So she’s off to one of the Brits parties with whichever gakked up gay is this week’s ‘bestie’
Don’t want to get your hopes up TiTs but I wonder if it’s the same one I’m going to?

I’ve been offered two new jobs this week and this is still the greatest thing I’ve heard this year. Manifesting HARD for this.

 

[pink_norris]

@annabelle_bronstein just look for the Max Wall impersonator

What the duck is going on with the saggy crotch

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s still talking shite .. so to more or less quote Yawna … her IG said. ‘that year ago they felt despair .. now neither of them will take anything for granted ever again !! Ok. So He’s got a room upgrade to sit in alone so she can go out and enjoy freebies at the Brits ..oh but it’s all ok cos they had a date night . For an hour !! before she went out in her ill fitting leggings that needed hitching up round her dodgy looking fanny ! . Poor cancer survivor John gets to sit indoors on his own . Omg I’ve just seen this last pic .. I think I’d rather sit in my hotel room than be seen out with her and her bestie in his silver pants and her with that WOS label on the sleeve of her Ill fitting blazer .. what a pair of clowns

 

[Same stuff different day]

She’s still talking shite .. so to more or less quote Yawna … her IG said. ‘that year ago they felt despair .. now neither of them will take anything for granted ever again !! Ok. So He’s got a room upgrade to sit in alone so she can go out and enjoy freebies at the Brits ..oh but it’s all ok cos they had a date night . For an hour !! before she went out in her ill fitting leggings that needed hitching up round her dodgy looking fanny ! . Poor cancer survivor John gets to sit indoors on his own . Omg I’ve just seen this last pic .. I think I’d rather sit in my hotel room than be seen out with her and her bestie in his silver pants and her with that WOS label on the sleeve of her Ill fitting blazer .. what a pair of clowns

She looks so cheap and plastic and whomever did her last round of tox did too much in her forehead.
Elegent and luxe are clothes that FIT. Doesn’t she bang on about tailoring every so often? That jacket ffs. Had she not learned from watching her train wreck of a house tour show? The blazer makes her look square.
How is that luxe????

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

If @annabelle_bronstein is out they won’t be hard to miss! The Dahmer-luxe combo is quite the spectacle.
They look like a pair of melted wellies.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Argh sorry my dear TiTs, I was at a different (cooler) event and I didn’t get the chance to clock the ragged ‘stennies or the supermodel weird stance… but we live to see another day

 

[Uraveragehun]

Out of all the things she could have worn to a brits party (you’d at least try and make an effort surely?!) she chooses ITS bleeping pleather baggy leggings, crop top and blazer that drowns her.
her outfit screams lack of body confidence, like she’s hiding behind this oversized boxy curtain.
Too busy trying to promote her shite brand instead of caring about how she actually looks

 

[straighttothecomments]

It looks like her feet are bleeding in that full length picture

 

[styleoversubstance]

“This is my bestie”

Literally never mentioned him until 12 months ago…

Now thats tragic…imagine having (one of your) your agency owners having to pretend to be your best mate

Also just looked on his Insta - comedy character Clem Fandango from Toast of London springs to mind.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

“This is my bestie”

Literally never mentioned him until 12 months ago…

Now thats tragic…imagine having (one of your) your agency owners having to pretend to be your best mate

Also just looked on his Insta - comedy character Clem Fandango from Toast of London springs to mind.

I thought same. Had we even ever seen this predatory Jeff Dahmer before last year?
isn’t Nicole her bestie?

truth isShe only has gay mates because old John is insecure because she put it about a bit and she can’t have female mates because she’s too jealous of other women.

 

[Ohmydays]

It looks like her feet are bleeding in that full length picture

I thought that too .. they look like the most uncomfortable shoes ever ! All that sweaty plastic sucking at your skin

 

[de beauvoir]

She just looks so cheap how do people go to her for style inspiration? That blazer looks so cheap.

The way she dresses reminds me of Sharon from eastenders. Boxy up top with skinny legs.
Wish she would wear things that balance her out better.

 

[Its_Me]

Sure you did

 

[Aha]

She just looks so cheap how do people go to her for style inspiration? That blazer looks so cheap.

The way she dresses reminds me of Sharon from eastenders. Boxy up top with skinny legs.
Wish she would wear things that balance her out better.

I used to work with a woman who had this shape, she used to call herself 'big bird'

 

[styleoversubstance]

Sure you did

Hes got jeans on in bed… Hes such a simp :

“Get in that bed John I need to take a photo to pretend we sleep together…”
“Yes princess” sadly pulls cover over one leg

Love the photoshop fail on his ears too. Shes Facetuning him to death.