Lorna Luxe #45 Luxe where? Luxe who? Luxe how?

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SGE32 said:
They are literally backed on to by normal family houses. I can just imagine the neighbours kids kicking their footballs over into the black pond 🤣

P.S where is her chin in this programme? Her face goes straight into her neck!

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Shared exactly the same image and remain stunned by it. How on earth anyone justified that price is beyond me - does anyone know what the new builds around it went for? I’d be surprised if it was much more than £0.5mil, so a quarter of the car park?

Also thank you for sharing the floor plan - it really highlights how much of the home has been compromised for the ridiculous kitchen space. It’s not intended for human habitation. Even the green goo on the stairs is warning them to evacuate!
 
I’m catching up on Celebrity Hones and a few points have sprung to mind…

1. Lorna has a drink problem. This has become more evident on this show as well as on her socials. It shows in her face & is spoken about a lot on the show.

2. She’s easy a size 12. There’s nothing wrong with a size 12- nothing. But she alters her online profile so much to make herself look slimmer- face / body. It’s embarrassing & deceiving. She should own her size!

3. I think she should have those extensions out and her hair cut into a short bob. Her hair is in terrible condition and would look much better shorter and neater.

4. She cracks on she loves a bargain and is thrifty with money. Bullshit. She’s obsessed with money and spends 1000’s on garish clothes, furniture and bags. She’s not relatable and never will be. Spoilt is the world.

5. I thought they met on a flight? Yet she said they met in Brighton… maybe I have this wrong…

6. The house reminds me of a block offices on an industrial estate. It doesn’t look lived in, looks cold and not homely at all. Too big for 2 people.

7. Perfume on the tables in the cinema… WTF?

8. What the hell she wearing? The blazer gave me 90s Grandad picking up his pension vibes and those boots looked like they cost about £10 from Wynsors shoes.
 
auntclara said:
5. I thought they met on a flight? Yet she said they met in Brighton… maybe I have this wrong…
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I don’t know if she has ever said this the only story I ever remember is she said his friend was on her flight and then introduced them on a night out a few days later. But that’s not what she said on the show she said she saw him in a bar as if it was an eyes met across the room type situation so clearly can’t get her story straight after 11 years of marriage either way. And they didn’t buy a house together 3 months after they met. John bought the flat and she moved in.

Was weird how she said about the perfumes you know when people buy you for Christmas and stuff and we just keep them. In other words we don’t use them so we’ve chucked them on the cinema room tables for everyone else to douse themselves in.

I can’t get over how puffy her face was but yeh the booze will do that!

She was winding me up saying ‘Ouse but then pronounced other words properly so clearly put on and doing her best I don’t cook or know how to use anything in the house act 🙄

I wish I got a pic on the green on the stairs (funny she’s never shown that on Instagram or TikTok!) but I watched on my phone and tried to take screenshots but they just came out as blank screen.
 
auntclara said:
She cracks on she loves a bargain and is thrifty with money. Bullshit. She’s obsessed with money
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Agree completely, think she was backed into that narrative though just because the house is SO barren so it’s not as if she can trick Abbey/cameras in the way she can trick Insta viewers. I was really surprised she admitted they’re doing it little by little because of money.

By comparison Jo’s home is what a home should be like - bits and pieces from travels, friends, jobs (loosely defined lol but Jo’s photographs!) which is what people with a lovely full life are lucky enough to acquire. These two have prioritised a few Chanel bags & some shoes above everything else and he’s now unwell and entering retirement in a prison cell having spent most of his free time sitting about in shops and outside restaurants 🫤
 
the blazer she wore on TV showed absolutely nothing of her figure. She must have no self confidence. Surely
Nancy Knows said:
Just watched it. She’s fat.

I don’t care for the house - just a box, no character but I’m loving how tub tub tubby she is.

Sorry Tattle fam don’t hate me but that’s the first thing I noticed…..
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Why do you love how ”tubby” she is? It just highlighted to me how insecure she is.
 
I finally got round to watching it 😅
So many digs from Abbey about the house….
Admiring the thatched cottages onroute, saying how much she loves older properties, new places have no character, what a masculine house this is! I can’t believe a woman lives here! then saying that the main bit of the house is like a hotel lobby 🤣
Lorna: “I’ve no idea why it’s called ghost house”… promptly goes on to explain why it is called ghost house 🤦🏻‍♀️
Feel very grown up owning a hot tap 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️ (next thread title?! 🤣)
The easel made an appearance!! 🤣
The perfumes in the cinema are just so so weird!
I assumed you guys were hamming things up about the steps, because who the hell has moss growing inside their house unless it’s one of those news pieces about landlords and councils not doing essential maintenance on their property and families having no other choice but to live in these terrible conditions…. However, that is one fluorescent green, healthy, algae culture going on there!! I’m stunned!
Did that hob top only have one ring?
No mention that she has her own clothing label or did I miss it?
Absolutely no personal items of John’s in the house… does he definitely live there?!

Gosh Jo ooses cool 😎 defo not into aliens 👽 but that alien wallpaper is amazing!
 
lucie_Lu said:
I finally got round to watching it 😅
So many digs from Abbey about the house….
Admiring the thatched cottages onroute, saying how much she loves older properties, new places have no character, what a masculine house this is! I can’t believe a woman lives here! then saying that the main bit of the house is like a hotel lobby 🤣
Lorna: “I’ve no idea why it’s called ghost house”… promptly goes on to explain why it is called ghost house 🤦🏻‍♀️
Feel very grown up owning a hot tap 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️ (next thread title?! 🤣)
The easel made an appearance!! 🤣
The perfumes in the cinema are just so so weird!
I assumed you guys were hamming things up about the steps, because who the hell has moss growing inside their house unless it’s one of those news pieces about landlords and councils not doing essential maintenance on their property and families having no other choice but to live in these terrible conditions…. However, that is one fluorescent green, healthy, algae culture going on there!! I’m stunned!
Did that hob top only have one ring?
No mention that she has her own clothing label or did I miss it?
Absolutely no personal items of John’s in the house… does he definitely live there?!

Gosh Jo ooses cool 😎 defo not into aliens 👽 but that alien wallpaper is amazing!
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The easel was fine in the flat but looks tit in the "guest room" which generally looked tit cos the furniture didn't go in the surroundings -same goes for the sheep & the sofas!

Abbey definitely wasnt a fan she made that obvious but also said the right things for TV

I hadn't realised until I watched the show how are odd the kitchen is - no fridge etc but lets be real here nothing gets cooked in there! There was just so much that was tit & looking at the other celebrity homes it made.me wonder why she was even featured she's not a celebrity that people will have heard of! Everyone else has a story to tell aboit there home but she had nothing
 
Bezzzz said:
It was the opposite of Lux, it was a brown mess … shapeless and way way too big for her. This the fashion influencer looked awful. I don’t remember anything other than the brown blazer. Ffs, just wear that crappy Gucci thing. 😖 scarlet for her
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Darest I speak the words that she mostly looked better in her ITS clothing?! I mean blue & white milk maid get up aside, (and the time she had that line of different coloured cycling shorts) I’m sure most of her ITS stuff looked better than what she wore for the tv show 🙈
 
I got round to watching yesterday
The hair, the jacket, the face, the fridge, the house… awful!

I don’t understand why she has chosen to lift the lid on the true reality, which is completely different to what she wants her followers to see.

And I also agree she looked better in her ITS shite!

I think your time is up Loony. Spend some precious time with John, put him first and…. put your phone down.
 
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