Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Côte in Brighton? Not some posh expensive restaurant in London? On a Sunday?! Is she quite well??

 

[pink_norris]

Yeah slumming it, see menu. No London hotel freebie then, that accounts for the bottle of wine for one

 

[CoraSP]

You'd think she'd at least head to Browns or The Ivy, or The Victoria Lounge\grill at The Grand but no. She's so predictable.

 

[Wess39]

Why is she sitting, with her foot on the seat, like a teenager would do!!! Which other people have to sit on, bloody tit. Does she think it’s cool, my bloody 11 year old granddaughter knows better than to put dirty shoes on a seat. I absolutely despair, she’s like bloody Peter Pan, or rather the female version. x

 

[miss trixie]

Why is she sitting, with her foot on the seat, like a teenager would do!!! Which other people have to sit on, bloody tit. Does she think it’s cool, my bloody 11 year old granddaughter knows better than to put dirty shoes on a seat. I absolutely despair, she’s like bloody Peter Pan, or rather the female version. x

I also noticed that - filthy habit. I was taught never to do that as a child. This is her usual MO though. What I also found stomach-turning is the fact that she'll have been sitting with legs wide open, in a public place FFS. How revolting. Who said "Breathe it all in, luxe it all out"? Oh yes, she did. Utter moron.

 

[henriettadubois]

Soo many great independent restaurants in Brighton, nah a mid range chain…so luxe!

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Sweet dreams, Tits

 

[straighttothecomments]

Sweet dreams, Tits

Is she the biggest catfish on insta?

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Yay welcome to the club, we don’t block anyone here regardless of you views

Don’t forget to unfollow her she doesn’t deserve your follow.

Most here have been blocked for nothing more than being polite, she’s a bitch troll with a crusty tan and handbags as her friends

Handbags as friends looool #dead

 

[MadameS]

Handbags as friends looool #dead

You just know she talks to them like they’re all Wilson, except you probably won’t ever see a bloody handprint with eyes on any of them

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Lorna Luxe #29 Marbs was a bit of a letdown, All the designer birthdays gifts are still to be found.

 

[Hanna21]

The lips...

Bobble head + everything on the wonk

You just know she talks to them like they’re all Wilson, except you probably won’t ever see a bloody handprint with eyes on any of them

But maybe a fake tan hand print

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Lorna Luxe #29 Ilysm, Buy me stuff just don’t touch [me] Mr Luxe

 

[Ohmydays]

Seriously !!!!!! . I thought it was the dog that was blind not her !! WHAT THE FUKK does she look like !!!!!!!!! It’s Fukkin hilarious absolutely fukk all is nice about this LOOK! …she’s trying far too hard and it’s failing she just looks an utter plonker and I love it …. Wake up Fawnas she’s a Fukkin fake, stealing all your hard earnt pennies!!!!!

 

[Same stuff different day]

The black gigantic Chanel is new, correct?

 

[styleoversubstance]

Sweet dreams, Tits

oh my that micro blading - was it done using a jumbo marker?

The black gigantic Chanel is new, correct?

Yep never seen it before - its utterly ridiculous no?

 

[dougston]

Re the Chanel, it’s an oldie (I think)

Edited to add.. I went back to find more photos of it and quelle surprise!!! A recycled caption.

 

[Ohmydays]

Re the Chanel, it’s an oldie (I think)

Edited to add.. I went back to find more photos of it and quelle surprise!!! A recycled caption.

Same Ol same Ol Yawna on repeat … nothing new she’s such a Fukkin lazy unimaginative bint ! …

oh my that micro blading - was it done using a jumbo marker?



Yep never seen it before - its utterly ridiculous no?

it’s an oldie .. completely hideous …

The black gigantic Chanel is new, correct?

Non !!!

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I thought she'd re-done her fake tan this morning? She's really not getting to grips with the calves and behind the knees, is she...

 

[Ohmydays]

Am I missing something with all these references to GREEN items of clothing .
If GREEN is the in colour then why didn’t she have any in her latest ITS Marbs shite dump … ?
oh hang on she’s planning her A/W dump … so fukk me is that gonna be green ? So she’s now brainwashing the Fawnas GREEN GREEN GREEN !