RaspberryCheesecake
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She very clearly didn't enjoy her holiday much either (mainly the hotel), judging from her latest story. I also suspect that the spa treatments she was going to book never happened, because the nice lady at reception told her how much the treatments would cost, rather than offering them as a celeb freebie which is probably what she was expecting/hoping for. So, she didn't like the food much, didn't like the wine, didn't get an upgrade, didn't use the spa, didn't get lavished in birthday love until John ran down and had a word, at which point the chef stuck a chocolate dessert on a board and whipped up a Victoria sponge, and didn't go out much apart from one meal out and a two-hour boat trip. And all just to photograph some tat which is supposed to be the essence of the Mediterranean. Indeed.