Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008

What are the remaining birthday gifts going to be? (you can select more than one)

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It's being saved for opening in Marbella. She is running true to form as she has done this previously. Once they're in situ, we will be treated to an ostentatious display of gifts (all still in their packaging). We are meant to believe that these have not yet been opened and that she often doesn't know what the contents are. This is, of course, complete bullsh*t and is all for the 'Gram. There will be the usual collection of balloons festooned here and there, possibly a few photo's of Loons & Lurch plastered all over the place for added induced-nausea and an ice bucket with (you've guessed it) a bottle of Whispissing Angel. Yes, we've all been on hols with the Luxe's before, so kinda know what to expect. Still, we're off to sunny Spain so sit back and enjoy!🌞
 
9 years ago? Is that counted in dogs years? My God hes aged badly (and he didnt look that good in 2012 🤣). What a great reminder of what happens when you choose the sugar daddy (more like Canderel) life!!!

it’s not been changed?! said:
Looks like a dog chain round his neck
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If the g - mp suit fits…
 

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The house instagrammer that brought @BorisBear and I here asked her about the wooden floors in her house (which are nice I have to say) her response was something along the lines of ‘From a chateau in Paris’ which made me wonder where on earth her money came from. I now suspect this may be bullshit.
I’ve also watched Breaking Fashion this morning, was horrified by her face and scraggly hair considering she’s so ‘luxe’ and highly amused that they kept saying ‘We’ve got the size 8 samples for the model but not the size 12 ones for Lorna’
 
Brightlycolouredbowels said:
The house instagrammer that brought @BorisBear and I here asked her about the wooden floors in her house (which are nice I have to say) her response was something along the lines of ‘From a chateau in Paris’ which made me wonder where on earth her money came from. I now suspect this may be bullshit.
I’ve also watched Breaking Fashion this morning, was horrified by her face and scraggly hair considering she’s so ‘luxe’ and highly amused that they kept saying ‘We’ve got the size 8 samples for the model but not the size 12 ones for Lorna’
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Hahaha, I noticed the size 12 for Lorna, too. Adam saying he's classy, and Jamie saying, you're not fucking classy, you're from great Yarmouth. 😂
 
giftmesh*t said:
Hello ladies, I have been reading here for a while now and I must say this thread is absolutely hilarious and very entertaining.
I have spent many a morning reading and laughing while my son watches cartoons.
Just wanted to show my appreciation 😊
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Hello & Welcome. 👋 Thank you so much, it's so good to hear you've enjoyed reading. Please feel v welcome to join in & give us your thoughts/comments. We are a very friendly group.🥰
Brightlycolouredbowels said:
The house instagrammer that brought @BorisBear and I here asked her about the wooden floors in her house (which are nice I have to say) her response was something along the lines of ‘From a chateau in Paris’ which made me wonder where on earth her money came from. I now suspect this may be bullshit.
I’ve also watched Breaking Fashion this morning, was horrified by her face and scraggly hair considering she’s so ‘luxe’ and highly amused that they kept saying ‘We’ve got the size 8 samples for the model but not the size 12 ones for Lorna’
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Hello & Welcome to you and to @BorisBear.👋 Sorry if I've missed any new people out. It's great that we have so many new people joining in with their comments. I can't keep up with all the new names but please ALL join in. It's so good that you've all joined at this particular time, as you're just in time for us all going on holiday. If you've never been on a Luxe holiday before, it will be an experience like no other.😂 Btw, am loving the 'Parisian chateau floors'. Pfffft.🙃
 
No appearance today …
It’s so obvious she’s gone to Spain today ..
Tomorrow morning she’ll be posting luggage and shopping pics .. Maybe passport pic on table with a glass of fizz .. Taxi laden with luggage … etc etc .. You know the score TITS .. yawn !!!!!

Can’t get over the fact it’s MARBELLA 😂😂😂
She felt old in that restaurant in Santorini 😂😂bet she’s gone to Marbs to see how many Fawnas she sees in her landfill creations collection .
 
Well today's content has been truly original and riveting..........#saidnooneever. We've already had the Chanel sling-backs twice. Is repetition the new thing?🤔 Anyway, at least we've got Marbs to look forward to. I'm so excited to be taken on holiday again so soon. Simply can't wait. I think the coming week is going to be positively ELECTRIC, with gifts galore, bragging ad nauseam and chilled rose on tap. Ooh, wonder whether John's going to debut a new pair of shorts? Daren't allow myself to think about it too much or I'll never manage to sleep tonight. Cue music:

🎶 Oh this year I'm looning off to Marbs, Y Viva Espana🎶 🌞🥳🙃
 
Well fukk me backwards …. She’s spinning this one out again !!!!! She really is a vile .. greedy .. lazy .. lying.. donkey kicking .. hair thinning … ugly trottered .. unluxe.. classless … style less .. friend less, emotionless ….pot bellied pig ! WAKE UP FAWNAS EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS ON REPEAT !!
 

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