Lorna Luxe #24 Flatulent lips and shrunken hips, filmed with a crusty tan and neon pink Chanel

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I don't get this new habit she's developed of swinging her handbag at the camera just before going off-screen. Is it meant to be cute? She's done it in about the last ten videos, and it looked stupid the first time, so why keep doing it. I also don't get the sleeves on that cardigan thing. You couldn't wear it to a restaurant (or for any kind of dinner), because you'd end up fishing those preposterous sleeves out of your soup/salad/casserole/pasta (delete as applicable) all night. And what are those dangly things on the sides of the shorts? Are they decorative, or are the shorts supposed to be dungarees? As for the DHL van outside Gucci... Most DHL van drivers work to a tight schedule as they have tons of deliveries to do within their working day, so could they honestly not have waited five minutes for him to move on? There are also those metal A-frame pavement signs in her pictures. She and John seriously have no aptitude whatsoever for setting a scene or seeking out good backgrounds.
Sorry, I went on a bit there... :rolleyes:
 
RaspberryCheesecake said:
I don't get this new habit she's developed of swinging her handbag at the camera just before going off-screen. Is it meant to be cute? She's done it in about the last ten videos, and it looked stupid the first time, so why keep doing it. I also don't get the sleeves on that cardigan thing. You couldn't wear it to a restaurant (or for any kind of dinner), because you'd end up fishing those preposterous sleeves out of your soup/salad/casserole/pasta (delete as applicable) all night. And what are those dangly things on the sides of the shorts? Are they decorative, or are the shorts supposed to be dungarees? As for the DHL van outside Gucci... Most DHL van drivers work to a tight schedule as they have tons of deliveries to do within their working day, so could they honestly not have waited five minutes for him to move on? There are also those metal A-frame pavement signs in her pictures. She and John seriously have no aptitude whatsoever for setting a scene or seeking out good backgrounds.
Sorry, I went on a bit there... :rolleyes:
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Cute (at a stretch) if she did it once...
But its contrived when she does it every time. Its not like she hasn't asked him to film her for her ridiculous clothes launch..
She just doesn't know how to be spontaneous and genuine in front of a camera.
 
RaspberryCheesecake said:
I don't get this new habit she's developed of swinging her handbag at the camera just before going off-screen. Is it meant to be cute? She's done it in about the last ten videos, and it looked stupid the first time, so why keep doing it. I also don't get the sleeves on that cardigan thing. You couldn't wear it to a restaurant (or for any kind of dinner), because you'd end up fishing those preposterous sleeves out of your soup/salad/casserole/pasta (delete as applicable) all night. And what are those dangly things on the sides of the shorts? Are they decorative, or are the shorts supposed to be dungarees? As for the DHL van outside Gucci... Most DHL van drivers work to a tight schedule as they have tons of deliveries to do within their working day, so could they honestly not have waited five minutes for him to move on? There are also those metal A-frame pavement signs in her pictures. She and John seriously have no aptitude whatsoever for setting a scene or seeking out good backgrounds.
Sorry, I went on a bit there... :rolleyes:
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You know when they were out about in London last year and restaurants were open I just used to think whatever they’re out shooting and pissed up again. But what’s the excuse now? It doesn’t make sense to go all that way if you’re not going to at least hang around to get the best shots against a good backdrop.

The swinging of the bag is as ridiculous as every other move she does in these reels and I don’t know who told her that trot was cute.
 
Hamilton1970 said:
I would get my phone out and start filming her too... and would relish the chance of an argument..capturing the real ugly side of them unfiltered on camera
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Anyone who get this footage goes straight to TIT God status, worshipped by all here.

So if you happen to be in London outside Prada, Gucci, Dior and just coincidently happen to be filming the pigeons and just happen to capture this comedy act you have a duty to share. We love pigeons 😂
 
She really needs to stop swinging her handbag after each outfit because she absolutely has no idea how to do that transition, so it looks ridiculous.

AND WHO DID THIS?!
 

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Literally got vision now of @Hamilton1970 who in my head is LL in her profile pic having a showdown with Lorna on Bond Street 🥊 Ding Ding 🤣
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LOL!!
She would be fair game to 📷 if she is herself being photographed on a public street and I would have no problem dealing with them both face to face if they took issue....
Thank fuck I dont look like my profile pic!
 
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Handmaids Tale
The Mummy

This “collection” should be renamed “movies we don’t need to watch again” 😂

MadameS said:
AND WHO DID THIS?!
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She's a A-block walking 😂 😂 😂
 

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Well.
Firstly is she advertising Chanel or the shit clothes?
Secondly, the bag swing- obviously trying to make it her “ thing” , looks like a twat.
Thirdly, the white suit looks like it’s made of shredded Andrex bog roll.
Finally. The hat makes her look like she’s off of the Canadian mounted police.
 
annabelle_bronstein said:
The white suit that looks like an explosion in a tampon factory I. Just. Can’t
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I’m beginning to think she’s taking the piss out of her Fawnas and laughing her head off at them as she waddles to the bank with her pockets full of £££££££. and they strut round looking ridiculous in horrendous pieces of shite !!!
Surely she can’t seriously think these items are good !!!!
 
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